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Seagull works for the hot dog vendor.

Bicycles put you into the position when you drive a car of a dinosaur accidentally crushing wobbling squirrels with no common sense. The cyclists are so righteous and dumb, they really think that random dinosaurs can be controlled by their pretense.

Bottom line, he'd jump that junk in a heartbeat.

I don't know fake tits are a hard sell to me as well. I like women comfortable in their own skin.

Well... That's what actually happened..

Ceffer says

Bottom line, he'd jump that junk in a heartbeat.

He could tell they were fake because they didn't jiggle with the jumping. Stupid bolt-on cunt. MEN KNOW.

Women who feel disadvantaged in the attraction arena become delusional about their breasts. Having an exaggerated set of sproingers is a fantasy, and frankly, it attracts more moths to the flames than not. They don't call it the dumb stick for nothing.

Bitches are proud of those fake fuckers. My wife has had a couple of friends get sproingers, and if you DON'T pointedly dwell on them, they are offended. Also, they have had enhanced success attracting daft gomers to their webs. Ha, Ha, I said a funny, pointed, LOL!

Truck surfing didn't work out so well. We walk down there all the time.

LOL! I put this in the funny picture thread because if you believe this is a self garroting mark then......... Looks like cheap lipstick.

With regard to what I previously said:

I (think?) I improved it. Included is a reference to a product from Amazon, complete with a QR code to a 2nd grade teacher who bought a poster, but only of the prediction. They loved it!

I also have a higher resolution image, because @Patrick is downgrading images. This is the high resolution image:

https://i.ibb.co/7WQ3zst/gay-marriage.png



The QR code points to: https://www.amazon.com/What-Will-Happen-Marriage-Legalized/dp/B00JPJW2IK - read the review. If it's deleted, I put it in archive.org: https://web.archive.org/web/20230628084644/https://www.amazon.com/What-Will-Happen-Marriage-Legalized/dp/B00JPJW2IK

The obliviousness of a 2nd grade teacher is kind of astounding. I would have been 7-8 then, back then I was that oblivious, but not at 10 when I was starting to hear the bus chatter on what "sex" was.. Turns out there was a reason why the younger kids sat at the front, and the older ones in back.

Patrick says

Inspecting, this picture, I think it's been modified in order to create this illusion. Fooling around with luminesce levels, I got this:



I think somebody booted up photoshop and artificially darkened the picture because the original picture can't be recovered. I think they set a threshold for "black" and made that all black.

I don't believe fur can possibly be that black.

I missed the cat the first time, thanks!

richwicks says

I think somebody booted up photoshop and artificially darkened the picture because the original picture can't be recovered.

I don't know it could have been taken with a camera that cell phones had around 2006. They were poor quality, low res, and saturation and bright levels were crap. Next to no detail in any photo.

NuttBoxer says

I missed the cat the first time, thanks!

Yeah, I was like "but it IS a broken chair", but then I made out the eyes. You can easily see the cat if you go to full screen, if anything outside of the picture is on a black background.

Tenpoundbass says

I don't know it could have been taken with a camera that cell phones had around 2006. They were poor quality, low res, and saturation and bright levels were crap. Next to no detail in any photo.

Do you know about luminosity levels? So, in digital photography, you get a "look" that is tape, and a "look" that is film. The earlier video cameras were linear, but later ones had the film spline.

What changes is that low level brightness levels are compressed together in terms of their luminosity, and bright levels, are compressed together in bright levels. That's how you could instinctively tell if something was recorded on tape versus film. That's why black people looked so dark on film, and when you saw them on camera they appeared to be much lighter.

For example: I reversed it for the image above:



The curve for luminosity for FILM looks something like this:



The straight line is what video tape looked like in 1990, and the curved one is more like film. They (apparently?) do this so that the sky won't just drown out what you're trying to record, and when it's dark, you can't see it anyhow.

What's kind of neat about this is you can take a video tape, and make it more "film like". If you've ever seen some cheap soap opera from the 1980's, you could see that it was on video tape. You could also tell the difference if a television show was done "live" versus being pre-recorded, which was almost always on film.

OK now do Lab space values and the corresponding D50 white point.

Earlier cameras were dark, you had to bring them in a photo editing program on your computer to brighten them up.
And they still looked washed out and crappy.
I think my previous statement stood on its own in the realm of plausible without a lesson in luminosity heuristics.

Tenpoundbass says

OK now do Lab space values and the corresponding D50 white point.

Earlier cameras were dark, you had to bring them in a photo editing program on your computer to brighten them up.
And they still looked washed out and crappy.
I think my previous statement stood on its own in the realm of plausible without a lesson in luminosity heuristics.

You probably know more than I do. I read about the curve of luminosity somewhere, and I tried it out. There's 2 episodes of the original Twilight Zone done that were on video tape, and it SHOWS. If I ever figure out how to apply the luminosity levels on video with ffmpeg, and not just a single image, I'll fix them.

You know - I've seen the Twilight Zone on television where they modified it, to appear like tape - it seemed "cheap". I was at my neighbor's place, and we happened upon an episode, and I was like "wait, I have this" and moved the same episode to his television, so he could see it properly. I think they do this so you won't record - you certainly wouldn't want to, it just looks awful.

You might be right about early cameras on phones, but I suspect somebody who knows more than me was fucking around. It is kind of funny as a cat picture. I'm not an expert in photography, but I know a TINY bit about it. I used to work for RCA. People who are like "4K is WAY BETTER than 1080p" - nope. You can tell the difference in video on 720 to 1080 - but above that, unless it's a static image, no. That's why those values were picking. 720 is plenty really. Some mutants can tell the difference between 4K and 8K on a static image, but above 8K - nobody can. I think the default video quality for all of time in the future will be 4K, maybe even 1080p.

EDIT: Apparently SIX episodes were shot on tape of the Twilight Zone:

"The Lateness of the Hour"
"Static"
"The Whole Truth"
"Night of the Meek"
"Twenty Two"
"Long Distance Call"

The Lateness of the Hour I remember, it just looked terrible. I'd like to fix it, if there is an ffmpeg filter for it.

Yeah those channels on the digital over the air antennas show classic reruns that are poor quality like that.
You buy HD TV's and spend money on HD antennas, and the networks intentionally broadcasts in LoFi.

What was limiting about those early digital cameras was the 800 X 600 resolution. Remember that Sony Camera that took pictures and saved them to a floppy disk?
Later came some of the first snazzy Digital cameras like Sony Cool Pic was only 3 mp resolution. But it was the size of the Nokia Chicklet phone with the cool sounding telescoping lens. The resolution, contrast and saturation still sucked though. It wasn't until we got at least 8 mp things started looking up. To me nothing short of 12mp will do.