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Best Break-Up Lines Ever!


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2012 Feb 11, 10:32am   2,334 views  5 comments

by EastCoastBubbleBoy   ➕follow (2)   💰tip   ignore  

In Honor of Valentines Day!

"I'm looking for tall dark and handsome, and unfortunately, all you have going for you is dark."

(I was told this after dating a girl for about a week... even though we'd known each other for a few months prior to our short lived relationship.)

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1   elliemae   2012 Feb 11, 10:35am  

"You & I are complete opposites. I'm a horse's head."

2   TPB   2012 Feb 11, 11:32am  

I bet she'll settle for Short Fat and Loaded.

3   Patrick   2012 Feb 12, 9:40am  

Yup, though they deny it, women do judge men by their bank account balance.

This former CEO of HP was acutely aware of that fact, but used it too clumsily:

http://www.toledoblade.com/Nation/2011/12/31/Ousted-CEO-flashed-bank-balance-letter-says.html

When I was at U. Michigan in Ann Arbor, an anthropology professor got in big trouble for documenting the fact that in every culture on earth, men seek young and beautiful women, and women seek rich and powerful men.

No exceptions! Those were the main criteria of attractiveness everywhere on earth.

But for documenting and publishing that fact, the guy almost lost his job.

4   elliemae   2012 Feb 12, 9:56am  

People often don't like the truth.

5   Dan8267   2012 Feb 13, 5:36am  


women seek rich and powerful men.

American women seek rich, powerful, and beautiful men. Unfortunately, only celebrities meet all three criteria.

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