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I bow to thee. You're obviously a dick expert. :)

elliemae says

I bow to thee. You’re obviously a dick expert.

One excels at that which one loves. :)

Well, then, I should be pretty good at it too. But I haven't sat on as many dicks as you have, judging from your post.

Again - I'd like to thank the Realtor for providing hours of mirth.

elliemae says

Well, then, I should be pretty good at it too. But I haven’t sat on as many dicks as you have, judging from your post.

I think you may be surprised about that. LOL! But that's another conversation for a more personal forum. :)

Hate to brag, but my boyfriend is from Idaho. He makes a pretty mean dick-tater. :)

Well now up here in Canada we got your 6 inch hotdogs and your superlong dogs. A dick-tater just doesn't cut the mustard.

Canada? Bet the weather makes for some slippery dicks.

Yes Elliemae, in the winter time, when the nights are long, it can get quite slippery inside and out.

I also look forward to the long summer days when it can get quite hot on the dick stretching out into the late evening hours.

Sometimes the women have contests to see who can eat the most amount of hotdogs or who can swallow a whole one in one bite. It gets pretty exciting when it's a foot long hotdog. My dick has never seen better times than this.

I'm happy that your dick gets a lot of action. You sound like a nice man with a huge dick - big enough to satisfy several women at once - and I'd like to spend some time on your dick myself.

BTW, my very Mormon friend read this thread and she thinks that I'm obsessed with dicks. I thought that she figured that one out when we were in college - but she enjoys a tiny dick on a regular basis and evidently doesn't realize the benefits of a dick you can share with your girlfriends all at once.

elliemae says

I’m happy that your dick gets a lot of action. You sound like a nice man with a huge dick - big enough to satisfy several women at once - and I’d like to spend some time on your dick myself.
BTW, my very Mormon friend read this thread and she thinks that I’m obsessed with dicks. I thought that she figured that one out when we were in college - but she enjoys a tiny dick on a regular basis and evidently doesn’t realize the benefits of a dick you can share with your girlfriends all at once.

Mormons often deprive themselves of the good things in life like dancing, coffee, cigarettes, wine, weed, and non-procreative sex outside of heterosexual multiple marriages.

Elliemae, I feel like you're the sister I never had. I most certainly can appreciate a dick that is big enough for a party of friends to share. However, I often get greedy. I like to spend time on those large dicks all by myself sometimes. I like a girl who knows the value of a truly big and lovely hardwood dick.

Mormons dance and love sex, they just don't admit the sex part.

What bothers me about your statement is that you would keep a large dick all to yourself. They're so much more fun on a summer afternoon while you're sipping a cream soda with friends. Greed isn't always good, it's lonely and then you're on a dick by yourself while others are getting off enjoying their dick with their friends.

Once again, I must thank this Realtor for the enjoyment we've all gotten from her ad about a dick for sale. With a house attached... kind of like how we girls shop for men. :)

Quote " I’d like to spend some time on your dick myself."

Elliemae you can come on my dick anytime you desire and spend as much time on it as you want. I'm always eager to satisfy my friends. If there's only just one thing that I believe in though it's got to be that everyone should have a dick to love and enjoy anytime of the day or night. What good is a dick if it's only available at certain times and if you need to make an RSVP.

There's just only one thing I ask in return and that is if you're going to use it frequently please keep it clean. Don't be hopping from one dick to another and bringing over any uninvited friends. Mr. S. T. Dee is not welcome on my dick if you know what I mean.

Well here's to looking forward to you coming on my dick and with a name like Elliemae (as in 'The Beverly Hillbillies') it should be a full filling experience for you and an exploding experience for me.

Steve-

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