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tatupu70 says

Like I said–I really don’t see how Glenn Beck could have committed such a heinous crime. I didn’t think he was capable of such an awful act. But the fact that he hasn’t come out publicly and professed his innocence makes me wonder.

Do you wonder about Bill Clinton and Juanita Broaddrick as well? Correct me if I'm wrong, but Bill Clinton never answered a single question regarding Broaddricks' nationally televised interview in which she accused him of rape. Of course we do have Clinton wagging his finger, biting his lip, telling us he never, ever had sex with "that woman, Ms. Lewinsky." So your point is?

I heard the alleged rapist whispered "I'm doing this because I love my country" and cried as he performed his crime.

who will be the one rewriting the constitution to read ..... "freedom to speech (that progressive/liberals agree you should be allowed to say) ..... Just wondering. And only anti-freedom, anti-American, progressive/liberals would even dream up such silly things are adding "hate" in front of a crime, in order to have thought-police. Murder is murder .. but, if the dead guy was known to be a sodomite and the murdering guy was not a big fan of sodomites, the progressive/liberals start spewing that crap about "hate" crime (speech, radio, book, info, .... thought). The mental disorder of liberalism is going to leave a nasty scar on America's soul when it is cut away.

Well, ya'll are just plain crazy. Let me get this straight - a mentally deranged Russian-German man who might possibly have killed one or more young girls while having rough sex with them in the 90's, and has a closerthanthis relationship with an oxycontin addicted future Costa Rican immigrant cross dresses up like Sigourney Weaver in order to obtain a birth certificate to prove he's not an illegal alien?

WTF? I'm just finding out about this now? I demand a congressional inquiry. Headed, of course, by Larry Craig.

simchaland says

That’s all, I’m just asking questions.

You are scary good at that.

It's hard to believe all these crazy allegations, but in all that there must be SOME truth. Maybe he's only a German citizen with no Russian connection. I know some people say he has ties at the highest levels of Russian Mafia, but these must be smear attempts combined with misdirection. That's what they WANT you to think.

:)

Vicente says

simchaland says

That’s all, I’m just asking questions.

You are scary good at that.
It’s hard to believe all these crazy allegations, but in all that there must be SOME truth. Maybe he’s only a German citizen with no Russian connection. I know some people say he has ties at the highest levels of Russian Mafia, but these must be smear attempts combined with misdirection. That’s what they WANT you to think.

But what if the Russian Mafia controls the main stream media? Would that mean that Glen Beck, who is possibly half-Russian, I mean he won't produce his birth certificate, and there must be a reason for this, so who knows, what if he is part of the Russian Mafia and works for Fox News as an agent for main stream media and the Russian Mafia? We're just asking questions folks, that's all. Don't worry, Larry Craig will uncover the truth, I mean he has a wide stance so he has a solid foundation in foot tapping, but what if he's in league with Rush Limbaugh and Sigourney Weaver? Then they could produce a birth certificate saying that Glen Beck isn't Russian, German, or an Illegal Alien. THAT's what THEY want YOU to think.

(Tin foil hats all around. Don't worry, it's on me) ;-)

simchaland says

(Tin foil hats all around. Don’t worry, it’s on me)

Starting a new advice column, have chosen Simchaland as the principal:

Dear Simchaland:
I understand that Glen Beck is a Russian/German Mafia member with an undiagnosed behavioral crying syndrome, possibly due to his lack of documentation to prove nationality. He continues to remain strangely silent about the very serious charges that he killed & raped young girls in the 90's. My question is this:

When creating my homemade tinfoil hat, do I fold it with a peak in the center or do I make it lean to the right? And do I fold a rim around the edge to catch the communications from the mother ship? Finally, I'm out of work, my house is in foreclosure and my unemployment benefits have recently stopped. I can't afford COBRA and my cable teevee has been cut off due to non-payment (I'm using an extension cord from the neighbor's outside electrical outlet); is it okay to use generic dollar-store brand tin foil or should I spring for the expensive stuff at Big Lots?

