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Why don't you two get a room and get it over with?

Seriously, both candidates claim that they will work in a bipartisan manner. Both spew the same shit out of different sides of their mouths.

I do support the President, btw. I just hate this part of the game (halftime), where both sides are in the locker room hunkering down, trying to come up with new plays. It will be followed by a quarter filled with fumbles, interceptions and trash-talking.

Romney's team is already claiming that the debate isn't all that important of a play:
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/gop-sends-mixed-messages-romney-debate-expectations/story?id=17362441

abc news says

The Romney campaign is trying to lower expectations, and vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan led the charge.

Let's not forget the hail mary pass that will be thrown in late October/early November. The problem is that this game is played every four years and it's boring. Same teams, and not enough players for a good fantasy politicball lineup.

Call it Crazy says

elliemae says

The problem is that this game is played every four years and it's boring. Same teams, and not enough players for a good fantasy politicball lineup.

Maybe if they played and debated in lingerie it would be less boring???

If they had to remove a piece of clothing each time they lied, they would be debating naked.

Raw says

If they had to remove a piece of clothing each time they lied, they would be debating naked.

Call it Crazy says

Maybe if they played and debated in lingerie it would be less boring???

Both very good points. I'd go for the subsitution player, though. After all, I have no desire to see either President Obama or Mitt Romney in the nude.

Nor do I desire to see them in lingerie; even if they're in tip-top shape, dudes in lingerie just don't do it for me. I know this from the interwebs:

just sayin'

It would resolve who is packing a whopper and who isn't. If we are going to get screwed, may as well see what's headed our way.

I think the Romney would look better in fishnets and high heels.

Ceffer says

I think the Romney would look better in fishnets and high heels.

This is the type of statement we've had, over & over - and it's tiring! It's bipartisan!. (Definition of bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass...).

But I digress. I believe, in the spirit of full disclosure, that either candidate would look equally bad in fishnets & high heels.

But I'd pay to see it anyway.

elliemae says

Ceffer says

I think the Romney would look better in fishnets and high heels.

This is the type of statement we've had, over & over - and it's tiring! It's bipartisan!. (Definition of bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass...).

But I digress. I believe, in the spirit of full disclosure, that either candidate would look equally bad in fishnets & high heels.

But I'd pay to see it anyway.

Eschew Obfuscation

This obviously demands an objective poll. Who looks better in fishnets and high heels, Romney or Obama? Put on your best citizen's thinking cap and vote.

It may not be bipartisan, but it is at least bisexual.

Ceffer says

Who looks better in fishnets and high heels, Romney or Obama?

Wow, I had really never looked at the candidates that way. I thought Combat Hairstylist Romney was worse than Obama in every possible way. But, now that I think about it, if they both wore fishnets and heels for the debate, Romney would look funnier. That sashay might be his only path to victory.

It would make the debates a bit more watchable. For about five minutes.