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The truth: No one really cares for J.Lo's a.ss, in reality, it's about bazonkas!
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2016 Dec 22, 3:35pm 4,955 views 25 comments
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Jul 19, 6:07am
Tenpoundbass
2022 Jul 19, 6:07am
I'll defer my opinion about J-Lo to Cartman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQKDlNTEl6w
https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/0wye00/south-park-can-i-have-your-tacos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQKDlNTEl6w
https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/0wye00/south-park-can-i-have-your-tacos
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WookieMan
2022 Jul 19, 6:31am
WookieMan
2022 Jul 19, 6:31am
The volleyball player is my type for sure. Most volleyball players are if they don't have horse face. I like them tall.
I like boobs, but if married my opinion is bigger is worse if you make it to the end of life with the women. Gravity exists and anything bigger than a C is going to look like shit at some point. They get stretch marks and sag. So you need a boob job at some point, especially after kids or they just look like shit when you're 50-60. I'm good with a solid B/C. You see them, there can be cleavage and be attractive but gravity will hit them less hard. Just my 2¢.
It's kind of the same thing with dudes. A massive unit like 9" is uncomfortable for most women, if not painful. Sex should never be painful unless that's your kink. I wouldn't want a monster dick. I'm above the average but feel it's the perfect length and have been told as much.
I like the look of Latina women, but JLo is ugly (harsh I know) and has an awful voice talking and/or singing. I've never understood the appeal. Though I like a good ass. Her's is too much. I loved the past decade or so with the leggings/yoga pants on chicks that can pull it off. I almost spanked my SIL that could pull off being my wife's twin. Have to be careful with 4 SIL's.
I like boobs, but if married my opinion is bigger is worse if you make it to the end of life with the women. Gravity exists and anything bigger than a C is going to look like shit at some point. They get stretch marks and sag. So you need a boob job at some point, especially after kids or they just look like shit when you're 50-60. I'm good with a solid B/C. You see them, there can be cleavage and be attractive but gravity will hit them less hard. Just my 2¢.
It's kind of the same thing with dudes. A massive unit like 9" is uncomfortable for most women, if not painful. Sex should never be painful unless that's your kink. I wouldn't want a monster dick. I'm above the average but feel it's the perfect length and have been told as much.
I like the look of Latina women, but JLo is ugly (harsh I know) and has an awful voice talking and/or singing. I've never understood the appeal. Though I like a good ass. Her's is too much. I loved the past decade or so with the leggings/yoga pants on chicks that can pull it off. I almost spanked my SIL that could pull off being my wife's twin. Have to be careful with 4 SIL's.
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HeadSet
2022 Jul 19, 3:11pm
HeadSet
2022 Jul 19, 3:11pm
WookieMan says
That must have been fun doing the survey and test runs.
I'm above the average but feel it's the perfect length and have been told as much.
That must have been fun doing the survey and test runs.
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HeadSet
2022 Jul 19, 3:15pm
HeadSet
2022 Jul 19, 3:15pm
WineHorror1 says
Very nice and firm. If you are doing her doggy style and finish too soon, she will flex those buns and rip your dick off.
Nice and fit. This is the ass of a person who is in good physical shape. Even this one is on the large side.
Very nice and firm. If you are doing her doggy style and finish too soon, she will flex those buns and rip your dick off.
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Rin
2022 Jul 19, 3:33pm
Rin
2022 Jul 19, 3:33pm
Ppl, J Lo is ancient history. Why is anyone bumping up this thread?
I think Ben Affleck is a moron for marrying her after seeing that she can't keep a guy, after 3 failed marriages.
I think Ben Affleck is a moron for marrying her after seeing that she can't keep a guy, after 3 failed marriages.
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GNL
2022 Jul 19, 4:46pm
GNL
2022 Jul 19, 4:46pm
Rin says
I would never marry a famous woman let alone a woman thrice divorced.
Ppl, J Lo is ancient history. Why is anyone bumping up this thread?
I think Ben Affleck is a moron for marrying her after seeing that she can't keep a guy, after 3 failed marriages.
I would never marry a famous woman let alone a woman thrice divorced.
If JoL, with her perfect a.ss, got her boobs done to near perfection, she'd be the ultimate sexual fantasy, for well over 98% of the guys out there.
Really, guys love to f.uck tits, while playing with some a.ss. Sorry, that's just the truth!