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Charlie's Angels reboot failed, and it's men's fault

By porkchopexpress follow porkchopexpress   2019 Nov 18, 6:24pm 527 views   19 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


It's also why the WNBA sucks...men are sexist because they prefer watching men play basketball.

Banks -- who wrote, produced, directed, and starred as Bosley in the reboot -- hinted to the Herald Sun prior to the film's release that a form of sexism from a male-dominated audience may be to blame for its current lack of financial success.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/elizabeth-banks-charlies-angels-box-office-bomb

1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (56)   2019 Nov 18, 6:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I'd watch if there was a halftime show of the chicks eating each other out for 45 minutes.
2   WineHorror1   ignore (2)   2019 Nov 18, 10:39pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Is Banks a woman?
3   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Nov 18, 11:19pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Bosley is a bitch? No wonder it cratered. Without rabid bush gnoshing, even women won't go to see it, especially if they buried the only male lead with femdom.

Remember, Hollywood, immense hirsute lesbians take up two or three seats apiece at the same ticket price.
4   Booger   ignore (7)   2019 Nov 19, 4:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

porkchopexpress says
It's also why the WNBA sucks...men are sexist because they prefer watching men play basketball.


If the WNBA dressed slutty enough, men would watch.
5   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2019 Nov 19, 7:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

So basically unless there are men available to support it any woman led project will fail?
6   Dbr6   ignore (0)   2019 Nov 19, 8:07am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Booger says

If the WNBA dressed slutty enough, men would watch.

exactly. Like beach volleyball
7   rocketjoe79   ignore (1)   2019 Nov 19, 9:00am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Lingerie Football. It's a thing.

Oh, and WWE of course. They draw a HUGE following.
8   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2019 Nov 19, 10:43am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Are men's sports a failure because women do not watch?
9   Dbr6   ignore (0)   2019 Nov 19, 10:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
women

IT IS WAMMIN! WAMMIN! YOU VILE SEXIST!
10   Al_Sharpton_for_President   ignore (6)   2019 Nov 19, 10:57am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

So there was one big reason for the original Charlie’s Angels success - T&A. Confusing this with female empowerment is just delusional.
11   Onvacation   ignore (5)   2019 Nov 19, 11:22am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

rocketjoe79 says
Lingerie Football. It's a thing.

Oh, and WWE of course. They draw a HUGE following.

13   Onvacation   ignore (5)   2019 Nov 19, 11:28am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Looks like a spectator sport.

14   just_adhom_preaching   ignore (6)   2019 Nov 19, 11:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
Are men's sports a failure because women do not watch?


Oh but they do!
15   NoCoupForYou   ignore (2)   2019 Nov 19, 1:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

porkchopexpress says
It's also why the WNBA sucks...men are sexist because they prefer watching men play basketball.


Men also don't want to see Nappy Headed Butches.
17   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2020 Jan 30, 5:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Why doesn't David Scwimmer put up the seed money for the recast?
18   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2020 Jan 30, 5:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Why doesn't David Scwimmer put up the seed money for the recast?
19   Rin   ignore (8)   2020 Jan 30, 6:14am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

This is a reboot of a prior reboot, starring Cameron Diaz (aging terribly), Drew Barrymore (eyes roll), and finally, Lucy Liu, as a replacement for super hottie Jackyn Smith.

Here's the thing, I knew Jacklyn Smith and Ms Liu ... you ain't no Jacklyn Smith!

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