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Now that Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman, will he be an Immense Hirsute Lesbian

Is there any other reason to do it???

Rin says

legacy.

This may actually be Jenner's last best hope to atone for that reality TV show, and make a fresh start.

I met him once in the 80's. My only impression was that he was much taller than I thought. Well over six feet. Can't wait to see how he will come off in a darling pair of cute heels!

casandra says

Well over six feet. Can't wait to see how he will come off in a darling pair of cute heels!

I'd also met a 6 feet trannie and although that person didn't tell everyone that she/he was once a guy, it was kinda obvious.

Call it Crazy says

Rin says

It was bad enough that he was married to those Kardashians but now this is really putting a tombstone on his legacy.

I hope he doesn't go for the butt implants...

Like these of his step daughter? Can they be real??

lostand confused says

Like these of his step daughter? Can they be real??

Yes, she probably liposuctioned the rest of her body to make that complete.

lostand confused says

Like these of his step daughter? Can they be real??

Sure, lots of short fat women have big asses.

komputodo says

lostand confused says

Like these of his step daughter? Can they be real??

Sure, lots of short fat women have big asses.

Well there is a difference between Miss Kim and the below.

lostand confused says

Call it Crazy says

Rin says

It was bad enough that he was married to those Kardashians but now this is really putting a tombstone on his legacy.

I hope he doesn't go for the butt implants...

Like these of his step daughter? Can they be real??

Hey!!! Only cat pictures can do that!!!

Kim's butt is easy to create.

Basically, it's a woman whose generally fatty in that area but does a certain amount of exercise, eats tons of carbs, and then, liposuctions the tummy and thigh areas. Continuing on the high carbs, but exercising enough so that addl fat cells aren't created, the fat retention can then only accumulate on that *ss and thus, you're got a huge butt and a slim body.

Plus, she had a b**b job from earlier.

Transgender is the new hot!

Blurtman says

Transgender is the new hot!

In the future, the only way a decent guy is going to get a woman is to date a trannie.

Trannies, since they were once guys, aren't into bankers a/o douchebag types. Despite looking like monsters, they're generally decent ppl.

Kim does not have butt implants. She has an embarrassing large fat behind, and saying she likes it and made it this way is one way she lets the water drip off her back like a duck!

The sad part is that the media plays this up like it is done on purpose, when in fact neither she nor JALO want the fat behind God gave them, and all these young girls are trying surgically to duplicate these sad overly touched up cellulite asses trying to look smooth.

casandra says

Kim does not have butt implants. She has an embarrassing large fat behind, and saying she likes it and made it this way is one way she lets the water drip off her back like a duck!

Yes, her actual butt is natural, however, I believe that she liposuction-ed the thigh and stomach regions so that it has a prominence factor to it.

Because then, whatever fat she gains from eating too many carbs, drinking, or whatever, will give a shiny bubble butt some boost because the extra calories don't have other fatty areas to grow in.

I've got a question, if you were a rich ... multi-millionaire, would you actually date a worthless bimbo like Kim Kardashian? I'm talking real rich, like you have a passive income over $5M/yr, just sitting on some properties, high dividend stocks, and some private equity. Sure, you can work and earn more but you've got time/money to burn.

You see, NBA player, Kris Humphries, became my hero when he told Kim that she had no talent and that she's just a fat *ss which is partly why they divorced so quickly within 72 days. Now, knowing that and the fact that the details of that relationship are known to the entire world, as a multi-millionaire/billionaire, I wouldn't come near that bimbo with a ten foot pole, nevermind date her. The last thing I'd want is to be at a business convention in Singapore, be instantly recognized as Kim's BF, and have 'em asking questions about her cosmetic surgery.

Call it Crazy says

You can add Killer to his list..