RayAmerica says

tatupu70 says

Speaking of talk radio–when is Rush heading to Costa Rica?

I’m not a fan of Rush Limbaugh, but please state when he has ever encouraged someone to commit suicide

http://rawstory.com/2009/2009/10/rush-limbaugh-tells-environmental-reporter-kill/

To get back to Malloy's comments in the video.
You don't hear common sense like this very often on the radio.

Nomograph says

Interesting post. What RayRay has demonstrated is that the “leftists” on this board (i.e. everyone except himself, AdHo, and Abe) have absolutely no idea who this guy is or what he’s talking about, nor do any of the listen to AM talk radio much less run around repeating it.
Contrast this with RayRay, who has a huge emotional investment in AM talk radio and basically repeats exactly what he heard that day, branding anyone who disagrees with his AM Messiahs as “leftists”, “freedom haters”, and “rights destroyers”. When you take a step back and look at the big picture, it’s quite childish and silly. Nice job, Ray, and I hope the lesson is not lost on you.

So, to paraphrase you NomoNomo, you agree with the violence that Malloy advocates on his radio show. I honestly do not think you are a hypocrite. Honest (wink, wink).

I looked up "russian malloy" on search engines and got a lot of hits. Does that mean he's a Russian intelligence agent planted here? Although Malloy is a clasically Irish name which points to IRA. Irishmen can be MI6 as we know Scotsman Sean Connery was MI6. Unless of course it's merely an adopted name picked at random. I don't know, but it's certainly interesting. We need to keep asking these kinds of questions.

Jump to 4:00 in this clip:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-29-2010/health-care-slime-machine

Obama is clearly a COMMUNIST, see documentation attached:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-29-2010/moment-of-zen---glenn-beck-teaches-victoria-jackson

elliemae says

simchaland says

(Tin foil hats all around. Don’t worry, it’s on me)

Starting a new advice column, have chosen Simchaland as the principal:
Dear Simchaland:

I understand that Glen Beck is a Russian/German Mafia member with an undiagnosed behavioral crying syndrome, possibly due to his lack of documentation to prove nationality. He continues to remain strangely silent about the very serious charges that he killed & raped young girls in the 90’s. My question is this:
When creating my homemade tinfoil hat, do I fold it with a peak in the center or do I make it lean to the right? And do I fold a rim around the edge to catch the communications from the mother ship? Finally, I’m out of work, my house is in foreclosure and my unemployment benefits have recently stopped. I can’t afford COBRA and my cable teevee has been cut off due to non-payment (I’m using an extension cord from the neighbor’s outside electrical outlet); is it okay to use generic dollar-store brand tin foil or should I spring for the expensive stuff at Big Lots?

Dear Desperate Patriot:

These days it's perfectly acceptable to use the generic dollar-store brand to make your tin foil hat, in fact, the cheaper the foil the better it works. It's perfectly fashionable to make a point at the top and angle it as you suggest. It will allow you to cut off signals coming from specific directions and it would be able to be adjusted. A wide rim is absolutely necessary or the Mother Ship (Didn't you watch V?) might still be able to get signals into you.

If you're a true patriot, you'll divorce yourself completely from all government agencies and utilities. At least you aren't living off the teat of the government in the form of unemployment. Good job! In fact, I'm breaking protocol by using the Internets to type to you right now. I'm placing my liberty in jeopardy just to respond to you only because these are desperate times.

Using your neighbor's electricity is a good way to avoid the electric company but they still send signals through the wires. I suggest you rip out all of your electric wiring in your house and anything metal should go. Otherwise, the hat will be of no use to you.

Yours Truly, Simchaland...

I listen to a number of podcasts. Financial Sense News Hour is one of my favorites. Also, Coast to Coast AM. Alex Jones at infowars.com is interesting.

Coast to Coast has some good stuff at times. I listen to it when the farm report gets me pissed off.

