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A Trade Embargo with the new Country of CHAZ should do the trick in, what, three days? Hunger is a very strong motivator.
Then, an exit interview for all those that wish to leave:
1. By forming your own defacto country, you have renounced your US citizenship.
2. To which country do you now pledge allegiance?
3. We will contact your new country of choice. They will surely grant you asylum! You will be remanded in the closest embassy, costs payable in full to the US Treasury upon arrival.
4. If asylum is not granted, you will be remanded to the custody of the US Customs Department. Costs of detainment will accrue immediately.
5. Repeat step 2 as needed.
Of course, this could be resolved much more quickly. If you wish to exit CHAZ, please request an Officer of the Court to appear. Following your recital of the Oath of Allegiance ( https://www.uscis.gov/policy-manual/volume-12-part-j-chapter-2 ),
you will be charged with Sedition and Treason, and remanded to custody awaiting trial.
Your call.
Speaking of The Wall,is it finished?
Gosh, they seem to have concluded that a wall is a good idea.