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In honor of the hundreds of billions of dollars being funneled to support the LGBTQ cause, the dollar sign has officially been added as the newest member of the acronym.

"Money is a critical, critical part of this community," said trans activist Chesly Chester. "We hope this change reflects just how much we truly value money."

Despite humble beginnings, the LGBTQ$ movement has transformed into a financial juggernaut over the past two decades, raking in billions upon billions of dollars. "We've got cash pouring in from universities, corporations, governments - the gay cause was an amazing investment," said DEI Officer Martha McKnight. "We are proud to officially welcome the dollar sign to the acronym. It‘s the driving force behind 99.9% of what we do."

While the addition of money to the acronym has been generally praised, there have been a few naysayers. "There will always be intolerant bigots who are unwilling to hand over their money to the LGTBQ$ community," said Mr./Mrs. Chester. "Now that we've added the dollar sign, to deny us money is to deny our existence. It's literally genocide. So, yeah - hand over your wallet."

At publishing time, a coffee chain had declined to give the LGBTQ$ community ten million dollars in advertising, resulting in the immediate rise of the Fourth Reich.

AUSTIN, TX — A local man found himself facing charges of blasphemy after he was caught walking on the city's hallowed rainbow crosswalk without removing his sandals in reverence.

"Everyone knows that our local Rainbow Walk is holy ground," said City Councilperson Vlim Shmelvo. "When cis-males deign to tread upon our sanctified spaces with shodden feet, it makes our community feel unsafe!"

The man, Paul Bradford, had attempted to plead ignorance when he was confronted by a large group of angry pro-LGBTQ activists. "I honestly didn't even realize I did it," he had said as he was being backed up against a wall. "I don't understand! It's just a crosswalk! Aren't we supposed to walk on it?"

The angry mob then gasped audibly before seizing him and taking him to the local authorities. "JUST A CROSSWALK?! JUST A CROSSWALK?!" members of the crowd were heard screaming.

Bradford was unaware of the city's new law that makes it illegal for straight people to use rainbow crosswalks without removing their shoes and vocally apologizing as they walk across. "When you use the rainbow crosswalk, you must remove your shoes, for where you are standing is holy ground," said Enrique Marquez, minister at the Center for LGBTQ Faith. "Failure to show the proper reverence to the rainbow crosswalk is blasphemy, and the guilty person shall be cut off from among their people."

LGBTQ activist organizations were reportedly asking for the death penalty to be considered as punishment for Bradford's crime.

At publishing time, Bradford agreed to a deal that would allow him to avoid execution by spending the rest of his life crawling on his hands and knees when using rainbow crosswalks.

Professor Derrick Jensen is out here spittin' truth. It's an old video, but one most of you haven't seen because our tech lords don't want you to know the pedos are behind the rainbow flag movement.

[Strong language and content warning]

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A professor plays “Queer Theory Bingo” with students to demonstrate how a defense of pedophilia was foundational to the movement

All while activists shout him down for “hate”

If you’ve never seen this video watch it now👇

https://twitter.com/AuronMacintyre/status/1670109453473939456



Every founding document of "queer theory" and the academic basis for the LGBT movement, including the LGBT movement, is tied to these academics who not only approved of homosexuality but on the same grounds argued for pedophilia.

Foucault, Gayle Rubin, Pat Califia, Judith Butler... the list goes on.

There's almost no queer theorist who doesn't also argue for pedophilia.

Are you paying attention yet?

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Would you trust your child with this person at a daycare?

A New Hampshire "woman" employed at a daycare in Tyngsborough, Mass., was arrested this morning on child exploitation and child pornography charges.

"Lindsay" Groves, 38, of Hudson, N.H., was charged with one count of sexual exploitation of children and one count of distribution of child pornography. Groves, who is currently in custody, will appear in federal court in Boston at a later date.

According to the charging documents, Groves worked at Creative Minds located in Tyngsborough, Mass. It is alleged that, between May 2022 and June 2023, Groves took nude images of children at the day care and sent the photos to an individual with whom she was previously in an intimate relationship. Specifically, Groves allegedly used natural bathroom breaks for the children (routine diaper/pull-up changes prior to “naptime”) to take multiple photos of the prepubescent children in a private bathroom and then sent the photos to the individual via text message.

Drag marchers spark outrage with ‘we’re coming for your children’ chant at NYC Pride event

" https://nypost.com/2023/06/24/drag-marchers-spark-outrage-with-chant-at-nyc-pride-event-were-here-were-queer-and-were-coming-for-your-children/ "

https://notthebee.com/article/were-here-were-queer-were-coming-for-your-children

Thousands of protesters have gathered outside the Los Angeles Dodgers stadium over the baseball team’s decision to honor an anti-Christian drag queen group.

