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Men would have to tell cops about every ‘release of sperm’ if this Georgia bill passes

By WillPowers following x   2019 Mar 20, 8:15pm 422 views   31 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


A succinct, two-section bill introduced this week in the Georgia General Assembly would make men 55 and older self-report each and every time they ejaculate — immediately, to the nearest law enforcement agency.

HB 604, which was introduced Monday, according to its progress tracker on the General Assembly web site, would require those men to “immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles.”

The bill was sponsored by five female Democratic state representatives, including Dar’shun Kendrick. Kendrick, from Atlanta suburb Lithonia, tweeted a separate, but related proposal on Twitter Monday under the umbrella of what she calls her “testicular bill of rights” legislation.

Read more here: https://www.macon.com/news/state/georgia/article227531269.html#storylink=cpy
1   WillPowers   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 20, 8:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She also has in the bill if any man has sex with a woman without a condom then he could be charged with assault!
2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 20, 8:27pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That's fine. The men just need to go into her office and ejaculate on her desk whenever they feel the need. Can they bring porno?
3   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 20, 9:53pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dumbasses, the equivalent would be women reporting each menstrual event.
4   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2019 Mar 21, 5:01am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Everyone should Tweet them every time they bust a nut.
Want to drive a Liberal nuts? Give them what they asked for.
Send them in DIck picks since they are worried so much about it.
5   Quigley   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 21, 6:21am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is why women are unsuited to power and control. In this instance, they’re attempting to use state power to impose an onerous law on men just to make a point about their right to kill babies. If, say, they had a majority of females and managed to bully them all into signing this legislation, and a female governor like Stacey Abrams signed it, then you’d have a law that everyone would be required to either ignore, enforce with an iron hand against an innocent population (should such resources actually be available), or rebel against. In other words, you’d have created a bad law. And why? To make a point? A point of what? That women make bad laws?
6   Tim Aurora   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 21, 6:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Read the whole thing . As per the article

The point of it all isn’t to push an anti-male agenda, Kendrick said, according to Rolling Stone. She admitted the likelihood of her “testicular bill of rights” passing the Georgia Assembly is not high, but told the magazine that her point is to “bring awareness to the fact that if you’re going to legislate our bodies, then we have every right to propose legislation to regulate yours.”
7   willywonka   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 7:05am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Childish bill from a childish mind.
8   willywonka   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 7:40am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

For the liberal mind, logic is not that important. Sperm, unlike a fertilized egg, does not develop into a human being. A better bill, for purposes of making a point through analogy: Legalize the killing of a child by a parent for any reason. E.g., we wanted blue eyes, he didn’t want to be a doctor, he constrained my lifestyle, etc...
9   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 21, 8:04am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Democrats are mentally ill, that explains the bill.
10   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 21, 9:49am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I am now woke, and plan to send her pictures of my bowel movements, too.
11   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 9:54am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Quigley says
In this instance, they’re attempting to use state power to impose an onerous law on men just to make a point about their right to kill babies.


It mostly shows there is no patriarchy anymore: women are in power, at the top of the hierarchy.
And they want to use their new powers for vengeance, bullying and humiliations.
12   Tim Aurora   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 21, 10:00am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

For goodness sake, it is difficult to get through a right-wingers mind. For the upteen time, it is to bring to attention the draconic abortion bill in Georgia legislature.


The point of it all isn’t to push an anti-male agenda, Kendrick said, according to Rolling Stone. She admitted the likelihood of her “testicular bill of rights” passing the Georgia Assembly is not high, but told the magazine that her point is to “bring awareness to the fact that if you’re going to legislate our bodies, then we have every right to propose legislation to regulate yours.”
13   HEYYOU   ignore (25)   2019 Mar 21, 10:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Hey Georgia I just lost my load thinking all the Trumps dropped dead,all at the same time.
If all Republicans died,I would be so excited I would ejaculate my prostate.
14   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 10:17am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Makes sense though... all these spermatozoa are potential human beings and should receive appropriate respect.
15   Quigley   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 21, 10:37am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
all these spermatozoa are potential human beings and should receive appropriate respect.


