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Hypergamy and the Friend Zone


               
2017 Apr 2, 10:00pm   11,999 views  29 comments

by Dan8267   follow (4)  

This SNL sketch nails it.

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And if you think this is an exaggeration, read this article.

The bottom line is that the reason most men are assholes who won't commit is because that works. Men respond to incentives. A lot of women counting on marrying a beta when they reach 35 or 40 are in for a big disappointment. Even if 100% of beta males that age married, there would still be a great shortage of them. It's a math thing.

Personally, I don't think it makes sense to marry any woman over 25, with damn rare exceptions (unicorns), regardless of a man's age. Why would you want to marry the author of the above article?

#genderWars

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9   Dan8267   2017 Apr 3, 11:53am  

WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch posts video

My god, that guy looks like Leisure Suit Larry.

10   MisdemeanorRebel   2017 Apr 3, 12:30pm  

Dan8267 says

My god, that guy looks like Leisure Suit Larry.

Leisure Suit Larry was the MAN.

11   Ceffer   2017 Apr 3, 1:07pm  

Young women who are sufficiently attractive always keep "orbiting wallets" in static formation. These are the "friend" guys who do all their labor like manservants, pay their way for everything, shower them with gifts, and basically do anything to just hang around with them hoping they will someday regard them as sexual partners. Who knows what biologic treadmill these poor saps are on. Obviously, these sods are just an exploitable resource for the bitches. Of course, the women could be out screwing all manner of passing thugs in the meanwhile.

On the other hand, there are baboon societies where the alpha males attempt to monopolize all of the fertile females for sex. However, observers notice that many of the female baboons have beta and even omega male "friends" who they will have intercourse with on the sly. If an alpha spots them, of course, he beats the shit out of both of them, but it never stops the females and the beta friends from trying to get away with it.

Some young women are masters of providing just enough positive feedback combined with shit testing to keep the men around and paying.

When I was in graduate school, there was one girl who was very skilled at this. She would have breakfast and lunch in the cafeteria, and always had four guys with her. These guys all thought maybe they might "have a chance", even though there were other guys there, too. She had these guys doing all kinds of things for her. My roommate, "George the Sociopath" (he was in fact a low level sociopath) got caught up and was part of her unrequited male harem and even did stuff for her. She gave me some shit testing, too, to join the group, but the whole scene baffled me, and I wasn't that attracted to her. She was really miffed that I wouldn't become one of her orbiting wallets, but I was never the "orbiting wallet" type.

12   Patrick   2017 Apr 3, 1:57pm  

WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch says

www.HGEO6ig8WsM

Lol, that guy knows what he's doing!

13   Dan8267   2017 Apr 3, 4:33pm  

Lashkar_i_Trumpi says

Leisure Suit Larry was the MAN.

Leisure Suit Larry was a beta man desperately trying to get laid and mostly failing while the alphas around him got laid like crazy. Women mostly treated him like crap.

One might make the case that LS Larry was the quintessential beta male desperate for female attention.

14   Dan8267   2017 Apr 3, 4:36pm  

I suspect that the women who do loathe Trump, do so specifically because Trump exposes female nature for what it is, and they don't want to admit that deep down, they do let alpha males, especially ones with high social status like celebrities, grab their pussies. How dare Trump say what we actually do? It's suppose to be a secret! Don't let the beta males know or they might get ideas or give up on serving us.

15   anonymous   2017 Apr 3, 8:16pm  

I'm jerking off to this thread.

16   Patrick   2017 Apr 3, 8:39pm  

Dan8267 says

I suspect that the women who do loathe Trump, do so specifically because Trump exposes female nature for what it is, and they don't want to admit that deep down, they do let alpha males, especially ones with high social status like celebrities, grab their pussies. How dare Trump say what we actually do? It's suppose to be a secret! Don't let the beta males know or they might get ideas or give up on serving us.

There's that, but there's also this: the ones that really loathe him are the ones that will never have their pussies grabbed again.

17   Dan8267   2017 Apr 3, 11:39pm  

rando says

the ones that will never have their pussies grabbed again.

Nobody likes to get dust on their hands.

18   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Apr 4, 7:38am  

just any guy says

I'm jerking off to this thread.

Is it the shirtless guy who does it for you?

19   anonymous   2017 Apr 4, 7:50am  

YesYNot says

just any guy says

I'm jerking off to this thread.

Is it the shirtless guy who does it for you?

