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I love a good "tri tip"

The truth hurts, and the proof is in the pudding. Look at their orders,,,sugary soft drinks, french fries, and sandwiches. The only edible item is the beef itself, everything else is going to make these waddies fatter

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Chicks like this only get dick from really shitfaced guys or priests.

This. This is why I love patrick.net.

I heard because of artificial sweetner (aspartame), regular coke might be healthier overall, even if more calorie filled. Of course, I stopped drinking that stuff years ago. I stick to water, tea, and occasionally juice.

They were technically obese. I hope he was fired for using the wrong term instead of hurting some fatty's feelings.

Well he did get fired. Yay him, go you dumb fuck.

While it's nice to be important, it's important to be nice.

Goran_K says

I heard because of artificial sweetner (aspartame), regular coke might be healthier overall, even if more calorie filled. Of course, I stopped drinking that stuff years ago. I stick to water, tea, and occasionally juice.

I had quoted his comment and wrote a response, but then decided to leave it alone. I don't know that its "healthier" in that there is zero nutritional value to either coke or diet coke

However, your assertion is correct, that diet sodas trigger the same insulin response as their sugary counterparts.

I cringe when I hear people refer to calories in discussion to being fat. Calorie content has literally no bearing on fat people being fat. Calories don't make people fat, carbohydrates/sugars do. Your juice is likely more fattening than the coca cola,,,,

epitaph says

They were technically obese.

Everybody is obese today, it doesn't even mean anything anymore.
When I hear people bitching about fat people I just think it's some gay dude angry at the world because he can't have chicken sandwiches or get married in a church.

Hey fat chicks aren't my cup of tea, but I've got far more important things to do than point my finger at them and point out the obvious.

Yes juice has high sugar content, but my diet is boring, and I've been thin my whole life. I think in moderation you can eat anything.

I think my BMI is something like 23 or 22. But I'll eat a steak, and sometimes I'll have a salad. I don't believe in any hype diet systems. I just believe in moderation, eating when you're hungry, and not eating after 6pm.

Has this restaurant never heard of assigning table numbers to keep the tables straight?

He should have been fired for being too stupid to know that he makes his money from tips. Had he typed "hotties" instead, he might have at least gotten a nice tip out of the experience.

Quick aside... When I was about 19, I was waiting tables at Ruby Tuesday. It was a busy Friday night. At one of my tables, I had two women having dinner. Both were a little bit heavy. After I deliver their food, one of these ladies is asking me for something, and I'm saying "yes, ma'am, yes ma'am." Finally, the other woman says to me,

"why do you keep calling my husband ma'am?"

I wanted to die. Unfortunately, I was too stunned to make up a plausible excuse. In all fairness to me, her husband had long hair, soft features, and man-breasts. As a rule of thumb, you can pretty much count on the fact that if they have bigger boobs than you do, they are female.

He obviously profiled them and figured he wasn't making a decent tip off that table.