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Rin says

New Renter says

Rin says

without needing to imagine Kes and Seven getting it on.

Funny, it was Kes and Neelix I was worried WOULD get it on.

Yeech!

I was thinking that the doctor would have given it a whirl. Plus, why weren't other crew members chasing after Kes? She's the ultimate girl next door premed type, but who's nice/innocent and not naughty about her academics.

He was a computer program - he probably had a few secret subroutines not shown in the series...

Vulcan love slave perhaps?

Peter P says

Which one is worse, DS9 or Enterprise?

Enterprise - just for the incredibly lame intro credits.

New Renter says

Peter P says

Which one is worse, DS9 or Enterprise?

Enterprise - just for the incredibly lame intro credits.

I kept thinking it was part of the Quantum Leap series.

New Renter says

The fact a teenage boy was in that situation and DIDN'T bang the robot 24/7/365 with mom standing lookout was the most unrealistic part of that whole series.

Sarah wanted him to keep a low profile, what better way than to have him happily locked in a bedroom?

Actually, if it were me, my productivity would go through the roof. My day with Summer would go like this ...

7 AM Wake up to a blow job
7:45 AM Breakfast
8:30 AM Study Math, Summer corrects my mistakes
10 AM Boink with some snacks/fruits
11 AM Study History, don't need any help there
1 PM Exercise Bike/Pushups
1:45 Quick lunch
2:15 Boink
3 PM Study Chemistry, Summer does Q&A
5 PM Boink
6 PM Dinner
7 PM Study English, Summer checks grammar and essay structure
9 PM Practice Martial Arts
10 PM Boink
11 PM Study Foreign Language, I practice conversation with Summer
12 PM A blow job, followed by turning in for the night

I'd never have to leave home!

New Renter says

Peter P says

Which one is worse, DS9 or Enterprise?

Enterprise - just for the incredibly lame intro credits.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/TBcXXfzrqco

Rin says

Actually, if it were me, my productivity would go through the roof. My day with Summer would go like this ...

7 AM Wake up to a blow job

7:45 AM Breakfast

8:30 AM Study Math, Summer corrects my mistakes

10 AM Boink with some snacks/fruits

11 AM Study History, don't need any help there

1 PM Exercise Bike/Pushups

1:45 Quick lunch

2:15 Boink

3 PM Study Chemistry, Summer does Q&A

5 PM Boink

6 PM Dinner

7 PM Study English, Summer checks grammar and essay structure

9 PM Practice Martial Arts

10 PM Boink

11 PM Study Foreign Language, I practice conversation with Summer

12 PM A blow job, followed by turning in for the night

I'd never have to leave home!

If it were ME I'd make sure to leave a note to self to send back a reprogrammed T1000 or two.

That way I could have the best three+ way in history with Summer Glau and anyone else I damn well pleased.

Rin says

New Renter says

Peter P says

Which one is worse, DS9 or Enterprise?

Enterprise - just for the incredibly lame intro credits.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ge-08FPD6LA

New Renter says

If it were ME I'd make sure to leave a note to self to send back a reprogrammed T1000 or two.

That way I could have the best three+ way in history with Summer Glau and anyone else I damn well pleased.

My only fear of the T1000 is that it can become a very sharp incisor during orgasm so safety measures need to be added. As long as Summer doesn't get too aroused, I'm not so worried about breaking my back.

Lucid wet dream has all the safety measures.

Rin says

New Renter says

If it were ME I'd make sure to leave a note to self to send back a reprogrammed T1000 or two.

That way I could have the best three+ way in history with Summer Glau and anyone else I damn well pleased.

My only fear of the T1000 is that it can become a very sharp incisor during orgasm so safety measures need to be added. As long as Summer doesn't get too aroused, I'm not so worried about breaking my back.

They can't lose control if they're always faking it.

Rin says

My only fear of the T1000 is that it can become a very sharp incisor during orgasm so safety measures need to be added.

Good point:

Quigley says

But even she knows she's a total unicorn

That's right. There aren't many of us, but I sort of like it that way.

