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Worst fart you ever let?


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2013 Oct 3, 7:51am   2,176 views  3 comments

by edvard2   ➕follow (1)   💰tip   ignore  

Not sure why I randomly thought about this. Maybe its because I'm gassy today. But anyway, the worst fart for me was way back when I was in 3rd grade. I was a tiny little kid back then. Just scrawny. That day we went to gym class and the gym teacher had us all sit in a circle on the floor while he was showing us how to throw a football or something. I remember the teacher was a big football player looking guy with a beard.

Anyway, I remember feeling this urgent need to fart and so I figured that since we were sitting on the floor, I could just let er' rip and the floor would muffle the sound. Instead I ripped this enormous one and instead of muffling it, the floor seemed to amplify the sound. It echoed off of the walls and ceiling. It was one of those long, drawn out farts to, so it was quite dramatic.

Being 3rd graders everyone in the class burst out laughing. The coach turned to me and asked " Was that you?!" I told him yes and he made some sort of comment like he couldn't believe I could make such a loud noise.

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1   freak80   2013 Oct 3, 10:13am  

It was in an elevator crowded with TBTF bank executives.

2   Automan Empire   2013 Oct 3, 10:52am  

Those which became sharts.

3   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2013 Oct 4, 12:47am  

I only Let good ones.

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