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Fun article: My wife was addicted to Ashley Madison
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2015 Aug 26, 3:34pm 6,995 views 25 comments
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lostand confused
2015 Aug 26, 3:40pm
Oh well ... like this guy, I'd also broken in the millions, however, I have no such adulteress wife on the side. So the moral of the story is ... make money but then, bone hoes for fun. Don't be a beta male.
No fault divorce laws-God knows how much he paid her in alimony, property settlement and is still paying for child support-while she continues to bang young men with his money. The dream of every feminazi.
Rin
2015 Aug 26, 3:42pm
No fault divorce laws-God knows how much he paid her in alimony, property settlement and is still paying for child support-while she continues to bang young men with his money. The dream of every feminazi.
The point is that ppl, yes, including a number on PatNet, criticize me (and others like me) for not following in this guy's foot steps.
RWSGFY
2015 Aug 26, 5:21pm
Yep, fiction is fun:
"Overall, the picture is grim indeed. Out of 5.5 million female accounts, roughly zero percent had ever shown any kind of activity at all, after the day they were created."
http://gizmodo.com/almost-none-of-the-women-in-the-ashley-madison-database-1725558944
MisdemeanorRebel
2015 Aug 26, 7:06pm
The women who did use it must be schtupping like crazy, unless the dudes are paying month after month to not have an affair, or they are wanking to the profile as a fantasy.
If the privacy scandal wasn't the end of Ashley Madison, then if true this will be.
That being said, this guy knowing Cuckold Slang suggests either bullshit fiction article , or he had/has a cuck fantasy. Until I read this article, D-Day for me meant Normandy.
Vicente
2015 Aug 26, 9:52pm
It made perfect sense, fleece the ignorant. People sign up for the fantasy that they could tap into a digital harem for a few bucks. Cheap really.
epitaph
2015 Aug 27, 4:28am
Even though she never fucked him in the past, she's going to give him the fucking of his life with the upcoming divorce.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2015 Aug 27, 5:38am
This poor fuck (assuming he is real) still doesn't know what a clown he is. If you think that your wife is a cold fish (doesn't like sex), you are wrong. She likes sex just fine, but she doesn't like sex with you. Before the internets, it would have been the pool boy or the plumber. Those guys can usually lay the pipe.
Rin
2015 Aug 27, 7:29am
Until I read this article, D-Day for me meant Normandy.
When I was a kid, before I'd seen the "Ike" (Dwight Eisenhower) mini-series, I'd thought that D-Day had meant doomsday.
Oh well, it was Normandy since then, but now, it's back to doomsday.
Strategist
2015 Aug 27, 7:47am
It's entirely possible for a married couple, both signing up on Ashley Madison for affairs, and ending up with each other in a hotel room. :)
elliemae
2015 Aug 27, 9:35am
It's entirely possible for a married couple, both signing up on Ashley Madison for affairs, and ending up with each other in a hotel room. :)
Only if they like Pina Coladas...
Rin
2015 Aug 27, 11:02am
Here is a interactive map of where users are spread out across the country.
I'm getting a sense that the avg user has no idea what a VPN is.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2015 Aug 27, 11:12am
The point is that ppl, yes, including a number on PatNet, criticize me (and others like me) for not following in this guy's foot steps.
Apparently about 85% of the AM users were men. Most of the US and Europe had more than 85% male users. In light of that, it's funny that the conclusion you draw is that women are not to be trusted.
RWSGFY
2015 Aug 27, 11:15am
The point is that ppl, yes, including a number on PatNet, criticize me (and others like me) for not following in this guy's foot steps.
Apparently about 85% of the AM users were men. Most of the US and Europe had more than 85% male users. In light of that, it's funny that the conclusion you draw is that women are not to be trusted.
What's so funny about confirmation bias? It's boring, actually.
Ceffer
2015 Aug 27, 11:48am
My wife stopped having sex with me after the children. She would beat me and scold me. She would force me to expose my buttocks and genitals and walk on my knees and hands like a dog while she acidly mocked my manly attributes and thrashed me with a riding crop while teasing me with her boobies hanging out of a bustier.
She contacted disgusting men on Ashley Madison, brought them home, and cuckolded me in full view while I was forced to wear a bra and panties and they both laughed at me. After using her like a bitch in heat, the men left while giving me a final kick in the ribs.
What is wrong with my marriage?
MisdemeanorRebel
2015 Aug 27, 11:50am
Ah, the bulk of male users were wanking it for fantasy purposes. Had to be, if the vast majority of the female profiles were fake.
