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20   Patrick   2022 May 3, 9:30am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-chanting-all-night-crowd-of-worshippers-still-cant-get-moloch-to-answer-them\





WASHINGTON, D.C.—After gathering at the steps of the Supreme Court and chanting all through the night in support of abortion, a crowd of worshippers are still having a hard time getting their pagan god Moloch to hear them.

"We've chanted, and danced, and even cut ourselves with knives, but still, Moloch is silent," said protest leader and male feminist Skeeve Rapenburg. "Why does he not hear? Why won't he send down fire from the sky and consume this infernal SCOTUS building? MOLOCH! HEAR US!"

Sources at the scene have suggested that Moloch may possibly be on vacation, sitting on the toilet with terrible diarrhea, or binging the latest season of My Little Pony on Netflix. To get the attention of the ancient god of child blood sacrifice, the protestors will have to resort to even more extreme attention-seeking methods, such as arson or screaming into the camera in a TikTok video.

"We will not rest until the great Moloch hears us," shouted Rapenburg, banging his drums even louder.

At publishing time, the crowd was discussing the possibility of sacrificing a beautiful virgin to get the god's attention but failed to do so after being unable to find any virgins.
22   Patrick   2022 May 3, 9:37am  


Ian Haworth
@ighaworth
12h
My pansexual queer 3-year-old child of color, Pebble Solomon Haworth, just read the Politico SCOTUS leak, looked up at me and asked, through tears, “non-birthing parent, why would Ron DeSantis do this?”
May 3, 2022 · 4:25 AM UTC
24   AmericanKulak   2022 May 3, 9:49am  

Amit Jain - Clerk for Sotomayor. Criticized his alma matter, Yale, for not opposing Kavanaugh



Looks strangely like the other leaker, Eric Caramello. They all have that similar Soyboy look, don't they?
26   richwicks   2022 May 3, 9:53am  

WineHorror1 says

Is this definitive? The Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade? Definitively?


This is risky, but I'd bet my dick that Roe v Wade isn't over-turned and value my dick.

This is bullshit to get the liberals up in arms. I've seen 40 years of my government doing nothing, and I can't believe they will actually do something.

The supreme court is bullshit, they won't upset the manure heap.
27   richwicks   2022 May 3, 9:55am  

Patrick says


Ian Haworth
@ighaworth
12h
My pansexual queer 3-year-old child of color, Pebble Solomon Haworth, just read the Politico SCOTUS leak, looked up at me and asked, through tears, “non-birthing parent, why would Ron DeSantis do this?”
May 3, 2022 · 4:25 AM UTC


This is satire.
28   AmericanKulak   2022 May 3, 9:55am  

"Politisexual journey of the Manhattan Bridge footpath"

Translation: I'm middle aged, bitter, childless AND nobody is putting themself out to get in my pants like they used to.
29   GreaterNYCDude   2022 May 3, 9:56am  

We add a new justice and suddenly there is a leak? Strange coincidence, eh?

As far as this issue goes, personally views aside, I'd want to read the final opinions once issued. Making abortion, or restriction thereof, a state decision, rather than a federally protected right, is probably constitutionally correct. The inverse argument would fall under the equal protection clause... why can I have a "medical procedure" in state A but not state B? Similar to the way gay "marriage" became the law of the land.

Just wait.. the far left will call for packing the court over this, if the final decision is anywhere close to this draft, irrespective of the legal arguments for or against the ruling.
32   AmericanKulak   2022 May 3, 10:07am  

Patrick says




Roe v. Wade was 7 men deciding to legalize abortion with no precedence in law or Constitution, based on "penumbras of privacy" (ie grasping at straws; fiat).
33   Patrick   2022 May 3, 10:10am  

On reflection, I think there is a strong basis to conclude that it's a state's right to choose whether to allow abortion or not.


The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
35   Shaman   2022 May 3, 10:12am  

Patrick says


Ian Haworth
@ighaworth
12h
My pansexual queer 3-year-old child of color, Pebble Solomon Haworth, just read the Politico SCOTUS leak, looked up at me and asked, through tears, “non-birthing parent, why would Ron DeSantis do this?”
May 3, 2022 · 4:25 AM UTC



Pretty funny satire!

The idea that ANY child would be honestly pro-abortion is unbelievable.
I had to explain to my 12 year old boy about what it is and means and he was honestly horrified that anyone would ever do that.
36   Shaman   2022 May 3, 10:18am  

@richwicks
“ This is risky, but I'd bet my dick that Roe v Wade isn't over-turned and value my dick.”

Care to backtrack on that one? I mean, I’m sure that I don’t value your dick like you do, but damn!
37   Ceffer   2022 May 3, 10:33am  

Patrick says

What is the legal reasoning behind overturning it?

You forget the prime mover of the law: "If you can't be just, be arbitrary." They can find some weasle way to decide however they want.

The 'new' court will merely regard the law as a sort of suggestion and will rule by feelz and political directives. Puppet President, puppet court.

Maybe this is just to enrage the bug eyed, spittle tossing Kommie left and consolidate them into further atrocities on rights and the population.
38   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 May 3, 10:38am  

Fake election year stunt
39   HeadSet   2022 May 3, 10:42am  

richwicks says
This is risky, but I'd bet my dick that Roe v Wade isn't over-turned and value my dick.

