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Spanish Civil War LARPing reaches Crescendo in Seattle


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2020 Jun 9, 11:03am   757 views  23 comments

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1   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jun 9, 11:12am  

Farnsworth, deploy the grapeshot and send in the goons. Meet me for tea when you wrap this up, ta ta!
2   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 9, 7:34pm  

Here is the Leader. Don't forget to donate to Unibrow Xir's Cash App.

3   ignoreme   2020 Jun 9, 8:15pm  

How humiliating would it be if this person actually managed to take over some significant portion of the country. At least Lennon didn’t look like such a limp wristed, pussy smelling, fruit cake.
5   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 10, 9:20pm  

Warlord General Butt Nakkid Raz Simone ordering stop and frisk of those who don't obey.

6   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 10, 9:24pm  

Anti-Fat Bigots, the core of the Dem Voter Base has you on notice!
7   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 10, 9:28pm  

Silly Trumpers, Antifa doesn't exist isn't a theat, you dumbasses.


8   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 10, 9:30pm  


Wow. @GovInslee said he had no clue about the #SeattleAutonomousZone.

Antifa, anarchists and community activist took an entire 6-block radius of his biggest city, have roaming armed guards doing ID checks, and Inslee has no clue.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, INSLEE?!— (((Jason Rantz))) on KTTH Radio (@jasonrantz) June 10, 2020


Contrast with Media demands the Bundy Standoff be immediately ended with massive violence.

Meanwhile, Reddit is just fine and dandy:
9   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 10, 9:42pm  

The first thing Antifa did in their new Republic of Wokeness? BUILD A WALL - Poso (somewhat misquoted)

10   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 10, 10:25pm  

Given the historical moment, we’ll begin with our demands pertaining to the Justice System.

The Seattle Police Department and attached court system are beyond reform. We do not request reform, we demand abolition. We demand that the Seattle Council and the Mayor defund and abolish the Seattle Police Department and the attached Criminal Justice Apparatus. This means 100% of funding, including existing pensions for Seattle Police. At an equal level of priority we also demand that the city disallow the operations of ICE in the city of Seattle.
In the transitionary period between now and the dismantlement of the Seattle Police Department, we demand that the use of armed force be banned entirely. No guns, no batons, no riot shields, no chemical weapons, especially against those exercising their First Amendment right as Americans to protest.
We demand an end to the school-to-prison pipeline and the abolition of youth jails. Get kids out of prison, get cops out of schools. We also demand that the new youth prison being built in Seattle currently be repurposed.
We demand that not the City government, nor the State government, but that the Federal government launch a full-scale investigation into past and current cases of police brutality in Seattle and Washington, as well as the re-opening of all closed cases reported to the Office of Police Accountability. In particular, we demand that cases particular to Seattle and Washington be reopened where no justice has been served, namely the cases of Iosia Faletogo, Damarius Butts, Isaiah Obet, Tommy Le, Shaun Fuhr, and Charleena Lyles.
We demand reparations for victims of police brutality, in a form to be determined.
We demand that the City of Seattle make the names of officers involved in police brutality a matter of public record. Anonymity should not even be a privilege in public service.
We demand a retrial of all People in Color currently serving a prison sentence for violent crime, by a jury of their peers in their community.
We demand decriminalization of the acts of protest, and amnesty for protestors generally, but specifically those involved in what has been termed “The George Floyd Rebellion” against the terrorist cell that previously occupied this area known as the Seattle Police Department. This includes the immediate release of all protestors currently being held in prison after the arrests made at 11th and Pine on Sunday night and early Saturday morning June 7th and 8th, and any other protesters arrested in the past two weeks of the uprising, the name Evan Hreha in particular comes to mind who filmed Seattle police macing a young girl and is now in jail.
We demand that the City of Seattle and the State Government release any prisoner currently serving time for a marijuana-related offense and expunge the related conviction.
We demand the City of Seattle and State Government release any prisoner currently serving time just for resisting arrest if there are no other related charges, and that those convictions should also be expunged.
We demand that prisoners currently serving time be given the full and unrestricted right to vote, and for Washington State to pass legislation specifically breaking from Federal law that prevents felons from being able to vote.
We demand an end to prosecutorial immunity for police officers in the time between now and the dissolution of the SPD and extant justice system.
We demand the abolition of imprisonment, generally speaking, but especially the abolition of both youth prisons and privately-owned, for-profit prisons.
We demand in replacement of the current criminal justice system the creation of restorative/transformative accountability programs as a replacement for imprisonment.
We demand autonomy be given to the people to create localized anti-crime systems.
We demand that the Seattle Police Department, between now and the time of its abolition in the near future, empty its “lost and found” and return property owned by denizens of the city.
We demand justice for those who have been sexually harassed or abused by the Seattle Police Department or prison guards in the state of Washington.
We demand that between now and the abolition of the SPD that each and every SPD officer turn on their body cameras, and that the body camera video of all Seattle police should be a matter of easily accessible public record.
We demand that the funding previously used for Seattle Police be redirected into: A) Socialized Health and Medicine for the City of Seattle. B) Free public housing, because housing is a right, not a privilege. C) Public education, to decrease the average class size in city schools and increase teacher salary. D) Naturalization services for immigrants to the United States living here undocumented. (We demand they be called “undocumented” because no person is illegal.) E) General community development. Parks, etc.

