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Enough on scientist threads, don't go into science if you're not already rich


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2013 Sep 11, 8:06am   22,721 views  84 comments

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Ok, we've seen threads on the NSA (or some school admin) suppressing a Hopkin's professor's writings, another on federal research grant cutbacks and then, more threads on continuous STEM shortages.

Enough all ready! it's time to explore the truth.

If you are financially independent then sure, please do scientific research. Otherwise, forget about it; get a regular business-type of job/career and move on with life.

The following is a documentary of a bunch of Trustafarians and their guild-ed lifestyles.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/7xhuSxyHWRw

The above are the ones who can do research, otherwise, be ready to join the underclasses.

Here's that clarion call ... "Calling all Trustafarians, become a scientist. Make use of that inheritance and do something for the greater humanity. Your ancestors already banked the billions & you can afford to fly to the Bahamas for the weekend to cool off, if re-running failed experiments starts to get to you. Don't be another party animal in the Hamptons. Leave that to the Nouveau Riche, like a Jay-Z or a Mark Cuban; you've got a higher purpose like being the next Darwin or Maxwell"

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13   curious2   2013 Sep 11, 1:15pm  

Rin says

Today, many STEM shortage myths are getting blasted, left and right, as the general Joe/Jane realize that execs would rather outsource jobs than hire stateside.

That's happening to multiple professions, for multiple reasons. Part of it has to do with the misallocation of public funding: guaranteed student loans have produced more advanced degrees than the private market can absorb, while public funding has failed to provide enough appropriate jobs. The sequester reducing science, at a moment when tremendous advances are within reach, is typical. People who could be developing new cures or restoring lost limbs can't get public funding, so they're working for hedge funds or developing fast food additives. I don't know if in 1988 the NSF could predict the sequester. As I type this, I'm also listening to Hillary Clinton talk about her early career as a young lawyer and wanting to promote legal aid for people who couldn't afford it; the Constitution says you have a right to counsel, but good luck with that if you aren't either rich or destitute. (But I would point out there's always plenty of $ to prosecute drug cases, including throughout her husband's two terms as President.) There isn't a lack of work to be done, there's a misallocation of funding in the most wasteful ways possible, and that's both a cause and a consequence of a context where the most wasteful policies have the biggest markups that can be shared out to political patronage networks.

Anyway my comment to turdpile was an objection to his endless complaints that life was more "enjoyable" before the civil rights act of 1964, and his endless ridiculous claims that there has been "virtually no progress" since then.

14   Rin   2013 Sep 11, 1:47pm  

curious2 says

People who could be developing new cures or restoring lost limbs can't get public funding, so they're working for hedge funds or developing fast food additives. I don't know if in 1988 the NSF could predict the sequester.

NSF's report was based upon lies

http://www.aea.org/documents/tax/nsf_effects_legislation.pdf

And today, such a thing would never have taken off.

As for hedge funds, I work for one today. I'd never give this up for anything because in a few years, I'll be retired and then, I could attend medical school, on my own dime, and pursue whatever research I like.

The point is that no one makes a living, doing science. This fact needs to be made clear to the public. If you're a scientist, you are owned by your university, national lab, or private firm. If you're "owned", then for the most part, your work reflects the desires of your owners. And from my p.o.v., that's not science, that's being a shill of an organization and its mission statement.

15   Entitlemented   2013 Sep 11, 2:00pm  

The only reason we have this blog is because of a line of individuals investing in science.

And some countries who are now leading in Science, Technology, R&D, plan to do more investing in citizens in science:

http://opentoexport.com/article/south-korea-new-basic-plan-for-science-and-technology-july-2013/

16   swebb   2013 Sep 11, 2:11pm  

"No one makes a living as a scientist"

WTF? Seriously?

It's true that you aren't guaranteed a cushy job just because you have a PhD in some scientific field...you have to be worth a shit, be entrepreneurial and / or political, and know what to focus on. If you can't hack it, you won't find yourself making a lot of money in a secure job...but plenty of people make quite good money doing research at the university level.

I'm not saying we do have a shortage, but if you are good and in an area that's hot, you can make good money. If you are a superstar, you can get rich. As a professor. Really.

