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I love Whole Paycheck because it draws obnoxious hipsters away from other places I may be at.

Better, it gathers all the obnoxious and self righteous hipsters into one spot for cannibal anarchy eradication. Change the name to "Long Pig Hipster Watering Hole Market, a Predator's Dream."

Robber Baron, you simply need to ally yourself with the big Pharma (if you don't already own them) to apply a tasteless, odorless substance to the health foods that is nontheless highly addictive and creates cravings that will allow you to drain the pocketbooks of the mindless, deluded health hipster peasant scum even faster.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

How about I hire traditional realtors and mortgage brokers to become "Grocery Realtors" and "Grocery Mortgage Brokers"?

Robber, the housing sector is old news, you should really be looking to the medical industry for new ideas.

Everyone has "a right" to healthy food - as long as it's sold to them by a multi-billion dollar enterprise with hundreds of millions of dollars in net revenue each year managed by highly paid CEOs such as Your Lordship. We all share responsibility to achieve that result, so every individual citizen must be required to prepay all (s)he can afford for the Affordable Whole Foods Protectionist Act, with taxes and subsidies to make your unlimited prices "affordable"(tm). Anyone who does not pay you in advance will be subjected to a penalty by their Your Lordship's government.

Also, everyone deserves help making healthy choices, whether a cheerful octogenarian retired nutritionist or the stupidest moron who ever lived. Every citizen must therefore be prohibited from purchasing or possessing any food or beverage without a prescription from a licensed employee of one of your megacorporations or a subsidiary (e.g. the aforementioned government).

As an added bonus, you can expand your ongoing "war on drugs"(tm) to "protect" people from any potentially unhealthy foods or beverages. For example, water kills countless people each year - mostly by drowning. The only solution is to require everyone to buy the patented GMO "foods" and flavored chemical beverages that you sell.

You'll quickly overtake the entire housing sector in share of GDP and net revenues, just as the medical sector has already done.

Why do I like whole foods? Because nobody objects when I walk through the store"washing down" the produce with my piss.

Hey, its 100% organic!

Ceffer says

Better, it gathers all the obnoxious and self righteous hipsters into one spot for cannibal anarchy eradication. Change the name to "Long Pig Hipster Watering Hole Market, a Predator's Dream."

Robber Baron, you simply need to ally yourself with the big Pharma (if you don't already own them) to apply a tasteless, odorless substance to the health foods that is nontheless highly addictive and creates cravings that will allow you to drain the pocketbooks of the mindless, deluded health hipster peasant scum even faster.

Ceffer... You really know how to talk my language. Pretty good ideas!

@Curious2... You have extremely smart ideas! No bad at all. Doctors are already being used as dumb stupid pawns who think they are serving important causes when actually they are nothing but disposable idiots who are merely serving a agenda temporarily. After which they will be just as much expendable as Mcdonald employees.

You both are as wise as snakes. I know because I'm a snake.

New Renter says

Why do I like whole foods? Because nobody objects when I walk through the store"washing down" the produce with my piss.

Hey, its 100% organic!

You're funny. I guess I could use some clowns in Whole Foods. You're hired!

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Fuck you, Robberfuck! You *aspire* to diabolical piece of shiticity.

Why don't you join my side you self-righteous morality faggot asshole?

It's good to be scum! Come and join us Bankers. At least let us gangbang and fuck your mom at our private golf clubs.

Your mom is a sexy-looking slut ApocalypseFuck... Let me and my banker pals fuck her pussy in front of you... You can watch!

We'll pay her and you enough money so you never have to worry about cannibal anarchy... You'll both have enough money from her prostituting herself to afford private armed security and food plus water to survive...

Come on Apocalypsefuck... Let us Bankers rape and pillage all three holes of your mom...

We will sexually infect her with the virus we have that causes us to have no morality... You can than suck on her tits and become infected yourself after we fuck her like a worthless piece of cum-dumpster shit.

Come on Apocalypsefuck... Don't you want to be one of us?

I got an idea. All the lower classes think they should be eating whole food, when all they deserve is recycled reconstituted garbocrap. My idea is to recycle fracking waste fluid, introduce a little sweetener and market it as 'Fraktose - the Patriotic sweetener'.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

You're funny. I guess I could use some clowns in Whole Foods. You're hired!

Great! With your blessing I'd like to begin at the meat counter. I have some ideas for the the "100% organic" sausages.