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Huh, when using internet via my phone, Bing Maps locates me in CIA/FBI/NSA neighborhood


               
2023 May 27, 6:18pm   804 views  20 comments

by Patrick   follow (60)  




If they're watching me, I'm flattered. I just hope they read my memes:

https://patrick.net/memes

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1   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 6:27pm  

Just be thankful it doesn't show Geneva, Switzerland. The CIA Black Hand could be after you.
2   HeadSet   2023 May 27, 6:59pm  

Ceffer says

Just be thankful it doesn't show Geneva, Switzerland. The CIA Black Hand could be after you.

CIA is the "White Hand." The Mafia is the "Black Hand." It is not too early to start sweating bullets about the CIA taking offence at your gaff and coming after you.
3   richwicks   2023 May 27, 7:03pm  

Ya made it! Good for you!

If the fucking assholes aren't watching you at this point, you should be ashamed.

If the Stasi, KGB, and SS wouldn't have knocked on your door at some point, you're a fuck up as a human being.

LEARN what they've done, be certain of what they've done, be prepared to spend 20 minutes explaining to them (because they don't know!) what the criminal enterprise they work for has done. I've done that. Fuck them.

They should be all disbanded at this point, they were LONG ago exposed, and they won't reform.
4   mell   2023 May 27, 7:06pm  

Likely an issue with bing maps
5   richwicks   2023 May 27, 7:23pm  

You might want to disable GPS on it. That should never be on unless you're using it. You PROBABLY have an iPhone, but I have to give my Android permission to know my location, which I don't.

This doesn't mean they just ignore my requests. They can find my position through triangulation even if I disable GPS.

If you're REALLY going through Washington DC, this is how you find out:

https://samoyed.dynu.net/~patrick/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi

The code is here. I was GOING to try to post the actual (short) code, but I have to reformat it for HTML. You can just pick up a copy here:

https://samoyed.dynu.net/~patrick/cgiExample.cgi

And I can further simplify it on request, remove needed libraries, even re-write it in C.

That entire thing is a hyperlink and will show you what IP address I THINK you are sending from. You can access this through TOR on Brave. My logs will record any connections to my machine, but I don't pay attention to them much, because I'm attacked by bots constantly.
6   Ceffer   2023 May 27, 7:28pm  

HeadSet says

CIA is the "White Hand."

That is just so superior ethnic offensive.
8   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 28, 7:44am  

Stay off the phone, if you're still alive this time tomorrow I'll be impressed.
9   Ceffer   2023 May 28, 9:25am  

The White Black Hand is stalking Patrick. I'm lucky, so far all I got is the FaceBookFuck honey traps from DARPA.
10   mell   2023 May 28, 9:43am  

Plenty of people complaining that bing maps never gets their location right if you just do a cursory search. This is most likey a bug not a feature ;)
11   HeadSet   2023 May 28, 11:16am  

Ceffer says

The White Black Hand is stalking Patrick. I'm lucky, so far all I got is the FaceBookFuck honey traps from DARPA.

Any of them women?
12   Ceffer   2023 May 28, 11:19am  

HeadSet says

Any of them women?

Well, crude mockery aside, I think some of them could have been trannies. How Baphomet of them.
13   HeadSet   2023 May 28, 11:35am  

Ceffer says

Well, crude mockery aside,

Oh, sorry, let me bring the mockery up to Ceffer standards:

Any of them over 18 and alive?
14   RWSGFY   2023 May 28, 11:49am  

Ceffer says

The White Black Hand is stalking Patrick. I'm lucky, so far all I got is the FaceBookFuck honey traps from DARPA.


Youʼre on fuckbook? What's wrong with you?
15   Ceffer   2023 May 28, 11:53am  

RWSGFY says

Youʼre on fuckbook? What's wrong with you?

It's a token placeholder page since my wife insists on using it with her friends and she wants me in the mix somehow. I doubt DARPA gets much out of it.
16   RWSGFY   2023 May 28, 12:05pm  

Ceffer says

RWSGFY says


Youʼre on fuckbook? What's wrong with you?

It's a token placeholder page since my wife insists on using it with her friends and she wants me in the mix somehow. I doubt DARPA gets much out of it.


Excuses, excuses...
17   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2023 May 28, 12:09pm  

google maps still locates me in San Diego even though I moved to TX 7 months ago. My VPN still points at LA though b/c I've been too lazy to change it.

I use google maps and search on my San Francisco employers machine.
20   zzyzzx   2025 Jun 3, 9:59am  

The center of that map is closer to NIH than any of the other agencies mentioned.

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