17   Rin   2013 Sep 11, 2:13pm  

swebb says

I'm not saying we do have a shortage, but if you are good and in an area that's hot, you can make good money. If you are a superstar, you can get rich. As a professor. Really.

Good, meaning pulling in grant money. That's a game onto itself.

Also, changing terms like surface chemistry to nano-catalysis, doesn't make someone hot.

18   freak80   2013 Sep 11, 10:10pm  

Science is a lot like pro-sports. Only the best 1% make it big; the rest end up working at McDonald's.

That's why I got out of science.

19   Rin   2013 Sep 11, 11:09pm  

freak80 says

Science is a lot like pro-sports. Only the best 1% make it big; the rest end up working at McDonald's.

That's why I got out of science.

Yes, but that top 1% to 5% isn't really "top". I know a number of them and what they do is *spin* the work, which used to fall into applied chemistry or applied physics, into new paradigms, wherever the funding hype is oriented like nano*, green/renewable, etc. Biogradable polymers, which was studied, long before I'd entered college for Applied Chemistry/ChemE was later turned into a green phenomena.

In sports, at least for the most part, we know that a top tier player like let's say Kobe Bryant, can pretty much beat many of the world's players, one-on-one [ with a few blown games here and there ] and then, on a well staffed team [ with solid defenders and role players ], win a championship or two. And just like that, many NBA players (minus the ones who got cut during rookie/sopho years) can play quite well in international leagues.

Today, ppl who get money for the sciences tend to be showman than scientists. If you took that elite 5%, chances are, you won't find the superstars of VonNeuman, Tesla, Maxwell, etc, in there like only a couple of generations ago. In a sense, it would like if you took NBA players and suddenly found out that they couldn't play against the Malaysian clubs but because they were dubbed *NBA*, via David Stern, ppl would refuse to accept the fact that the Malay teams actually outperformed them. Stern simply wouldn't give the Malaysian squad the airtime. Collectively speaking, the funding agencies are the metaphorical *David Stern* of the sciences.

20   freak80   2013 Sep 11, 11:21pm  

Rin says

Today, ppl who get money for the sciences tend to be showman than scientists. If you took that elite 5%, chances are, you won't find the superstars of VonNeuman, Tesla, Maxwell, etc, in there like only a couple of generations ago.

True. That's another reason I got out of science.

Maybe science is more like show-business than pro-sports.

21   freak80   2013 Sep 11, 11:22pm  

Remember, Tesla died penniless at the hands of big business assholes.

22   Rin   2013 Sep 11, 11:26pm  

freak80 says

True. That's another reason I got out of science.

Maybe science is more like show-business than pro-sports.

It's gone from being the NBA to the WWE, within a couple of generations.

23   Rin   2013 Sep 11, 11:48pm  

freak80 says

Remember, Tesla died penniless at the hands of big business assholes.

First, had his bonus eaten by Edison.

Then, ripped off by Westinghouse. That was a billion dollar heist.

And finally, blacklisted by JP Morgan for Wardenclyffe Tower, as Morgan never wanted anyone on the Street to finance a power transmission technology without cables.

I think that either guilt or more likely, bad publicity, is why Westinghouse Co paid the New Yorker hotel to let Tesla stay in one of their rooms than in dying on the streets, like Columbus Circle or under the Brooklyn Bridge.

24   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 12:16am  

donjumpsuit says

All of humanities intellectual talent continues to pour into jobs involving finance and law, and to a lesser degree, entertainment (think web more than movies).

Yes, but if you're good and when I say good, I mean authentic (not a showman), would you rather be in finance/law and actually have a decent standard of living or would you rather risk living under the Brooklyn Bridge in your 40s & 50s, when your grant gets cancelled.

25   Sakman   2013 Sep 12, 12:18am  

As a scientist, I can tell you that most scientists and engineers are in fact idiots. The more educated they are, the more likely it is that their learning slowed dramatically after school. It is often stymied by their belief that they are better than others.

Additionally, there is an strong inverse correlation between intelligence and social skills. Unfortunately for scientists, it is the interface of science with sales and marketing that controls the flow of money into their pockets. As a result, inferior products that are effectively marketed are viewed as superior to other more technologically superior products. Additionally, the interface of science with law is entirely in the hands of the lawyers who simply wordsmith without any understanding. So, patent claims that make no sense from a scientific standpoint are upheld preventing real progress.

