"We are rejecting you because of the usual inane pablum reflex response to public and political pressure. However, we will give you some priceless hypocrisy in our rejection letter to ease your transition into non-Harvard non-red carpet abjectness and failure."
"If you were a minority who robbed a bank and ran over an old lady while fleeing from the scene, we'd talk about how important it is to offer second chances."
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