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45   Bd6r   2020 Dec 12, 1:18pm  

just_passing_through says
I'd rather have anal probe space aliens as overlords than Chinese president She.

We have no choice but to have Chinese overlords from Jan 20 next year.
46   Onvacation   2020 Dec 12, 1:35pm  

just_passing_through says
I'd rather have anal probe space aliens as overlords than Chinese president She.

Three guys got stranded on an island. Two of the three were wimps and the other was a tough, strong guy.
One day, they met a tribe. The tribe chief told them that they could either have Death or Bunga-bung. He asked the first wimp: Death or Bunga-bunga? The wimp replied: Well, I want to live so I guess Bunga-bunga. He got ass raped.
The Chief asked the second wimp: Death or Bunga-bunga? He replied: I don't want to die, so Bunga-bunga. He got ass raped.
Then the Chief asked the tough guy: Death or Bunga-bunga? He replied: I don't want to get ass raped so I'll take Death! Everyone in the tribe then chants: Oooooooo! He choose Death! Death! Death by Bunga-bunga!!!

Be careful what you ask for
47   just_passing_through   2020 Dec 12, 1:40pm  

Oldie but a goodie!

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