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From now on, I refuse to drink subversive beverages like Sam Adams

Rin is a Redcoat hoe bonker!

Rin says

We could have been free and also, banged hoes.

Those hoes were often British subjects, and the soldiers were encouraged to breed out distention.

Rin says

From now on, I refuse to drink subversive beverages like Sam Adams

Just look at that smug subversive! If you read his wikipedia ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Adams

Excerpt: "Adams's parents were devout Puritans and members of the Old South Congregational Church. The family lived on Purchase Street in Boston. Adams was proud of his Puritan heritage, and emphasized Puritan values, especially virtue, in his political career."

It's right there, a founding father is against banging because it's un-Puritanical, outside of marriage.

And yet, like many hypocritical politicians, he eggs on a group of thugs, the so-called Sons of Liberty, to destroy $1M-$2M of property, meaning the British tea, by dumping it into Boston Harbour.

Do you see the seeds of American society right from there? It's ok to be a felon but if you bang outside of marriage and with a whore, it's immoral!

I can't believe that this asshole was born in the same town as me. Ok technically, I'm from Cambridge MA and he's from Boston MA, separated by a dirty river, but the point still stands. Most municipalities within the Rte 128/95 up to Rte 495, see themselves as Bostonians.

The Founding Fathers banged slaves, not hoes, that didn't count.

Ceffer says

The Founding Fathers banged slaves, not hoes, that didn't count.

Actually, back in colonial times, a lot of ppl, esp whites, were brought here as indentured servants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indentured_servant

And thus, having a white woman as a virtual sex slave (plus bonded maid) was highly doable back then. So you see, once again, America is not the land of the free. How about actually paying for the boink and not being a hypocrite?

Rin says

I want whores!

And they want your money. I'm quite certain you can work something out.

Strategist says

Rin says

I want whores!

And they want your money. I'm quite certain you can work something out.

Dude, I'm talking about legalized bonking, not whether or not two persons can form a contract of sorts.

Why don't you just move if you hate this place so much? Is your robot worried she won't be able to make new friends in the new country?

turtledove says

Why don't you just move if you hate this place so much? Is your robot worried she won't be able to make new friends in the new country?

I work stateside. As you know, I spend my very, very limited free time, on the Canadian side of the border, to bonk hoes.

As for my final home, yes, I'll be applying for an Australian retirement visa, when the time comes. Between now and then, I need to deal with Uncle Sam and its hypocrisy.

I don't hate this place. If boinking were fully legal in America, Boston would probably be, one of the most beautiful major cities in the world. Imagine walking the 'Freedom Trail', having Oysters on the Half Shell at Neptune's, a slice of Pizza at Regina's (sure Ernesto's is a bit better), perhaps some Prime Rib at Grill 23, along with a Boston Celtic's game at the Garden, it would be an urban paradise. I would be so proud to call this place home!

The Founding Fathers boinked slaves and indentured servants. They don't count.

Ceffer says

The Founding Fathers boinked slaves and indentured servants. They don't count.

That's why I said that they were hypocrites.

A true Founding Father would only boink hoes and thus, declare that all men and women, are created free.

turtledove says

Why don't you just move if you hate this place so much? Is your robot worried she won't be able to make new friends in the new country?

Nothing like "Kamasutra massage oil" to get a robot going.

RealDolls aren't really robots yet. I guess you could equip them with big pullout strings and they would say, "Take Me You Animal" "Oh, You're So Big! Tee Hee!"

What if a sex robot malfunctions and chomps your dick off by mistake ?

lostand confused says

What if a sex robot malfunctions and chomps your dick off by mistake ?

No, that would be "Vindictive Woman Robot" who is programmed to be like a real woman instead of a hooker.

lostand confused says

What if a sex robot malfunctions and chomps your dick off by mistake ?

I think I'll hold off on buying one. :(

Rin says

A true Founding Father would only boink hoes and thus, declare that all men and women, are created free.

Slaves and indentured servants are kind of like pre-paid hoes.

What's the matter with your people, I've just trashed upon one of Boston's greatest Revolutionary era heroes, Mr Adams, and you ppl don't have much to say?

