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Conspiracy Theories


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2006 Jan 6, 9:58am   7,883 views  56 comments

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Yes, we all know the bubble is done for, past the peak, stick a fork in it, dude. Most of us by now have long since accepted this as a foregone conclusion and have moved on to debating the aftermath. We've all heard the garden variety theories about a coming recession/depression, RE, finance and construction jobs evaporating, GSE/hedge fund bailouts, bear market reflexivity, etc.

Sane, well reasoned theories are NOT what this thread is about --post that stuff somewhere else!

This thread is all about conspiracy theories, the more outrageous and wild-eyed the better. Here are some of my personal favorites:

  • The bubble was a deliberate red-state construct of a new Confederacy, designed to destroy the wealth and power of blue states.
  • The bubble was a deliberate construct of Zionists/Indians/Chinese/[insert scapegoat here], designed to destroy the wealth and power of white America.
  • The bubble was a deliberate construct of wealthy people and bankers, designed to destroy the middle class.
    (Hmmm... come to think of it, this one's not so nutty.)
  • In the post-bubble depression, California and/or other border states will be re-annexed by Mexico (the Aztlan/MEChA conspiracy).
  • In the post-bubble depression, we will witness the return of widespread anti-Mexican/anti-immigrant 1930s-style purges.

    • Do you have any wacky conspiracy theories you'd like to share? (Disclaimer: they don't have to be your own, and you don't have to believe in them.)

    Put on your tin-foil hat and give me a good Deaniac yell: HEEEEEYAAAAHHHH!!!

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    54   surfer-x   2006 Jan 9, 2:20pm  

    HarryRich, let me be the first to say FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR FAT WIFE, FUCK YOUR SUV, AND FUCK YOUR YUPPIE FRIENDS.

    My isn't he profane?

    ps

    FUCK YOU.

    pps

    FUCK YOU

    ppps

    FUCK YOU

    PPPPS

    FUCK YOU

    Did I mention, FUCK YOU?

    55   surfer-x   2006 Jan 9, 2:27pm  

    HarryRich, AKA Feliz Chuck. Jeebus H. Christ, what the fuck is with these head up the ass, assholes? Any head up ass asshole care to comment? To fucking deny there is a housing bubble at this stage in the game is to imply the Pope isn't a Nazi. Ok, so you can split a hair because the Pope actually was only a member of the Hitler youth. Read the fucking blog title, HOUSING CRASH. Oh shit, I'm sorry, this would imply you actually knew how to read.

    Mr UP, can I kindly borrow your bull-horn as i wish to drive around in my car yelling FUCK out the window to all the McDebtors*.

    *Note: this does not imply in any manner, shape or form that Mr. UP or his affiliates are in any way McDebtors. Mr UP is clearly a man of means, and personally I would feel lucky to lick his toilets.

    56   KurtS   2006 Jan 10, 2:33am  

    Good morning my Renter Friends!
    America is terrific! Good to use other people’s money to make us rich!

    Ever wonder why people come here to gloat? Is "owning" really something worth bragging about? Our house is a lot of work, especially this winter.

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