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What A Waste Of Paying Pornhub Subscribers, Archbishop Burns Altar.

By Ceffer follow Ceffer   2020 Oct 10, 12:32pm 368 views   17 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-archbishop-blasts-demonic-sex-act-in-church-orders-altar-removed-burned

Sperm blockaded priest insane from chastity goes full throttle load ejection with S&M hookers on altar. Viagra used as holy sacrament.

"They'll have shit eating grins in HELL." says archbishop

1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2020 Oct 10, 12:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I think they gave fake names and ages. One doesn't look Asian and the other doesn't look 42.
2   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Oct 10, 12:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

"Please be generous with the donations in the basket. It's hooker week for Padre, YAY!"
3   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Oct 10, 2:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I might pay the one on the left, but not the one on the right.
4   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Oct 10, 2:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      



Yes, I'd definitely pay her.
5   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Oct 10, 2:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
One doesn't look Asian


She claims to be half Chinese and half German. Could be true.

Prediction: her career will now flourish because of all the free publicity.
6   Hircus   ignore (0)   2020 Oct 10, 3:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

The arrests may have been planned. You could easily predict this would make the news, making tons of people (like me) want to see this specific video.

Elements: Scandal, the alter, danger, the risk of getting caught, an older dude banging a younger girl, the dude happens to be a priest, a voyer stumbles upon them mid-act and records, making it all extra naughty.
7   Booger   ignore (7)   2020 Oct 10, 3:58pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Hircus says
The arrests may have been planned. You could easily predict this would make the news, making tons of people (like me) want to see this specific video.


Got a link?
8   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Oct 10, 6:11pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It's a guilt geyser, which makes the sin all the more delectable.
9   brazil66   ignore (0)   2020 Oct 10, 6:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

The one on the right might be a Russian agent.
10   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Oct 10, 6:45pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Priest already has a GoFundMe going for subscribers to do it again on another alter with exclusive close up shots.
11   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Oct 10, 6:52pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

brazil66 says
The one on the right might be a Russian agent.


Kind of close actually.
13   Booger   ignore (7)   2020 Oct 11, 3:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

instead of burning it they should have auctioned It Off
14   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Oct 11, 5:31am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Booger says
instead of burning it they should have auctioned It Off

Valuable relics for the Church of Satan. Would have been worth a fortune.
15   Al_Sharpton_for_President   ignore (6)   2020 Oct 11, 5:35am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

The priest's use of the sanctifying balm is standard fallen woman rescue stuff. Why the persecution?
17   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Oct 11, 10:56am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
The priest's use of the sanctifying balm is standard fallen woman rescue stuff. Why the persecution?

He was just easing the hookers back into their new role as faithful Catholics by keeping things familiar.

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