Take all of this together, and the cost/benefit analysis for science as a whole changes dramatically. As someone who has obtained good value for my time working as a scientist I can tell you that it is not easy to do. There are huge hurdles to overcome in order to be valued. One of the greatest hurdles though is actually becoming valuable as a scientist.

It is much easier to sell real estate, or manage people, or really do just about anything other than bend materials and reality to your will and produce things and understanding that have never existed before. Seriously, go write some code and sell an app. At least in that context you can be creative, use an existing platform, and your mode of marketing is straight forward.

26   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 12:19am  

Sakman says

Seriously, go write some code and sell an app. At least in that context you can be creative, use an existing platform, and your mode of marketing is straight forward.

I concur with this.

27   freak80   2013 Sep 12, 12:21am  

donjumpsuit says

I do my best to enjoy what we have now, because I am young enough to come face to face with the day when it all crumbles.

I pretty much feel the same way.

Half the country is just "waiting for the rapture" or "second coming" so you and I are in good company.

28   freak80   2013 Sep 12, 12:27am  

Sakman,

That's one of the best posts I've seen on Patnet in a long time, IMO. Bravo.

Some of my bitterness is directed inward toward myself. I realize that I'm just not good enough to be "the best of the best"...which is pretty much a requirement to be a paid scientist.

29   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 12:46am  

freak80 says

"the best of the best"...which is pretty much a requirement to be a paid scientist

Perhaps it's just me but I simply don't accept this statement.

I know plenty of paid scientists and I don't see this Kobe Bryant halo. And yes, despite hating the Lakers, I do acknowledge that KB is a great player, top 5 of his generation.

But sure, in order to prove my hypothesis, I'll need to first retire from this hedge fund (which is in the queue), attend medical school (guaranteed graduation date plus clinicals to fall back on), and then, start my own work, outside of the NIH money grubbing system.

If I can produce good work, on my own dime, that's enough for me to say that science work and science funding are often orthogonal than causal.

30   Sakman   2013 Sep 12, 1:15am  

I noticed the attachment of medical arts to science, but did not comment. If the connection that you are drawing between the two comes from the angle of medical research then, hurrah I say! Drawing the correct conclusion through the fog of war created by populations and matrix effects that are present in medical research is, in my opinion, one of the most challenging endeavors in modern science. This is why the results from medical research often fail so spectacularly when we ask them to stand the test of time.

However, there is another reason they fail. The interface of funding with science is not altruistic. Funding institutions pay for the results that they desire, and stop funding to research that provides results that are unwanted. Medical research is a shining example of this tilt in my opinion.

However, if the connection between medicine and science is related to the practice of medicine, I can only say that you are mistaken. There is little science or understanding in the practice of medicine. My many conversations with doctors has shown me that the vast majority know nothing other than standard of care. There is no fundamental understanding of the states that they treat. They act as authorities, but as I'm sure many of you can attest. . . Your ability to self diagnose via the internet is often more accurate and faster than getting the correct diagnosis from the slew of general practitioners and specialists you must pass through to be treated for a state that you could identify on your home computer.

That said, general medical practice is a routine that a trained money could perform. I look forward to a day when software replaces all of them. That said, the well being of too many medical professions depends on the incessant repetition of the simple routine that they are paid so well for. So, the day I hope for may never come.

31   Dan8267   2013 Sep 12, 1:33am  

Rin says

If you are financially independent then sure, please do scientific research. Otherwise, forget about it; get a regular business-type of job/career and move on with life.

The following is a documentary of a bunch of Trustafarians and their guild-ed lifestyles.

Yes, because spoiled rich kids will make the best scientists, and they have the most motivation to enter science. I mean, why would you want to have an orgy party on a yacht with supermodels when you can be a social pariah in a laboratory somewhere while those same supermodels look down on you with disdain. I'm sure science will advance leaps and bounds under that system.

32   Shaman   2013 Sep 12, 2:01am  

Dan8267 says

Rin says

If you are financially independent then sure, please do scientific research. Otherwise, forget about it; get a regular business-type of job/career and move on with life.

The following is a documentary of a bunch of Trustafarians and their guild-ed lifestyles.

