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Don't bankers bribe Saint Peter??

lostand confused says

Don't bankers bribe Saint Peter??

And Realtors appeal to St. Joseph to help them find a greater fool:

http://www.snopes.com/luck/stjoseph.asp

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Is there a chance of heaven for me?

I doubt it. But don't let me stop you from trying.

I think you are doomed to be parted out by necrobestial hirsute lesbians for eternity, sorry.

I have an idea Robber Baron. This is guaranteed to get you into heaven....
You first become a Muslim....all your sins are guaranteed to be forgiven.
Then you become a radical Muslim.....You get to kill any infidel you want.
Then, you blow yourself up......And you get 72 virgins in heaven.
Like my idea?

You are going to hell to bring back proof to to dan it exists.

Strategist says

I have an idea Robber Baron. This is guaranteed to get you into heaven....

You first become a Muslim....all your sins are guaranteed to be forgiven.

Then you become a radical Muslim.....You get to kill any infidel you want.

Then, you blow yourself up......And you get 72 virgins in heaven.

Like my idea?

Um, you might want to look at this first:

An artist impression of the 72 virgins. The Qur'an, hadith and Islamic scholars all mention that virgins will be awarded to Muslim men in Paradise.

http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins

The ideal beauty has changed a bit since the 7th century. Those early Muslims were chubby er, voluptuous chasers.

I guess I better start using my money to help me live forever or at least as long as possible if there is no redemption for a scumfuck like me.

Strategist says

Like my idea?

You want me to blow myself up so you peasants and slaves won't have to suffer anymore.

I don't think so. I want to make your lives a living hell.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Strategist says

Like my idea?

You want me to blow myself up so you peasants and slaves won't have to suffer anymore.

I don't think so. I want to make your lives a living hell.

We appreciate your concern Robber Scum, but we don't need your help to make our lives a living hell. We have credit cards, we can make our own lives a living hell. Please go to hell and save a virgin or two for me.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

I guess I better start using my money to help me live forever or at least as long as possible if there is no redemption for a scumfuck like me.

Bad news is there is no redemption and you are going to hell. The good news is you get to hang out will all your friends.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

I don't think so. I want to make your lives a living hell.

I don't know if you are going to hell, but you stand a pretty good chance of being elected Pope.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints."