2. So many coronavirus jokes out there. it's a pundemic.
3. Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people.
4.There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens.
5. The WHO has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
6. Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?
It's a long story.
7. I'll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you'll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
8. I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspaper.
Times are rough.
9. What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
The Wurst Kase scenario
10. Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with Covid-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
11.The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that's left is de brie.
No one will be crossing the finish line.
2. So many coronavirus jokes out there. it's a pundemic.
3. Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people.
4.There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens.
5. The WHO has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
6. Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?
It's a long story.
7. I'll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you'll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
8. I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspaper.
Times are rough.
9. What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
The Wurst Kase scenario
10. Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with Covid-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
11.The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that's left is de brie.