If every female had the benefit of being raised by engineers or scientists, it would probably be different. Two of my nieces have STEM careers and their father is in tech.

rufita11 says

Quigley says

But even she knows she's a total unicorn

That's right. There aren't many of us, but I sort of like it that way.

If every female had the benefit of being raised by engineers or scientists, it would probably be different. Two of my nieces have STEM careers and their father is in tech.

What branch of STEM are you in?

New Renter says

Good point:

In related news, CIC reprogrammed a T1000 to suit his sexual needs.

New Renter says

Rin says

New Renter says

If it were ME I'd make sure to leave a note to self to send back a reprogrammed T1000 or two.

That way I could have the best three+ way in history with Summer Glau and anyone else I damn well pleased.

My only fear of the T1000 is that it can become a very sharp incisor during orgasm so safety measures need to be added. As long as Summer doesn't get too aroused, I'm not so worried about breaking my back.

They can't lose control if they're always faking it.

But isn't that the problem with computational complexities, whether or not Summer's faking or enjoying it is about collapsing the wave functions, within stable enough conditions, thus the metaphorical Schrodinger's cat is neither dead nor alive until the instantaneous convergence of the event. There may be a point in the 1000th iteration of the algorithm, where in fact, she's having a screaming orgasm and breaks your back because she can't contain her enthusiasm.

Rin says

it is about collapsing the wave functions, within stable enough conditions, thus the metaphorical Schrodinger's cat is neither dead nor alive until the instantaneous convergence of the event. There may be a point in the 1000th iteration of the algorithm,

Um, OK. It sounds like you've been talking to your clients too much today.

Get to Montreal already!

New Renter says

Um, OK. It sounds like you've been talking to your clients too much today.

Get to Montreal already!

No can do, I've been working this weekend, no time for that drive.

I can't wait until the day when it's just free time and money to do what I want ... bone hoes, study sciences, write screenplays, martial arts, etc.

sbh says

A non-STEM related question: you guys know why women fake orgasms?

I believe that it's a question of thickness and hitting a lot of areas at once. If a guy can hit the clitoris, the g-spot, and in/around the cervix region, while giving the woman a 'stretch', then it's likely that she'll have an orgasm.

I'd only met one gal like that in my life. And yes, she was a girlfriend for six months until she'd moved away. She was extremely tight (& I'm not thin); I'd gone in from behind, with her lying over my body, but with both of us facing up towards the ceiling. It took a lot of lube (she's dry at the start) and moving slowly to warm her up. And unlike those who were always faking it with moans and groans, she was silent until her body starting rattling. And then, she couldn't stop the moaning but it was the continuous body spasms which was the give away that on the average, many women were not orgasmic. I believe that it takes a combination of positions & thickness to create what one position did with this particular woman.

As the relationship progressed, we'd stopped other positions and only did that one because it worked for her, every single time. The others were hit or miss.

I envy her future husband but only in this dept. Otherwise, she's just as manipulative as everyone else.

sbh says

If your intention was to dilute the delivery with voluminous diversion I have to say you hit it spot-on.

The way I looked at it, all jokes aside, is that many women are fakers, which is just another reason why I'm sort of turned off by relationships. I mean why not just hire someone for the hour or two than in having a relationship where she's faking it, probably half the time.

At least my ex-GF there was honest with me. She wasn't a faker despite being annoying at times and manipulative. In one position, she had orgasms continuously. Once we'd discovered that position, pretty much, we'd dropped missionary and the rest. All I remember about her today, was that rattling body, and of course how tight she was.

Rin says

At least my ex-GF there was honest with me. She wasn't a faker despite being annoying at times and manipulative. In one position, she had orgasms continuously. Once we'd discovered that position, pretty much, we'd dropped missionary and the rest. All I remember about her today, was that rattling body, and of course how tight she was.

I'm just glad that she didn't look like Summer Glau, otherwise, I'd really miss her today.

sbh says

You know why women fake orgasms?

They think you give a shit.

Yep, absolutely!