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Man hides cash in oven; cash gets baked

By freak80 following x   2012 Jul 27, 6:04am 1,705 views   4 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    

And I thought you were supposed to stuff it under the mattress.

'"It was everything I had," he told the news station. "I've got nothing to my name. That money was supposed to go towards my mortgage." His wife was equally distraught and, reportedly, could not stop crying when telling her husband after she discovered what happened: The cash was baked into a colorful burnt mess.'



1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2012 Jul 27, 6:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Ok, people, one last time: The financial records go in the oven; the money goes in the washing machine. You cook the books. You launder the money.

Best comment EVAH!

2   PockyClipsNow   ignore (0)   2012 Jul 27, 7:36am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

runner up:
"That pizza he put in a safety deposit box isnt doing well either."

3   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2012 Jul 30, 1:05am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He put it somewhere he thought his wife would never find.

"My wife said, 'Take me somewhere new!"
"I said, 'How 'bout the kitchen!"

4   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2012 Jul 30, 5:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

"Honey the Chocolate Cake was moist and rich. "

"That was the meatloaf"

"That would explain the ketchup frosting"

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