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Two stoned lab rats stting around talking.


               
2022 Oct 7, 4:49pm   1,060 views  3 comments

by Al_Sharpton_for_President   follow (6)  

(Sound of deep bong inhale.....)

Hey man, I thought of something wild to do.

What?

Let's inject Mikey with a transfection reagent.

What!!!????

A transfection reagent.

(Sound of a deep bong inhale.....)

A transfection reagent. You mean like we injected into those crazy Black 6 mice?

Heh heh, they weren't that crazy before the injection.

(Hi five).

(Sound of deep bong hit....)

Fuck, you serious?

Why not?

Well, what would we inject him with?

The same type of shit - an mRNA transfection reagent.

(Sound of deep bong hit......)

Whaaattttt??? With GFP mRNA? Why the fuck would we do that??

No, no, something much crazier.

(Sound of deep bong hit.....)

Fuck! I am totally wasted. What?

mRNA coding for a viral protein.

Man, you must be high. That shit could kill him.

What you sayin'?

Well, if that shit travels throughout his body,

Yeah?

And it lands in the brain, let's say.

Yeah?

Well, his brain cells could be made to display the viral protein.

Yeah?

And his immune system would think his brain cells were infected with the virus, and attack and kill them

Fuck yeah!

(Sound of deep bong hit....)

Ummmm.... All right. Let's do it! Far fuckin' out, man!

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1   Ceffer   2022 Oct 7, 4:55pm  

Lab rats on bongs? The Purina Rat Chow munchies must be epic.
2   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Oct 7, 4:59pm  

Ceffer says

Lab rats on bongs?

The literal interpretation is poorly served here.

"Lab Rat
A popular term for a graduate student or ‘post-doc’ whose focus on bench research virtually excludes personal and familial relationships."
https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Lab+Rat

A gentler definition would just be somebody who has spent a lot of time in a lab in a research capacity.
3   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Oct 7, 5:03pm  

But the sad reality is, that for all the hype, vitriol, condemnation, notoriety, and extreme profusion of money, the mRNA gene therapies are nothing more than mRNA transfection reagents. Very low science, and very dangerous to inject into humans. In fact, not very creative and just plain absurd to even seriously contemplate doing.

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