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If you pay us some money, we'll skip the cavity search


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2013 Sep 5, 4:47am   1,690 views  2 comments

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http://www.insidesocal.com/aviation/2013/09/04/tsa-precheck-coming-to-long-beach-airport-and-burbank-bob-hope-airport/

Thus far, TSA Precheck has only been available to elite frequent fliers traveling on Alaska Airlines, American Airlines, Delta Air Lines, Hawaiian Airlines, United Airlines, US Airways and Virgin America, as well as passengers enrolled in a U.S. Customs and Border Protection program called Global Entry. But TSA officials recently announced all travelers soon will be permitted to join for an $85 fee, and the agency’s director said he hopes to have half of all passengers enrolled by the end of 2014.

Passengers who want expedited screening must fill out on online application and provide fingerprints. Officials say the vetting process will take about two to three weeks. Membership is valid for five years.

So you won't fuck with rich people as much as the rest of us. Gosh, thanks TSA! Has the TSA ever actually foiled a terrorist?

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1   epitaph   2013 Sep 5, 5:31am  

Finally.

I was so happy when they opened the FastTrak lanes on 880 so that I wouldn't have to sit in traffic with the peasants. Now it looks like I won't have to wait in line with you filthy mongrels when boarding my flight either. Now all I need is Starbucks to let me cut in front of you for a 50 cent surcharge so I can get my 3 shot skinny latte in less time at your expense every morning. I FUCKING LOVE THIS COUNTRY!

2   Ceffer   2013 Sep 5, 6:44am  

Cavity searches with vibrating detectors has always been at extra charge.

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