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As a tip...

Those on patnet who need a job and still can't find one...

Here is what I suggest...

Be truthful about EVERYTHING except your address.

Use a fake rich neighborhood address. In fact, you can get a PO Box which will show a street name as an address. Just make sure it is in a extremely rich neighborhood.

That way, they cannot fire you since technically you did not lie about the address. It is your address for real, they just assumed like the fucking ass-kissing cocksuckers they are that it was an actual home address.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

To prove this I am going to actually run this experiment and report it here.

I will apply to 100 jobs with a extremely rich neighborhood address vs 100 similar jobs with a ghetto neighborhood address with the same exact resume.

This should be interesting if you actually do it -- I'd love to hear the results. I guess as a rich robber baron elite scum it makes sense that you have a lot of time on your hands to go on 200 interviews.

A funny angle to this is the number of totally useless trust funders who live in one wing of the parental estate.

There are plenty of trust funders who occasionally work or start businesses, but then get bored and quit because they don't need the money, or because it interferes with world travel.

A prospective employer might be better off avoiding any application from an address near the country club.

Iosef V HydroCabron says

There are plenty of trust funders who occasionally work or start businesses, but then get bored and quit because they don't need the money, or because it interferes with world travel.

I have a friend who has the trust fund problem. He ends up living like a moneyed drifter wandering all over the place. The freedom he has to just get up and go whenever to wherever is enviable, but he is also an alcoholic and depressed. Mostly it is sad to watch, as he seems to be living in the shadows of his family and ancestors, not doing anything productive with his own life. I don't think he's ever had any one job for more than a month.

I would like this experiment performed with 100 massive hirsute lesbians, but no bouncer, prison guard or prison matron jobs.

The result should be most revealing.

I firmly believe that one big reason for people wanting to live in Palo Alto is that they think it looks good on their resume, and makes them "management material".

Will be following any results of this experiment with interest.

Baron, just make sure also to apply to those fake ads that exist only to justify their hiring of some H1B visa holder that already ha the job. The status address may make you seem "overqualified".

No problem, just me.

I will apply to those ads for H1B visa holders.

I will be doing this starting on monday. Maybe Sunday or perhaps just creating the resumes for the rich applicant VS the Poor applicant.

To take this even further I will not create a PO Box addy with a street name since employers literally stalk you on google earth and google maps.

Any suggestions on what sort of jobs I should try? High end retail? White collar?

A mixture maybe? I will defiantly try Goldman Sachs however.

I will list all the jobs and what position and how much salary. This should be fun fucking with companies right back on how they fuck you everyday.

Everything else in my resume will truthful except race and address.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Have them apply to 100 equally similar jobs but with a extremely poverty ridden address (Compton & Harlem, ETC)

Back in my day.. might as well add place like Mt View, Sunnyvale, Cupertino, Santa Clara. Thats where the working stiffs lived.. Compton, Harlem, Oakland are failures due to their anti business attitude ...Looks like Santa Clara County did well after all.

justme says

I firmly believe that one big reason for people wanting to live in Palo Alto is that they think it looks good on their resume, and makes them "management material".

Makes you wonder where did all the other workers/mangers who worked in SV for decades 1960s-2000 lived at ?

Where do they live today.. watch where the traffic is flowing from every AM.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

I will even list my race as Hispanic (I'm not Hispanic) on their equal opportunity survey and use a ethnic name to prove it is not racial discrimination but rather socioeconomic discrimination.

LOL! you should have met my old friends from back in the day... all pretty rich well off Hispanics/Latino... not a single one knew how to speak Spanish.. Old Steve Martinez owned his dads '69 Camero.. what a fine car.

I gotta hand it to you... your thinking like your typical New Yorker type.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

You will find that the most response by far will come from the wealthy address applications, than middle class and the ghetto address applications will hardly get much of a response unless the individual is a minority in race so they are forced to hire to fill a government quota and probably also for crappy jobs like gas stations, 7-eleven and other worthless brain-dead shit a trained monkey can perform.

I am sure that if you apply using the same exact resume for similar jobs except you have a wealthy address vs a ghetto address you will be not only called for a interview but the prejudice cocksucking hiring manager will have already made up their mind to hire you.

I believe there is discrimination based upon socio-economic status in life.

Who agrees?

I think you are right.
My opinion....Low end neighborhoods are associated with high crime rates. Employers don't want anyone who has a higher probability of being a criminal.

By the way Robber Scum....here's a compliment:
You are still scum.

Give a false address. No one will check,they are too busy on personal calls or porn during work.