Former Olympian Bruce Jenner was involved in a three-vehicle car crash on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu on Saturday, according to TMZ. Reports indicate eight people were involved. Seven sustained minor to moderate injuries and one person has died. Authorities confirmed to BuzzFeed that Jenner walked away from the accident:

TMZ initially reported that Jenner family sources indicated the 65-year-old's vehicle was being chased by paparazzi before the crash. According to NBC Los Angeles, however, the LA County Sheriff's Department said no paparazzi were involved. A spokesman for the Sheriff's Department reportedly indicated that Jenner was driving an SUV involved in the crash, but the cause was not immediately clear.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/07/bruce-jenner-car-crash_n_6637088.html

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse.

Now, we'll have three TV series: the current "Keeping up with the Kartrashians", Jenner's show on becoming a woman, and finally, a year long series of trial hearings of vehicular homicide.

Rin says

Now, we'll have three TV series: the current "Keeping up with the Kartrashians", Jenner's show on becoming a woman, and finally, a year long series of trial hearings of vehicular homicide.

If he becomes a woman-does he get to go to the men's prison or a woman's prison???

It will take time to find out what caused the crash. SUVs are really dangerous and should probably be restricted, but they are the most popular type of vehicle and in fact two SUVs were involved in the collision.

One driver died, but Jenner was reportedly "not considered at fault." Give the medical examiners and police/fire investigators time to figure out what happened before jumping to any conclusions about anyone being a killer.

[Update: photos here do not look good for Jenner.]

Jenner was towing quite a load which likely added a few thousand pounds to the momentum of the Escalade and likely affected braking distance and the force of impact.

Jenner is very close in age to the deceased Lexus driver, yet she is called elderly but not Jenner.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2944152/PICTURED-Bruce-Jenner-involved-fatal-car-accident-Malibu-leaving-one-person-dead.html

Blurtman says

Jenner was towing quite a load which likely added a few thousand pounds to the momentum of the Escalade and likely affected braking distance and the force of impact.

Yes, and reportedly "Jenner's SUV left skid marks. [Police] opened a vehicular manslaughter investigation, a source close to the case told CNN legal analyst Mark Geragos. The investigation will focus on everyone in the case, not just one person, the source said." Also, reportedly, the trailer's brakes left skid marks. People are also reportedly wondering why the Prius slowed or stopped in front of a paparazzo's camera.

SUVs are essentially trucks, and I do think they should be restricted, e.g. requiring a truck license. They weigh often twice as much as a car, and the truck frame absorbs less impact than a unibody car, so in a collision they can hit with much greater force than a car traveling the same speed.

Photos of the Lexus show substantial damage both front and back. The collision involved two SUVs and two cars, which is actually consistent with the surprising popularity of SUVs despite their inefficiency and risks. It is too early though to call anyone a "killer", since we don't know what caused the death, and we should begin with the presumption of innocence.

BTW, another point related to SUVs: all cars are going to be required to have rear view cameras. The reason is because SUV drivers have been backing over their children, with fatal consequences. That almost never happens with a sedan or wagon. The cameras are probably a good idea anyway, but too many ppl don't realize that an SUV is a BIG TRUCK and much more dangerous than an ordinary car.

curious2 says

The reason is because SUV drivers have been backing over their children, with fatal consequences. That almost never happens with a sedan or wagon. The cameras are probably a good idea anyway, but too many ppl don't realize that an SUV is a BIG TRUCK and much more dangerous than an ordinary car

It depends. SUVs can range from compact to the giant truck range. I myself drove a 1 ton Ford diesel F350 for quite a while. I used to tow upto 11,000 pounds up and down creation-up the Sierras, up and down 395 and a ton of places in San Diego too. You really have to drive different and be very careful going downhill with a load. I used to tow quite a bit, up and down the hills of Malibu too-which an be quite an experience. That baby would pull all 11,000 pounds without even the slightest bit of stuggle over the hills and mountains-diesel engines are really something.

You get used to it. I believe anything over 15,000 pounds towing-you need a special category of license, else you can use the regular licenses. I haven't checked here in the Midwest-I dodn't tow much here. Maybe will start soon-sure will be fun in the snow!!