Self deprecation

20   ja   2017 Apr 4, 7:54am  

Lashkar_i_Trumpi says

Leisure Suit Larry was the MAN.

If you were able to jerked off with a CGA of a woman, you are for sure in the 95% percentile of testosterone male content

Also, a hell of a nerd

21   Dan8267   2017 Apr 6, 8:28am  

SNL followed up with another sketch. This one illustrates how white knights and manginas are just creepy dudes trying to get laid and failing. One of the writers must have recently taken the red pill because these sketches are uncharacteristically honest of SNL regarding social issues the conservative left finds offensive. I hope this change persists.

www.kTMow_7H47Q

22   HEY YOU   2017 Apr 6, 8:47am  

epitaph says

People voted for Trump because Obama was a failure who lied to us and Clinton was clearly not in capacity to do anything important.

Nixon:I'm not a crook.
Reagan: Trickle down.
G.H.W. Bush: Read my lips. No New taxes.
G.W. BUSH: Iraq has WMD.
Trump opens his mouth.

It's OK to be a LYING Republican?

23   Patrick   2017 Apr 6, 9:27am  

Dan8267 says

One of the writers must have recently taken the red pill because these sketches are uncharacteristically honest of SNL regarding social issues the conservative left finds offensive. I hope this change persists.

Yes, absolutely.

You can tell when men become enlightened via the Red Pill. They are no longer afraid to say how things really are.

24   ja   2017 Apr 6, 12:29pm  

HEY YOU says

Nixon:I'm not a crook.

Reagan: Trickle down.

G.H.W. Bush: Read my lips. No New taxes.

G.W. BUSH: Iraq has WMD.

Trump opens his mouth.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
'If you like your health care plan, you can keep it'

25   Patrick   2017 Apr 6, 1:10pm  

ja says

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
'If you like your health care plan, you can keep it'

Good point. Why did HEY YOU exclude only the Democrat presidential lies?

26   Dan8267   2017 Apr 6, 7:06pm  

rando says

ja says

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

'If you like your health care plan, you can keep it'

Good point. Why did HEY YOU exclude only the Democrat presidential lies?

1. Bill Clinton didn't lie. He answered the question that he was asked and didn't volunteer information to help the Republicans fabricate a sex scandal.
2. Obama didn't lie. He was mistaken. Now you could argue that Obama should be heavily criticized for being wrong about his statement, but it's not reasonable to think he intentionally said something he didn't think was true in this case. However, I'm sure both Bill Clinton and Obama have lied a lot on other occasions.
3. Not all lies are equal. Even if we pretend the two statements of the democratic presidents were lies, they still aren't the same as what the republicans did. Let's examine the consequences of the lies.

Nixon: I'm not a crook.

Nixon ordered a felonious burglary for personal political gain. This was a huge abuse of presidential power and tolerating it would allow future presidents to effectively undermine elections setting up our nation as a republic in name only.

Reagan: Trickle down.

Reagan destroyed the middle class with this lie impoverishing tens of millions of Americans and lowering the quality of life of about 300 million Americans today.

G.H.W. Bush: Read my lips. No New taxes.

This one is actually not a bad lie. Perhaps it's not even a lie. Maybe Bush Sr. actually meant to keep his campaign promise and found later that doing so would devastate America. I'm going to give him a pass on this one.

Bush Sr. was still an awful president and human being who deserves to be ass raped in prison for the rest of his life, but not because of this.

G.W. BUSH: Iraq has WMD.

Bush Jr. slaughtered over a million innocent men, women, children, and unborn babies with this lie. He also vastly increased terrorism and essentially was the reason ISIS rose to power. He also completely destroyed America's credibility as the good guys.

Trump opens his mouth.

Trump's lies have be ridiculous and stupid, but so far they have had no impact. I'm sure that will change.

Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

This in no way affected anyone but Hillary. Funny that this crawls up people's asses when Bill Clinton has actually told many lies that have actually affected people.

Obama: 'If you like your health care plan, you can keep it'

The ACA did mean that people with shitty insurance plans that were effectively worthless could not keep them. This is actually a good thing. Paying for the illusion of coverage is bad.

This doesn't mean the ACA is a shitty policy, but this particular aspect of it isn't the shitty part.

To summarize, lies that impoverish hundreds of millions of people or result in mass death are a bit more significant then finding out whether or not some fat chick gave the president a blow job. Why the fuck should a sitting president, or for that matter anyone, have to reveal consensual sexual acts to the entire world? That's the real scandal behind BJ-ghazie.

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