How are we going to collect if you lose? Cut-off tool to remove the junk and spade bit to drill the vagina?
40   krc   2022 May 3, 10:43am  

Until men have reproductive rights, abortion should be illegal. Right now, women have the upper hand to wreck lives - and we see this every day. We really live in a matriarchy .
(ie if an unmarried woman decides to get pregnant or there is an accidental pregnancy, the man should have the right to refuse to pay support. )
Today, women get better access to healthcare, graduate at far higher rates from college, are not subject to the draft, etc...

All that our pro-choice values have done to date is allow one sex to "decide" to wreck a man's financial life. The power is left to the woman's decision, vs the state. At least if abortion was illegal, then neither party really has a "decision" that impacts the other. Both are in that wreckage together, equally.

If you want to legalize abortion, then be consistent: If she is not married - fine - keep the baby but the man should have the right to a "financial" abortion. If she wants to abort - fine - that is her decision as it is her body.
41   Patrick   2022 May 3, 11:18am  

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/05/coincidence-planned-parenthood-abortion-industry-announce-150-million-spend-midterms-just-hours-scotus-leak/?source=patrick.net


Coincidence? Planned Parenthood and Abortion Industry Announce $150 Million Spend on Midterms Just Hours Before SCOTUS Leak
By Jim Hoft
Published May 3, 2022
43   Patrick   2022 May 3, 11:22am  

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2022/05/02/unprecedented-sources-say-justice-roberts-will-call-on-fbi-to-investigate-scotus-leak-n559135?source=patrick.net


Unprecedented: Sources Say Justice Roberts Will Call On FBI to Investigate SCOTUS Leak
By Kira Davis | May 02, 2022


Calling on the FBI to investigate government corruption is like calling on the mafia to investigate the garbage collection racket in New Jersey.
47   socal2   2022 May 3, 11:28am  

Patrick says








Overturning Roe was always going to create a shit storm and suck the oxygen out of the room, no matter what else is going on in the world.

Better to get over the histrionics now instead if this happening a few weeks before the midterms or presidential election cycle. Texas basically banned abortion a few months ago and we haven't heard a thing about it in weeks. I figured the NYTimes and WAPO would have been pumping out all sorts of stories about women (front hole people?) dying in back alley abortion clinics by now.
48   Patrick   2022 May 3, 11:30am  

She deleted her account now.

49   Patrick   2022 May 3, 11:32am  

Patrick says
Calling on the FBI to investigate government corruption is like calling on the mafia to investigate the garbage collection racket in New Jersey.






50   Patrick   2022 May 3, 11:33am  

Another perspective:


Roe leak to take attention away from 2000 Mules and the abundant evidence of wide scale voter fraud that it contains.


https://patriots.win/p/15Hc8H95Do/roe-leak-to-take-attention-away-/?source=patrick.net
51   Patrick   2022 May 3, 11:36am  

Another one from same source:


Why would you be worried about access to ‘abortion’, when you can just take the MRNA injection and miscarry?
53   Tenpoundbass   2022 May 3, 11:43am  

I wonder if the Liberal voters are wise enough to know their commie politicians they support and donate to, are doing a royal mind fuck on them?
They are sacraficing "Established Law" Ruth G B's crowning achievement, the very number one reason they went demonic pure hell schitzoid when Kavanaugh was being confirmed to SCOTUS. They are kicking it back down to the States, but SCOTUS is draging their feet before the election. That the Commie Scumbags and the ministry of truth and disinformation can't spin it as an election issue. With so many states poised to flip to a MAGA governor and legislation this midterm election. They need a good solid boogey man to argue why DeSantis is a bad guy. Saying because he wont let them make your 5 year old a turnt out tranny Pedo prostitute, it turns out isn't politcal gold they hoped it would be. I mean it's bringing down trillion dollar stocks over the issue.

So now they need place the whole abortion argument and blame on Ron DeSantis and the other Republican governor hopefuls that are on track to win.

"They go put us all in chains and make us have that baby! And they wont let Roger have Harvey Milk's DNA test tube baby!"

Woe is us! Save us from those Nazi Republican governors!

I can hear it now, I'm just punching everyone I have to argue with over the next two elections. There's no point in arguing with that level of stupidity, they would have us all killed at this point. Slap them out of it, and kick the fucking shit out of the bastards, don't take one minute of their twisted Shit!

Now that you know their game!
54   Patrick   2022 May 3, 11:44am  

AmericanKulak says
No basis in the Constitution or Common Law precedence; abortion had always been banned or tightly regulated. Therefore, reserved to the States.


Yes, I think that is the reasoning. Here is a quote from the leaked doc:


“The Constitution does not prohibit the citizens of each State from regulating or prohibiting abortion,” the draft concludes. “Roe and Casey arrogated that authority. We now overrule those decisions and return that authority to the people and their elected representatives.”
58   Tenpoundbass   2022 May 3, 12:07pm  

This way when they steal the next two elections, they can say "The Abortion issue brought out all of the transgender people to vote on the issue"
59   Tenpoundbass   2022 May 3, 12:22pm  

Alright listen up all you dick swinging preggos out there, you're about to lose your abortion rights. Oh and the other people too!

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2022/05/03/dem-rep-bush-people-who-can-become-pregnant-will-lose-abortion-access/?source=patrick.net

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