I like to listen to Air America .... oops .... I forgot. The bastion of leftist talk radio went bankrupt.

simchaland says

elliemae says

simchaland says

(Tin foil hats all around. Don’t worry, it’s on me)

Starting a new advice column, have chosen Simchaland as the principal:
Dear Simchaland:
I understand that Glen Beck is a Russian/German Mafia member with an undiagnosed behavioral crying syndrome, possibly due to his lack of documentation to prove nationality. He continues to remain strangely silent about the very serious charges that he killed & raped young girls in the 90’s. My question is this:
When creating my homemade tinfoil hat, do I fold it with a peak in the center or do I make it lean to the right? And do I fold a rim around the edge to catch the communications from the mother ship? Finally, I’m out of work, my house is in foreclosure and my unemployment benefits have recently stopped. I can’t afford COBRA and my cable teevee has been cut off due to non-payment (I’m using an extension cord from the neighbor’s outside electrical outlet); is it okay to use generic dollar-store brand tin foil or should I spring for the expensive stuff at Big Lots?

Dear Desperate Patriot:
These days it’s perfectly acceptable to use the generic dollar-store brand to make your tin foil hat, in fact, the cheaper the foil the better it works. It’s perfectly fashionable to make a point at the top and angle it as you suggest. It will allow you to cut off signals coming from specific directions and it would be able to be adjusted. A wide rim is absolutely necessary or the Mother Ship (Didn’t you watch V?) might still be able to get signals into you.
If you’re a true patriot, you’ll divorce yourself completely from all government agencies and utilities. At least you aren’t living off the teat of the government in the form of unemployment. Good job! In fact, I’m breaking protocol by using the Internets to type to you right now. I’m placing my liberty in jeopardy just to respond to you only because these are desperate times.
Using your neighbor’s electricity is a good way to avoid the electric company but they still send signals through the wires. I suggest you rip out all of your electric wiring in your house and anything metal should go. Otherwise, the hat will be of no use to you.
Yours Truly, Simchaland…

Dear Wise Master:

I ripped the electrical wiring out of my house today as you suggested. Sure wish you would have told me that the tinfoil hat conducts electricity, and that I should have shut off the electricity at the breaker box first... I'm in the ER waiting to be seen by a doc, still smouldering and smelling slightly of burnt meat. Normally I'd be looking over my shoulder, but no one will sit near me. I'm using the interwebs, which I understand is a set of tubes, to communicate. I do think THEY're monitoring my communications and I'm worried.

My hat was destroyed in the accident and I don't know how to get another one. Is it okay to make the hat out of a hamburger wrapper I dug out of a dumpster? Can they find me if I do this?

Smelly-mae.

I bet Mikey jumps in here soon and has his way with this one ... lol

Mikey's too much of a gentleman to have his way with me on the interwebs. But that raises a question for my wise master:

Do they make condoms out of tinfoil?

No condom is sufficient to stop the corruption of our precious bodily fluids with something so degrading as sexual contact. Do you know when condoms became common in our society? Just after World War II. Do you know when fluoridation of our water supply became common? 1946! Coincidence? Do you see where we're going here?

elliemae says

Mikey’s too much of a gentleman to have his way with me on the interwebs.

Mikey's too busy playing chatroulette.

elliemae says

simchaland says
Dear Desperate Patriot:
These days it’s perfectly acceptable to use the generic dollar-store brand to make your tin foil hat, in fact, the cheaper the foil the better it works. It’s perfectly fashionable to make a point at the top and angle it as you suggest. It will allow you to cut off signals coming from specific directions and it would be able to be adjusted. A wide rim is absolutely necessary or the Mother Ship (Didn’t you watch V?) might still be able to get signals into you.
If you’re a true patriot, you’ll divorce yourself completely from all government agencies and utilities. At least you aren’t living off the teat of the government in the form of unemployment. Good job! In fact, I’m breaking protocol by using the Internets to type to you right now. I’m placing my liberty in jeopardy just to respond to you only because these are desperate times.
Using your neighbor’s electricity is a good way to avoid the electric company but they still send signals through the wires. I suggest you rip out all of your electric wiring in your house and anything metal should go. Otherwise, the hat will be of no use to you.
Yours Truly, Simchaland…