I go on escort sites sometimes to spank it, "I could if I wanted to" --- doesn't mean I'm cheating on my wife.
Rin
2015 Aug 27, 1:55pm
it's funny that the conclusion you draw is that women are not to be trusted.
Most women don't need AM, you yourself, said it below...
Before the internets, it would have been the pool boy or the plumber. Those guys can usually lay the pipe.
Strategist
2015 Aug 27, 3:15pm
Here is a interactive map of where users are spread out across the country.
England is around 95% male, so is most of Europe. Most of the world for that matter.
Boys will be boys.
Strategist
2015 Aug 27, 3:17pm
England is around 95% male, so is most of Europe. Most of the world for that matter.
Boys will be boys.
Of the few women, half are probably ho's.
Strategist
2015 Aug 27, 6:11pm
What is wrong with my marriage?
You need to know how the strange female mind works.
Just pretend you like everything she does, and even thank her each time she does it. Pretty soon she will try something else.
When she starts doing something you like, pretend you hate it, and she will continue.
Rin
2015 Aug 27, 6:16pm
When she starts doing something you like, pretend you hate it, and she will continue.
Sounds pretty boring. Why not just get oneself a goldfish? Every time you feed it, it responds well. And trust me, he's not bullshitting you.
And then, see hoes on the weekends to loosen up.
Strategist
2015 Aug 27, 6:20pm
When she starts doing something you like, pretend you hate it, and she will continue.
Sounds pretty boring. Why not just get oneself a goldfish? Every time you feed it, it responds well. And trust me, he's not bullshitting you.
And then, see hoes on the weekends to loosen up.
When I want it, I want it now. Waiting drives me crazy.
Rin
2015 Aug 27, 6:39pm
When I want it, I want it now. Waiting drives me crazy.
Until robotics are incorporated, there's always RealDoll ...
http://nypost.com/2015/08/26/my-wife-was-addicted-to-ashley-madison
Excerpt: "When I heard about the Ashley Madison security breach last week, the first thing I did was check out everyone who signed up in my neighborhood. I’m a computer guy, so it was easy to create database commands to say, “Show me everything in the ZIP code.â€
I recognized six names right off the bat. There was a business associate, a handful of family friends and even a dad of my kid’s schoolmate. I always thought he was a decent guy, and here I see he spent $5,000 on the site.
And then there was my wife of 19 years. Or soon-to-be ex-wife, I should say.
I first learned that S was using Ashley Madison on Christmas Eve 2013. I call it D-Day, cuckold-speak for “Discovery Day.â€
The breach — which exposed credit card names associated with accounts, profiles, email addresses and more — brought all of that pain back like a sledgehammer.
Not only was I reminded of the torture of discovering that my life partner, now 48, was cheating on a site that flat-out condoned extramarital affairs, but suddenly I could read the profiles my wife, who used the pseudonym Sophia, created during her two stints on Ashley Madison. She paid $20 to have each permanently deleted, but clearly, the company did no such thing.
Her profile, “attached female seeking male,†read: “Not looking to blow up my life … I am looking to stretch my wings a bit and fly a bit farther.â€
My wife, to put it bluntly, was a cold fish in bed throughout our nearly two decades of marriage, so it was devastating to see her explicit fantasies laid out there so unabashedly. When we were together, she wasn’t into oral stuff, she wasn’t into kinky stuff — but on the site, she checked all the boxes: “I like to give oral,†“I like to get oral.â€
Had you asked me two years ago if I ever imagined S would cheat on me, no less on a site like Ashley Madison, the answer would have been a vehement no.
We first met at a party when I was at business school. She came as someone’s guest. It wasn’t love at first sight, but I was interested right away.
We were a vanilla family, which was fine with me. We had two beautiful boys, now 11 and 16, and had typical dinners out and vacations up and down the coast of California and to visit S’ family.
‘My wife was a cold fish in bed … so it was devastating to see her explicit fantasies laid out there.’
- Matthew on his wife’s online profile
Not too long ago, after years of struggling financially, my software company, with a valuation in the billions, had its IPO. We did very well. We lived in a $1 million dream house on the beach just outside of San Francisco. She could do anything she wanted. The only thing S couldn’t do was betray me, but I guess I forgot to be clear about that."
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Oh well ... like this guy, I'd also broken in the millions, however, I have no such adulteress wife on the side. So the moral of the story is ... make money but then, bone hoes for fun. Don't be a beta male.