Yes, because spoiled rich kids will make the best scientists, and they have the most motivation to enter science. I mean, why would you want to have an orgy party on a yacht with supermodels when you can be a social pariah in a laboratory somewhere while those same supermodels look down on you with disdain. I'm sure science will advance leaps and bounds under that system.

I'm pretty sure the point is that scientists make small wages with erratic job security in this country. Why would our best and brightest settle for a lab job with low wages and little hope of advancement, less of paying off exorbitant student loans for the doctorate which is now the requirement for consideration? How do we convince our next generations to accept these drawbacks for no material gains? And the smarter the kids are, the more likely they are to wise up to the fact that the system is broken, join the world of finance, and start raping homeowners! It's a crying shame, but that's the world in which we live.

33   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 2:19am  

Sakman, I'd mentioned medical school because for all intensive purposes, the world of research allows an MD holder to publish in journals. So thus, even though you and I know that it's really a Masters in Applied Physiology with clinical rotations, that's not the point. The point is access to submitting journal papers and two, a chance to work in a clinical setting, as a fallback to let's call it basic 'bench' support, and finally, unlike a PhD in let's say Applied Chemistry, one's guaranteed a degree in 4 years whereas getting all the work collected and approved and so forth, for a dissertation committee, could take anywhere from 5 to 10 years.

34   HydroCabron   2013 Sep 12, 2:22am  

Rin says

for all intensive purposes

Ouch.

35   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 2:34am  

Dan8267 says

and they have the most motivation to enter science. I mean, why would you want to have an orgy party on a yacht with supermodels

Well, watching the 'Born Rich' documentary, I believe that that's exactly what some of these kids need.

The basic complaints heard is that their great grandparents had all this success in business but then, as offsprings, they have nothing to add to the pie. Well of course, they're bored.

Now, this is where science comes in. If a trustafarian has any inkling, or even a slight interest in the sciences, he can do something, esp if he's the type of person who needs to channel his energy into something.

You see, the Hamptons aren't going away. As a rich man, you can have supermodels, high class escorts, a brothel in Amsterdam or Rio, whenever you want. But then, what do you do, when you're not boinking away? And that's the thing. These kids simply need a focus and then, they can genuinely *feel* like they're *better* than their ancestors. The attitude being, "Take that, J.P. Morgan!"

You and I, however, don't have a way of doing both things, because for the most part, our jobs keep us in a 50 mile radius of the office, 50 weeks per year. If I had millions, I'd fly from my lab in let's say Boston, to Amsterdam, have an orgy for four days, and be back on Weds, to do more work. And during that earlier Mon or Tues, a lab assistant will do some data collection for me. You see, this is the difference between being middle class and being rich. We see the world as a work prison, not a play pen.

36   Dan8267   2013 Sep 12, 2:37am  

Quigley says

How do we convince our next generations to accept these drawbacks for no material gains?

We don't. It's unethical to convince teens and young adults to enter science when it is not in their best interest because science isn't valued by our society. The solution is to value science more. Short of that, America's future is screwed and rightfully so. You reap what you sow.

Quigley says

And the smarter the kids are, the more likely they are to wise up to the fact that the system is broken, join the world of finance, and start raping homeowners!

This has already happened. The best mathematicians are already in the financial fields making mathematical models that maximize profits and socialize the risks. If we took even half the effort that we put into financial modeling and put it in finding a cure for cancer, we'd have the cure already.

That's one of the fundamental problems with capitalism. It's extremely short-sighted.

37   Dan8267   2013 Sep 12, 2:40am  

Rin says

If I had millions, I'd fly from my lab in let's say Boston, to Amsterdam, have an orgy for four days, and be back on Weds, to do more work.

You must be over 30. Males between the ages of 11 and 29 would go for the orgy 7 days a week.

38   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 2:45am  

Dan8267 says

You must be over 30. Males between the ages of 11 and 29 would go for the orgy 7 days a week.

Not a problem, start a lab in Rio :-), issue solved.

39   JH   2013 Sep 12, 3:21am  

Dan8267 says

Rin says

If I had millions, I'd fly from my lab in let's say Boston, to Amsterdam, have an orgy for four days, and be back on Weds, to do more work.

You must be over 30. Males between the ages of 11 and 29 would go for the orgy 7 days a week.