Dear Wise Master:
I ripped the electrical wiring out of my house today as you suggested. Sure wish you would have told me that the tinfoil hat conducts electricity, and that I should have shut off the electricity at the breaker box first… I’m in the ER waiting to be seen by a doc, still smouldering and smelling slightly of burnt meat. Normally I’d be looking over my shoulder, but no one will sit near me. I’m using the interwebs, which I understand is a set of tubes, to communicate. I do think THEY’re monitoring my communications and I’m worried.
My hat was destroyed in the accident and I don’t know how to get another one. Is it okay to make the hat out of a hamburger wrapper I dug out of a dumpster? Can they find me if I do this?
Smelly-mae.

Dear Smelly,

I'm so sorry to hear about the travails and the woes that those wires caused you. Perhaps rolling around in fields of lavender will help with the smell. I'm sending you papers that I'd like you to sign. Please don't read them before signing them and ignore the title that says "I hold Simchaland free from any liability, etc..." Just sign them and send them back to me. This is a crucial step on your road to freedom, fellow patriot!

So long as those hamburger wrappers have metal in them, they'll work as a block for the signals. I wouldn't trust them to last though. There's nothing quite as good as aluminum foil or tin foil or any other metal foil for blocking the signals.

I should sign off now before THEY find me.

Yours on the run, Simchaland...

simchaland says

Please don’t read them before signing them and ignore the title that says “I hold Simchaland free from any liability, etc…” Just sign them and send them back to me. This is a crucial step on your road to freedom, fellow patriot!

I signed them and sent them back in a plain brown envelope. To throw people off the trail, I printed "Urgent Delivery - Biomedical Waste - Contact Precautions Required" and used the return address of a medical laboratory. They'll never catch on.

I do have a question about your answer - I didn't read in full the paper that I signed that said, "I hold Simchaland free from any liability, etc…” although the part about absolving myself of my worldly possessions by signing them over to you was kinda goofy (and why did it say "pay to the order of..." on the bottom copy?) The part about dancing in the moonlight with all my single female friends wearing only tinfoil hats at midnight with dueling banjos playing in the background was strangely erotic.

I don't understand why you recommend fields of lavender in which to roll when everyone knows that lavender prefers a well-drained soil that is somewhat sandy, not rich in humus, and slightly alkaline (pH factor between 6.0 and 8.0) - and I live in an area where the soil doesn't meet these requirements. I'm wondering if you ever even listen to me!
Sillymae

Dear Silly,

I finally tracked down your plain brown envelope. I had to win it back from Pamela Anderson who was protesting for PETA naked in front of the medical laboratory because she believed that they were doing animal testing. I won't tell you about the depraved things I had to do to get it back.

Don't worry about the content of the paper. You signed it, that's what's important. Now you're one step closer to complete freedom fellow Patriot! That part about dancing in the moonlight with all of your single female friends wearing only tinfoil hats at midnight with dueling banjos playing in the background was supposed to be a secret message to you that I'm sending you to infiltrate a Wiccan Coven that has attempted to infiltrate our organizations. I want you on the inside, so to speak.

I assure you that I listen to every word you say, dear Patriot! Never doubt it. Now that you have signed on you are an important instrument to bring about total liberation of America from the evil liberal network.

Yours in Christ on the Day He Died For Our Sins.... Simchaland...

simchaland says

I want you on the inside, so to speak.

Sneezed pepsi outta my nose on that one!

simchaland says

I had to win it back from Pamela Anderson who was protesting for PETA naked in front of the medical laboratory because she believed that they were doing animal testing. I won’t tell you about the depraved things I had to do to get it back.

I have porn blocked on my computer due to children... please do tell, it's the closest thing to it I'll ever get. Did it involve feathers, and is her fur the same color all over? Does silicone soften in the sunlight And how do they get animals to sit at those desks and fill in the right box with a #2 pencil (animal testing...)?

Did you have a meaningful conversation with Pamela? Does she know any words with more than one syllable? Did she cry out "Tommy" during the deed? Enquiring minds want to know.