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2008 Jul 13, 1:46am   13,734 views  404 comments

by Patrick   follow (59)  

Some observations of Canada from my 10 day house-swap with a Canadian family in Toronto:

Native Canadian people are helpful, but Canadian immigrants don't talk to strangers.
Most things are more expensive than in the US, like $6.50 Canadian for a Hagen Daas ice cream bar in Toronto Island park.
The Lindt chocolates are all forgeries, just crap in elite wrappers. Canadians are unaware of the fraud, since they've never had good chocolate.
Via Rail beats Amtrak by a long shot. Via Rail is clean, on-time, and cheap.
Tap water tastes pretty good.
There are two sales taxes instead of just one: provincial and federal.
Beer and wine in Ontario are sold only by the provincial liquor monopoly, at twice the cost as in the US. BYOB/W
Public pools are free, though run-down.
Immigrants in Toronto are the largest percentage of any city in the world.
The subway system in Toronto is efficient and inexpensive.
Milk comes in a bag rather than in a gallon jug.
Prostitution advertising is brazen and cheap.
There are many Muslim women, some completely covered in Burqas.
Women have more tattoos than in the US.
Marijuana can be smelled in the air on many major Toronto streets.
There is a visible gay population in Toronto.
There are a surprising number of Canadian flags on cars and houses.
The Canadian accent becomes more noticeable the more you hear it.




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55   rocketjoe79   2024 Dec 30, 10:24am  

Can we change the title of this thread to "The Great State of Canada"?
Just asking, for a friend.
56   MolotovCocktail   2025 Jan 2, 9:43am  

DOGEWontAmountToShit says


The federal government does. And not every province gets funding until recently.

https://deputypm.canada.ca/en/news/news-releases/2022/12/16/federal-government-announces-record-transfers-provinces-and


@stereotonomy looks like Trudy changed the formula just now to buy votes:



Manitoba and Saskatchewan have roughly the same population. But Manitoba has an NDP controlled government. And LP depends upon NDP to stay in power and definitely to form a coalition depending upon the results of the next election, so....

BC and Ontario can be relied upon to vote LP/NDP no matter what, so they don't get much either.

Quebec is one of the richest provinces but gets the most. Translation: It is the biggest 'swing' province.
57   MolotovCocktail   2025 Jan 6, 9:11am  

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Castro's Love Child Resigns:



59   Ceffer   2025 Jan 6, 11:04am  

ALL Canada ARE BELONG TO MOI (for the French Canadians).

60   MolotovCocktail   2025 Jan 6, 12:52pm  

Hitler as Turdeau is Bidenated:



61   Booger   2025 Jan 6, 4:54pm  

The new person should freeze Trudeau's bank accounts.
64   FortWayneHatesRealtors   2025 Jan 8, 6:07am  

DOGEWontAmountToShit says






who is the turban man in the middle? hindu/muslim?
65   Blue   2025 Jan 8, 7:36am  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says


DOGEWontAmountToShit says







who is the turban man in the middle? hindu/muslim?


Sikh inline with Muslim jihadists in practice.
66   MolotovCocktail   2025 Jan 8, 7:47am  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says







who is the turban man in the middle? hindu/muslim?


The NDP candidate. And the guy who kept Turdy in power for the last term as the NDP propped up the LPs in Parliament.
71   Ceffer   2025 Jan 24, 10:55pm  

Canada will collapse like a cheap suit when they realize hopping in the Trump train with all the prosperity incentives beats the KommieKunt Globalist tyranny shit that is designed to maximize the suffering, poverty, kingdom of lies and denigration of the populace for the dragons.


Like, Fucking DUHHHHHHHHHH!


https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/152359
72   Ceffer   2025 Jan 24, 10:58pm  

Would we expect anything less? We have Trump now and they have their useless cardboard cutout perverts.







74   MolotovCocktail   2025 Jan 28, 8:30am  

Percentage of population that is white, by province.


76   HeadSet   2025 Jan 28, 6:09pm  

DOGEWontAmountToShit says





Just imagine how inflationary that would be, especially since the Canadian government would have to use debt without the tax revenue from the lost commerce. It would be far easier to just police their border like Trump asks.
82   MolotovCocktail   2025 Feb 2, 10:56am  

Oh looky everyone! A Canadian with a brain!


87   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   2025 Feb 3, 3:09pm  

Well, that was fast.
88   Eric_Holder   2025 Feb 3, 3:11pm  

AmericanKulak says

Well, that was fast.


Anybody bought the dip?
89   MolotovCocktail   2025 Feb 3, 10:39pm  

From Canadian TV a couple of months ago.

They called it!


91   Eric_Holder   2025 Feb 6, 3:34pm  

DOGEWontAmountToShit says






Getting ready to become a 51st state?

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