If that’s true, I know a lot of female cannibals...
16   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 21, 10:40am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

For the upteen time, it is to bring to attention the draconic abortion bill in Georgia legislature.

A better way would be to report whenever a male got a women pregnant. Don't want a late term draconic abortion? Then the man has some responsibilities as well.

An the bit about preventing late term and post partum abortions is "legislating women's bodies" is specious. If you think male bodies are not legislated, try walking around with your dork hanging out, soliciting a hooker, or offering to sell a kidney.
17   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 10:42am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
A better way would be to report whenever a male got a women pregnant. Don't want a late term draconic abortion? Then the man has some responsibilities as well.


Isn't that the case already?
18   Tim Aurora   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 21, 10:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Good, they succeeded in getting your attention and now we are just talking semantics and if they overstepped their limit.

HeadSet says
For the upteen time, it is to bring to attention the draconic abortion bill in Georgia legislature.

A better way would be to report whenever a male got a women pregnant. Don't want a late term draconic abortion? Then the man has some responsibilities as well.

An the bit about preventing late term and post partum abortions is "legislating women's bodies" is specious. If you think male bodies are not legislated, try walking around with your dork hanging out, soliciting a hooker, or offering to sell a kidney.
19   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 21, 10:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Democrats are retards, that’s all this bill proves.
20   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 21, 10:51am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Quigley says
If that’s true, I know a lot of female cannibals...

Only if your aim is good.
21   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Mar 21, 11:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Cool, 'cause I already got my vasectomy & thus, can boink a sex doll in GA w/o having to report to the Atlanta PD.
22   Hugolas_Madurez   ignore (4)   2019 Mar 21, 11:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Stupid cunt is trolling. Nothing to see here.
23   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 5:11pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Calling it right now, on the ejaculation form the #1 response under “location” is going to be: “Your mom.”
24   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 5:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Swallowing kids is now murder!!!! ~ The Left
25   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 5:58pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I would single handily overload the system!

cumlog.georgia.gov

I don’t think that have computers big enough for that.

Can I report in person?
26   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 6:02pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The Cream Police...
The cream police, they live inside of my head
The cream police, they come to me in my bed
The cream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no
You know that talk is cheap
And those rumors ain't nice
And when I fall asleep
I don't think I'll survive the night, the night
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single night they're driving me insane
Those men inside my brain
The cream police, they live inside of my head
(Live inside of my head)
The cream police, they come to me in my bed
(Come to me in my bed)
The cream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no
27   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2019 Mar 21, 6:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tim Aurora says
Read the whole thing . As per the article

The point of it all isn’t to push an anti-male agenda,


The point is they are showing their immaturity and their willingness to follow the teachings of their Faggy Marxist Anarchist college professor.

Loud and Clear mate!

If they survive the next elections that will say more about the State of Georgia than anything else. The last thing that State needs is Nyna Nyna Nunya Nyna Nyna! Legislation.
28   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 6:02pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Joke's on them. Lotta guys are eager to share that info. Apparently they've never been on the internet!
29   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 21, 6:04pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'll have no time left for anything else if I have to report these.
30   WillPowers   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 21, 10:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Send them in DIck picks


You have to show them proof.
31   WillPowers   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 21, 11:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Quigley says
women make bad laws


Yeah, like in New Zealand where the tyrant is outlawing most guns, semi-automatic, automatic...

Tim Aurora says
abortion bill in Georgia


A bill that would ban most abortions after six weeks of pregnancy. Good. Finally common sense legislation, unlike what they passed in New York and proposed in Virginia which is just infanticide. And the woman who introduced this bill is protesting that fair legislation? This is why Republicans say the left has gone completely out of their minds, to compare her crazy legislation that is completely unenforceable to a sensible abortion bill. Get some perspective, will you?

HEYYOU says
Hey Georgia I just lost my load thinking all the Trumps dropped dead


Hey You, you're a sick fuck. I don't care if you're left or right, but I usually skip what you have to say because it's usually something stupid, but this time you failed to even be funny, which I was hoping you might have a sense of humor, but apparently not. I think it is because you are so warped by your hatred of Trump you see nothing else, at least on this platform.

Booger says
The Cream Police


I think you got something there.

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