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CCP Plot To Murder Us In Our Homes With Flying Blades Of Terror....

By Ceffer follow Ceffer   2020 Dec 30, 2:06pm 176 views   6 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

https://www.extremetech.com/electronics/318728-190000-ceiling-fans-recalled-after-blades-fly-off-hitting-people

Toilets with butthole scanners? 5G comes with butthole lasers to fry our insides.

1   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Dec 30, 3:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I was only saved from this demonic threat because I use the fan to dry my underwear.
2   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2020 Dec 30, 3:49pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says
I was only saved from this demonic threat because I use the fan to dry my underwear.


While still wearing it, I presume....
3   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Dec 30, 4:45pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Silly. Underwear never dries while you are still wearing it.
4   Blue   ignore (0)   2020 Dec 31, 1:47am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says
Silly. Underwear never dries while you are still wearing it.

Actually it does in hot and dry weather.
5   zzyzzx   ignore (2)   2020 Dec 31, 4:11am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says
Silly. Underwear never dries while you are still wearing it.


Where did they mention that the were wearing it?
6   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Dec 31, 11:35am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Two pair per blade. This baby dries ten pair. Enough for over a year.

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