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As the nations waits for the Trump tax returns, this will have to do.... Photo courtesy of trumpdove, our newest member....
Melania Trump, NYC (1995)
Okay, folks... sexy is more subtle than animated gifs of a person masturbating. Please keep that in mind if you want the girls to play along. Or I'm going to ask Dan and CIC to have at it with every animation they can find of men ass-fucking each other and animals just to illustrate the fine line that exists between sexy, porn, and "yikes, I'm now blind."
Fine, but can you believe how long that girl can keep the hula hoop going?
Pathetic!
A bunch of sexual deprived buffoons, who sit around criticizing me ... yes, the Rin, for going up to Montreal, and actually f*cking hoes with nice t*ts and *sses.
Yes, I'd f*ck women, who look like your gifs above. But of course, I get criticized for not dating and drinking too much.
Don't you idiots get it, once I'm done with America, I'll be in Australia and going from whorehouse to whorehouse, f*cking hotties Down Under forever?
A bunch of sexual deprived buffoons, who sit around criticizing me ... yes, the Rin, for going up to Montreal, and actually f*cking hoes with nice t*ts and *sses.
Fine, but can you believe how long that girl can keep the hula hoop going?
Fine, but can you believe how long that girl can keep the hula hoop going?
Trust me, if you were ejaculating on those t*ts, you wouldn't care!
How do you post a gif?
Just go to the gif and right click and copy the image address and paste it to Pat.net.
But yeah, the gifs kind of get one dizzy after a while.
How's that for sexy Turtledove ?
What's that black fuzzy stuff between some of their legs? Oh, I forgot, that's pubic hair.
What's that black fuzzy stuff between some of their legs? Oh, I forgot, that's pubic hair.
I like some pubic hair. It makes me feel like Tarzan in the jungle. "Ooooh-waaaahahahahahaha!"
I like some pubic hair. It makes me feel like Tarzan in the jungle. "Ooooh-waaaahahahahahaha!"
It's nature's dental floss.
I see Marcus was advising you, I advise you not to follow Marcus's advise.
I'm sure you went to the image and right clicked and clicked on copy image adress?
What OS are you using and what browser are you using?
I'm using Windows 10 and Chrome
I tried it on Window 7 and Chrome and you see what I got.
I take it the drummer is instantly asphyxiated when the clouds part and the tornado is exhausted??
By the time the butt bongo lesson is over, she's popped five or six eggs. Anybody for quintuplets?
Maybe Turtledove should use this technique in the fertility clinic.
What a pathetic thread!
This is exactly what happens to a society of Puritanically repressed losers, who think that they're enlightened, just because they'd gone to some college and can recite some Thoreau, along with a white collar job of sorts. Wow! I'm so amazed at your cultural ascendancy!
Instead of the above gifs ... how about actually whipping it out, sliding it between a pair of bazonkas, and then finally, ejaculating upon them?
You see, once you do the latter, there's basically no interest in getting on the 'net and flashing t*ts at the world because one's salami, is actually satisfied.
Satisfied salami is but the privilege of the enlightened, powerful, famous, wealthy and sated few.
I will just have to continue to grovel pathetically with my tits 'n ass digital symbology.
If this thread keeps up, Rin is going to have to hire a couple of Patnet Greyhound buses for Canada.
If this thread keeps up, Rin is going to have to hire a couple of Patnet Greyhound buses for Canada.
There's already enough traffic on the i-93/i-89 corridor between Boston and Montreal; don't need to add a bus full of repressed bozos on that road.
If this thread keeps up, Rin is going to have to hire a couple of Patnet Greyhound buses for Canada.
There's already enough traffic on the i-93/i-89 corridor between Boston and Montreal; don't need to add a bus full of repressed bozos on that road.
And add i-87 for the New York City losers, who pay twice as much, for a vice squad visit in the Big Apple.
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