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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,074,597 views  8,232 comments

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8136   Ceffer   2024 Apr 16, 11:42pm  

UkraineIsTotallyFucked says







You don't have to worry about a thing. The Meth Gators are too paranoid to come out of the sewers or onto shore.
8138   zzyzzx   2024 Apr 17, 6:44am  

Patrick says




May have posted this before. Anyone try it?

Yet still another reason to pay in cash.
8139   Patrick   2024 Apr 17, 9:40am  

zzyzzx says







I visited Mexico City last year, and got Montezuma's revenge just after getting home. Not sure why there was a delay, but glad there was, because it could have been yet more unpleasant on an airplane.
8144   Ceffer   2024 Apr 17, 10:38pm  

Patrick says





You do have to admit it was a free upgrade.
8147   UkraineIsTotallyFucked   2024 Apr 19, 3:57pm  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says






I call bullshit.

Because if this was really patented, Disney would have bought it and bribed Congress to extend it for 200 years.
8148   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 5:02pm  

Corn viagra. Of course it's smut.



8151   AmericanKulak   2024 Apr 21, 7:37pm  

Dunno why, but this made me laugh

Two Generations:

Snowflake Milley films herself being quirky at the IHOP. Zoomer chick looks on with disgust, "What a Quirk Chungus Attention Whore".

8153   richwicks   2024 Apr 21, 10:25pm  

The_Deplorable says


https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1781720652241846625


It's really strange to me that there are people that think animals don't have some sort of intelligence and autonomy in them. They aren't machines. There was no advantage to approaching the diver, but it did. You could argue it's a defect in its programming, like when a person approaches a bison in Yosemite Park. Is this a defect in our programming, or is this is a soul trying to connect?
8155   richwicks   2024 Apr 22, 12:02am  

The_Deplorable says





https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1781705868913803756


I'm past my peak. At 30, I could avoid anything, not now at 50+. As this animal ages, it will be killed by the same type of animal it narrowly escaped. I should be dead, 20 years ago. We are not meant to die of old age, we are designed to be killed by another species at some point. That's the real "natural death".
8158   richwicks   2024 Apr 22, 4:10am  

Ceffer says







You get the same effect by looking away or blinking rapidly. In fact, as I write this I'm looking away, and I can see the image.

AI is our doom.
8159   HeadSet   2024 Apr 22, 6:52am  

Ceffer says





If you just look at the pic, you see a car in the background with a very strange wheel configuration.
8160   Ceffer   2024 Apr 22, 9:32am  

Question is, who are the gate keepers. Most of them engage in stolid misdirection and the real gates are only opened for the so called elites. The rest of us rely on triangulation, projected logic, induction and deduction.
The elites hate that amongst the non bloodline peasants, there are those who can remote view them entirely as they are, in their fetid clouds of predation. The 'elites' try to kill or deceive as many of those as possible, but it is impossible to get them all.
8161   UkraineIsTotallyFucked   2024 Apr 22, 1:22pm  

I can fix her!


8163   rocketjoe79   2024 Apr 22, 3:26pm  

UkraineIsTotallyFucked says





This was the subject of several Alt History SF novels after the 1997 book "Guns, Germs and Steel" debuted. Food for thought, indeed.
8164   richwicks   2024 Apr 22, 6:51pm  

rocketjoe79 says

UkraineIsTotallyFucked says






This was the subject of several Alt History SF novels after the 1997 book "Guns, Germs and Steel" debuted. Food for thought, indeed.


If there was no contact with the "new world", they would have remained in a non technological society until Europe entered as a technological society. Almost all modern advancements like radio, light bulbs (those made vacuum tubes possible), electricity, internal combustion engines, the IC circuit - that was almost all done by Europeans and were all made by European culture.

The reason we ended up with all this technological innovation is because we entered the new world. Now free of church dogma, people were allowed to explore and investigate new ideas instead of being burned at the stake if it was "heresy".
8171   HeadSet   2024 Apr 23, 7:04am  

Ceffer says





Interesting theory. Sub-Saharan Africa that never developed out of the stone age had women running around with their boobs out. Same for Aboriginies, Injuns, and Mokes. Europe, on the other hand, created the Industrial Revolution during the era of prude. Even the Arabs and Turks had an advanced society during the peak of boob hiding Islam.
8172   Patrick   2024 Apr 23, 9:54am  

I do think the need for men to prove themselves to get sex has been an important driver of civilization.

Slutty women, prostitutes, and gayness all undermine civilization by undermining men's motive to accomplish.

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