Where's your Patriotism? Where's your "I'm proud of this country and the freedoms it bestows" rhetoric and that Betsey Ross was a hot babe, etc, etc?

Rin says

I just got some news from a few cousins. My ancestors' families didn't fight on the American side for the Revolutionary War. A few were Tories and others, were actually in the British army, fighting against Washington and company

Traitor.

And if you think England's empire is non existent then you are lost my friend. It took them a couple hundred years but the bloody Brits didn't give up and they've won the war, finally.

After a few sessions of Samuel Adams Lager beer puke, people kind of lost interest in him.

Indiana Jones says

Traitor.

You're the traitor. Until men and women can boink freely, we are not a free country but a theocracy!

We are kind of a hoe cuntocracy, with all the lobbyists and signed, sealed and delivered politicians.

Ceffer says

We are kind of a hoe cuntocracy, with all the lobbyists and signed, sealed and delivered politicians.

Exactly!

Hey look, I'd like to very much support General Washington and his cause but if it involves enforcing religious beliefs, like no boinking hoes, then forget about it!

The Rin Amendment

Neither Congress, nor any state, nor any local municipality will enact any legislation, limiting the contractual agreement between men and women in their boinking activities.

Rin says

General Washington and his cause but if it involves enforcing religious beliefs, like no boinking hoes, then forget about it!

I don't get why some socialist libbie country like France or the Netherlands has more freedom to f*ck than we do. It's them damn Puritans--they screwed it all up for America 400 years ago, and we're still obsessed with who is bonking whom.

Philistine says

It's them damn Puritans--they screwed it all up for America 400 years ago, and we're still obsessed with who is bonking whom.

Look no further than my piece below ...

Rin says

Excerpt: "Adams's parents were devout Puritans and members of the Old South Congregational Church. The family lived on Purchase Street in Boston. Adams was proud of his Puritan heritage, and emphasized Puritan values, especially virtue, in his political career."

It's all about Puritanism.

Listen up ppl, I was born in Cambridge MA, but grew up on the north shore of MA. I'm just as much an American as everyone else.

Here's the difference, I don't give a damn about the conditions of how a man and woman boink! If they want to pay for their exchange then so be it. What on earth does that have to do with freedom and an independent nation?

Sure, if a man and a woman fall in love and decide to marry ... guess what? Get married and live that life of matrimonial joy. Seriously, it's like ppl think that I'm against 'Romeo & Juliet'. Look, if it happens, great, live out life in eternal bliss.

The problem, however, is that mainstream society knows that it's not true for 80+% of the population, and thus, they want to promote a lie, to maintain control of a population group.

General Washington's teeth all rotted out from eating out skank indentured servants and slaves, while declaring his pureness of heart and moral superiority to the American People. He was our original Presidential Publicity Stunt-in-Chief.

Ceffer says

General Washington's teeth all rotted out from eating out skank

And here I thought he just suffered from bad hygiene

So you admit your family backed losers!

King and Queen worship are diseases, Revolution is the cure!

Booger says

So you admit your family backed losers!

Quite the contrary ... all the advances by Americans, into British North America (a.k.a Canada) were repelled successfully during the War of 1812.

As a result, today, I'm able to legally bonk hoes between Toronto and Montreal. Sorry, I haven't visited that area between Winnipeg and Vancouver, to make comparisons, but the point still stands. I can legally f*ck a hoe in Calgary, if I really wanted. I can't do the same in Minneapolis, despite the fact that I'd once met an American (of Norwegian descent) with gigantic mammaries there. If I'd paid her, Minneapolis Vice may have taken me out.

In contrast, most Americans(Yanks), are forced to either date skanks or overpay for hoes in the deserts of Nevada. In contrast to our history classes, the British did win the 2nd Revolutionary War, the War of 1812, via limiting America's power into British North America. And no, the Battle of New Orleans didn't count, because that victory was post-seize fire. The fact that there was no telegraph in those days is the only reason why the future President Jackson was able to secure some hollow victory on the swamps of the Bayou.