We also have economic demands that must be addressed.

We demand the de-gentrification of Seattle, starting with rent control.
We demand the restoration of city funding for arts and culture to re-establish the once-rich local cultural identity of Seattle.
We demand free college for the people of the state of Washington, due to the overwhelming effect that education has on economic success, and the correlated overwhelming impact of poverty on people of color, as a form of reparations for the treatment of Black people in this state and country.
We demand that between now and the abolition of the SPD that Seattle Police be prohibited from performing “homeless sweeps” that displace and disturb our homeless neighbors, and on equal footing we demand an end to all evictions.
We demand a decentralized election process to give the citizens of Seattle a greater ability to select candidates for public office such that we are not forced to choose at the poll between equally undesirable options. There are multiple systems and policies in place which make it impractical at best for working-class people to run for public office, all of which must go, starting with any fees associated with applying to run for public office.

Related to economic demands, we also have demands pertaining to what we would formally call “Health and Human Services.”

We demand the hospitals and care facilities of Seattle employ black doctors and nurses specifically to help care for black patients.
We demand the people of Seattle seek out and proudly support Black-owned businesses. Your money is our power and sustainability.
We demand that the city create an entirely separate system staffed by mental health experts to respond to 911 calls pertaining to mental health crises, and insist that all involved in such a program be put through thorough, rigorous training in conflict de-escalation.

Finally, let us now address our demands regarding the education system in the City of Seattle and State of Washington.

We demand that the history of Black and Native Americans be given a significantly greater focus in the Washington State education curriculum.
We demand that thorough anti-bias training become a legal requirement for all jobs in the education system, as well as in the medical profession and in mass media.
We demand the City of Seattle and State of Washington remove any and all monuments dedicated to historical figures of the Confederacy, whose treasonous attempts to build an America with slavery as a permanent fixture were an affront to the human race.
https://medium.com/@seattleblmanon3/the-demands-of-the-collective-black-voices-at-free-capitol-hill-to-the-government-of-seattle-ddaee51d3e47
11   Automan Empire   2020 Jun 10, 11:43pm  

I demand that you plant your lips on my exposed derriere.
12   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 10, 11:56pm  

Antifa Builds a Wall! To protect their nation.

13   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 11, 12:19am  

CHAZ already is a kind of Animal Farm, the story of all revolutions. Asshole Chad muscles out and takes over from Skinnyfat Soyboy Secretpervert after he's outed as an abuser by his former Lovers.



Old Leader:


New Leader, literally the leader of the "Warlords"


Seriously, holy shit. Did we get warped into an Orwell Book or some shit? The Trump show is fuckin' lit.
16   theoakman   2020 Jun 11, 1:07pm  

lol, they literally "built a wall". How ironic.
17   theoakman   2020 Jun 11, 1:36pm  

lol the youtube comments on this are hilarious. My favorite one said they already looked like a homeless encampment in San Francisco, but with Craft Beer and vegan food.
18   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 11, 2:49pm  

Antifa Farming Special



Da Faq? It's been FOUR FREAKIN' HOURS, how come my Tomato seedlings aren't giving forth the big ass fruit?

It doesn't work this way in Farmville! Maybe I need to reboot my iPhone.
19   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jun 11, 3:33pm  

The LARP garden, they got me dying ovah hea

20   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 11, 6:00pm  

Did ya see the ones when they buried the Tomato seedling still in the plastic pot?
21   theoakman   2020 Jun 11, 6:28pm  

When I lived in the ghetto, people would steal all the produce I grew in my side yard. It got to the point that I only grew things they couldn't recognize. This going to be funny, They are trying to plant on top of the grass using cardboard as mulch. From the looks of it, they might get enough food to feed 1 person. Maybe....

When I lived in the ghetto, people would steal all the produce I grew in my side yard. It got to the point that I only grew things they couldn't recognize.
22   Ceffer   2020 Jun 11, 7:33pm  

This is what happens when your agricultural advisors are from Zimbabwe.
23   Ceffer   2020 Jun 11, 7:36pm  

Maybe they should add this exercise to Common Core: To have territory, you have to build a wall to designate it and protect it, and you have to keep people out. Then, you have to grow stuff to eat.

Civics lessons for morons. "The Stupid! It grows and grows! And you give these people checks to fuck?" Have they tried giving Popeye's diplomatic immunity yet?

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