The main issue I faced was stupid car drivers who cut into my space -there is a reason I give a lot of space in front-it requires far more stopping space, than a smaller vehicle. But most people don't get that. I once was driving a freeway split-where the freeway split into two freeways and so had to get into the fast lane. The right lanes were jammed and my side was not-so I was doing a slow pace. One citiot overtook me then cut into my lane and slammed his brakes with his right inidicator on. Impatient fool couldn't wait with the line or forgot his exit and so was cutting into my lane, by holding up the traffic. I had to slam my brakes and missed plowing into him by barely half an inch. The clown didn't even move ahead-the road ahead was empty just the lanes going to the other freeway were full. I mean what sort of fool overtakes you, slams his brakes and parks himself in the middle of the freeway in the path of a giant truck pulling a big trailer???

I have had too many incidents to count. Too many fools want to save a few minutes of their commute and who are vey inconsiderate to other drivers, but really don't realize the force and momentum of a bigger vehicle. It is just sad. Now one does not know what happens here, but we will see.

Most car drivers do not drive at a safe distance behind the car in front of them. More truck drivers, i.e.,tractor trailer drivers, do. While the odds of someone driving at a high rate of speed stopping suddenly may be low, it can happen, and that is one reason why drivers should look beyond the car in front to anticipate what may happen. It is equally important to keep a safe distance around a blind curve. It is possible that Jenner did not leave enough distance between his heavy load and the Lexus, and could not stop safely.

Sometimes a fucked-up tranny is the cause of these collisions.

Blurtman says

It is possible that Jenner did not leave enough distance between his heavy load and the Lexus, and could not stop safely.

Could also be the car came out of a side lane hoping to not be stuck behind the tow vehicle and then hit the brakes at the stop sign-not giving him enough time to slow down. Could be either way.

But when you are towing in a semi urban area like the Malibu hills, you go at a slow speed-due to the curves and evry steep grades. But many roads are two lanes with few places to pass and so many cars don't want to be stuck behind a trailer-they cn easily go 15-25mph faster, if not behind a trailer. So too many try and pass, cut ahead-too many instances to count. But we will wait and see what was the cause.

I thought he already had the operation...

Blurtman says

Jenner was towing quite a load

When I was a little kid, Eric Heiden and Bruce Jenner were national heroes, Olympians who'd set world records and were role models for the rest of us. I guess the lesson is clear, no more heroes unless they're already dead like Nikola Tesla, General John Pershing, Ben Franklin, etc.

Jenner was actually happy because the accident made his new pet boobies jiggle. They'll make a Kardashian out of him yet.

Ceffer says

Jenner was actually happy because the accident made his new pet boobies jiggle. They'll make a Kardashian out of him yet.

I have a bad feeling that that's the theme of next season's, "Keeping up with the Kartrashians". If so, then Jerry Springer's been completely owned.

No he'll be the person type IHL's throw around on internet forums to emphasize the extreme of humanity.
With IHL's of course being the starting baseline of normal.

So how does this work becoming a woman? I mean aside from wearing a wig and dress? :-/

If "she" is looking for a job, here it is.

http://www.wcr.org/

I wonder if some guys have such a drop in "T" with age, that it fucks with their heads.

'nuff said...

thunderlips11 says

I wonder if some guys have such a drop in "T" with age, that it fucks with their heads.

Maybe Kris Jenner blew the tranny in the SUV.

http://mashable.com/2015/06/10/restaurant-caitlyn-jenner-joke-menu/
Restaurant won't apologize for tasteless Caitlyn Jenner joke on their menus

Isn't that Nacho Mama's.... been to that restaurant too....O'Donnell Square...was walking distance of where I lived in Canton...Food not bad, but not exactly Mexican.

MMR says

Isn't that Nacho Mama's.

Yes. It is.

When he makes the change from his penis to a "you know what" and it is coming, he will certainly want if filled with some nice beg real meat !!

Rin says

Rin

And what's happened to him?