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That can't be a real advertisement, - well at least the whole thing can't be.

The Euro didn't exist until around 2000, and nobody would advertise this way in the last 2 decades.

richwicks says

That can't be a real advertisement, - well at least the whole thing can't be.

The Euro didn't exist until around 2000, and nobody would advertise this way in the last 2 decades.

I think it is a retro style ad and retro style product, possibly inspired by Oh Brother, Where Art Thou ("I'm a Dapper Dan man.")? Also odd, I guess, than American football would be used for a Euro product. It's all marketing.

https://pomadeshop.com/marken/fop?source=patrick.net

Translation: Modern cola-colored gel pomade for medium strength and delicate shine. Super light to use, does not stick to the hair, remains combable at any time and is easily washable again with water. FOP is a modern alternative to soft and medium-strength vaseline-based pomades of the 1930s and 1950s. With tart-fresh grapefruit scent. Made in Germany.

Is FOP also good for FAP if you don't score the cheap date chick?

Ceffer says

Is FOP also good for FAP if you don't score the cheap date chick?

I think the petroleum based pomades may be better. :>)) Just take care when smoking.

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

possibly inspired by Oh Brother, Where Art Thou ("I'm a Dapper Dan man.")?

The film is now 21 years old. Good film though. I always liked the Cohen Brothers.

Blood Simple is one of my favorite films. It's a very dark comedy of misunderstandings. Dan Hedaya gave a great performance. If you've not seen it, I recommend it. If you dislike it, I'll be surprised. Fargo has a similar theme of misunderstandings between characters, but I think Blood Simple was better.

It would be great to see "pure blood" (unjabbed) and "un-inked" (no tattoos) as the new status symbols.

HeadSet says

It would be great to see "pure blood" (unjabbed) and "un-inked" (no tattoos) as the new status symbols.

I always tolerated one tattoo max. Sometimes if they had nice hips and a nice ass a well placed butterfly or similar shape in the middle of the lower back/hip area could be quite attractive (but it immediately raises the slut radar), especially when banging from behind. 2 or more tattoos was a deal breaker.

mell says

2 or more tattoos was a deal breaker.

But what if the tats have "meaning"?

mell says

a well placed butterfly or similar shape in the middle of the lower back/hip area could be quite attractive

In these parts we call that a tramp stamp. Just sayin'

GreaterNYCDude says

mell says

a well placed butterfly or similar shape in the middle of the lower back/hip area could be quite attractive

In these parts we call that a tramp stamp. Just sayin'

Yeah, wife doesn't have any. But still they can be attractive

komputodo says

mell says

2 or more tattoos was a deal breaker.

But what if the tats have "meaning"?

Good point. Still I think there are better ways to express deep connections, esp. since they will lose their beauty as you age. Also if the relationship you have with that person/thing changes you'll have a hard time getting rid of it.

Tramp stamps are making a comeback?

I told my wife I'm glad she doesn't have any tattoos and she reminded me that she does.

13 years ago she had a small breast cancer lump which was removed and did not recur. She had radiation as part of the treatment, and the way they target the beam to the same spot over multiple sessions is to put dot tattoos on either side of her chest and measure from those. Small, but still there.

At the time, she asked if they could make them little skulls instead of dots, but they refused.