In the lab

40   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 3:21am  

Dan8267 says

It's unethical to convince teens and young adults to enter science when it is not in their best interest because science isn't valued by our society. The solution is to value science more.

Dan, being a scientist in today's time, is akin to that of an artist of sorts. For the most part, kids from middle class backgrounds do not want to be 'starving artists' and thus, that crayon sketch, never blossoms into anything other than a poster in some family's den. Many parents encourage their kids to find a money making profession.

On the other foot, which is why I brought up the Born Rich movie, is that science is seen as *Euro chic* (can't come up with a moniker for this notion), by the elites around the world, provided that you're financially independent and not someone struggling in some lab.

41   JH   2013 Sep 12, 3:22am  

Dan8267 says

It's unethical to convince teens and young adults to enter science when it is not in their best interest because science isn't valued by our society.

Agreed. I am discouraging my kids from following in my footsteps. I am encouraging them to take their analytical thinking into a more lucrative field...hopefully not business though. haha

42   freak80   2013 Sep 12, 3:38am  

Sakman says

However, if the connection between medicine and science is related to the practice of medicine, I can only say that you are mistaken. There is little science or understanding in the practice of medicine. My many conversations with doctors has shown me that the vast majority know nothing other than standard of
care. There is no fundamental understanding of the states that they treat. They act as authorities, but as I'm sure many of you can attest. . . Your ability to self diagnose via the internet is often more accurate and faster than getting
the correct diagnosis from the slew of general practitioners and specialists you must pass through to be treated for a state that you could identify on your home computer.

Well put. Like I said, our whole medical system is a racket.

43   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 3:40am  

Rin says

as *Euro chic* (can't come up with a moniker for this notion), by the elites around the world

Think of Aristotle, Goethe, and their likes. The rich ppl around the world have a sense of admiration for them, provided that they're not in the mud with some peasant folks.

44   freak80   2013 Sep 12, 3:42am  

Quigley says

And the smarter the kids are, the more likely they are to wise up to the fact that the system is broken

Exactly.

45   JH   2013 Sep 12, 3:43am  

Rin says

Rin says

as *Euro chic* (can't come up with a moniker for this notion), by the elites around the world

Think of Aristotle, Goethe, and their likes. The rich ppl around the world have a sense of admiration for them, provided that they're not in the mud with some peasant folks.

Admiration equals money only in Hollywood

46   freak80   2013 Sep 12, 3:46am  

JH says

In the lab

Weird Science! Actually making a girl...

47   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 4:46am  

freak80 says

Weird Science! Actually making a girl...

This guy up in Canada is attempting to do that with actuators and software ...

http://projectaiko.com

48   freak80   2013 Sep 12, 4:47am  

Rin says

This guy up in Canada is attempting to do that with actuators and software ...

Wasn't there a recent Patnet thread about s*x robots?

51   B.A.C.A.H.   2013 Sep 12, 11:05am  

Rin says

changing terms like surface chemistry to nano-catalysis, doesn't make someone hot.

I'll never forget some non-technical techie I met in the shuttle van to the SF on his way to a Nano-Technology Investor Conference in Singapore. Knowing full well the hype and b*lls*t (as a matter of fact I was on my way to an Asian foundry that had recently rebranded itself as a nanotechnology manufacturing center, and was midst of a management edict to convert the units from microns or Angstroms into nm).
He gave me some schpeil on What Is Nanotechnology. I let on like I didn't understand so he offered to explain with examples.
After he did that, I told him, "oh, you mean surface chemistry."

He sure didnt like that and he spent much of the rest of the drive to SF airport making sure that me and the others in the van knew that surface chemistry is NOT NanoTechnology

52   Rin   2013 Sep 12, 12:53pm  

B.A.C.A.H. says

He sure didnt like that and he spent much of the rest of the drive to SF airport making sure that me and the others in the van knew that surface chemistry is NOT NanoTechnology

A long time ago, I was on that van in SF airport and I heard something similar. I think it was a Texan (his accent gave that away), arguing that nano was not the same olde same olde, as back in some Petroleum Eng program in [ Houston/UT-Austin/Rice/Texas A&M ], can't remember the specifics, however. I was beginning to wonder if there was something off about Silicon Valley types or the area in general.

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