Pride Is The Flag Of American Occupation
JOY PULLMANN
JUNE 26, 2023

The United States is undergoing a regime change, and the pride flag is its emblem. ...

This regime change has been more than a century in the making. Initially, it flew under the Stars and Bars while hollowing out its meaning. Now it has its own emblem, the pride flag.

This year we witnessed the American government’s elevation of that pride flag to a place of competition and sometimes dominance over the American flag. Notoriously, the White House participated earlier this month.

U.S. military installations have been doing this for years. According to The U.K. Independent, U.S. embassies have “been raising the rainbow banner during Pride Month since 2011. In 2019, [when Trump’s administration allowed pride flags but not on the same pole as the U.S. flag], many US embassies defied or found a way around the new policy, something one anonymous diplomat called a ‘category one insurrection.'”

This year, U.S. embassies flew pride flags in places where it’s obvious that would offend and repulse the local populace, including in Vatican City, multiple Muslim nations, Russia, and Singapore. This year the U.S. ambassador to Poland marched in Warsaw’s pride parade to make a statement against the Polish government, a NATO ally. Damaging foreign relations is apparently a price U.S. military leaders are willing to pay for flying the flag that stands for erasing the constitutional rights that members of the military swear to protect.

Identity Politics Is Regime Change
The pride flag is not merely a symbol of sexual license. It is also a symbol for using identity politics to erase the original U.S. Constitution.

That is clear because the pride legal agenda includes erasing key constitutional protections that are meant to apply to all equally, meaning without regard to private sexual behavior. It requires enforcement by a bureaucracy that in its very existence violates the constitutional division of powers between legislative, judicial, and executive. Uniting these, Father of the Constitution James Madison said, is tyranny.

The legal, activist, and cultural entities forwarding the pride agenda seek nothing less than the erasure of free speech, freedom of association, freedom of the press, republican checks and balances, the nuclear family, the parent-child bond, the marital bond, and legal protections for minors based on their incapacity for self-governance. This is clear from their legislative activity, which includes “hate speech” laws that gag people from speaking about their ideas even in private, and stripping kids from their parents’ protection.

Very quickly displacing homosexuals, the current tip of this spear is the transgender movement. Before that, it was the other identity politics groups: every ancestry except for European, and — what seems like forever ago — feminism. Who knows what next entity will be used to groom Americans into accepting the further erasure of our natural rights; perhaps it’s furries.

The pride flag is now the flag of identity politics. The version the White House flew expresses this directly, with the additional stripes representing every ethnicity except one. Identity politics is incompatible with the U.S. Constitution. Enshrining it in American law is in fact a tacit regime change. ...

They Erased Civil Rights in the Name of Civil Rights ...

Another is Age of Entitlement, by writer and scholar Christopher Caldwell. He explains how well-intentioned 1960s civil rights laws immediately turned into a body of law and institutions that work to overthrow the Constitution.

“The legitimacy of civil rights legislation rested on the belief that it would be a transitional measure, leading to a stable, racially mixed society,” Caldwell writes on page 278. “Professing to oppose racial distinctions in the South, while introducing them on a nationwide basis via affirmative action and other programs, would have been illogical, hypocritical, and unjust if done on a permanent basis. The extra rights of protection and redress that minorities enjoyed were admissible as stopgaps — not as permanent parts of the Constitution. Permanent, though, is what they became.”

The Civil Rights Act of 1964, he notes, ultimately comprised “a legislative repeal of the First Amendment’s implied right to freedom of association.” It also created the possibility for the Democratic Party to become a permanent majority by selling Americans’ universal legal protections for the votes of incompatible identity blocs repaid with entitlements. ...

Pride is not a distraction from basic government, it’s a replacement.

I searched for “Pride Parade Russia” and “Pride Parade China” but found nothing. Zero.

So.

In reviewing these scenes — and many others — I encountered a range of thoughts and emotions. First, I think it is far too simple to say “let adults do what they want as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone.” If that is true, then explain all the historical laws against public intoxication, public obscenity, and public nuisance. What didn’t our predecessors know?

Second, what exactly are these parades celebrating? I mean, EXACTLY? Spell it out for me. Because watching them, it is difficult to avoid a clear sense that the celebration is really about the corruption and collapse of the traditional male identity into full-on depraved licentiousness.

Finally, at some point, I started becoming less offended by the perverted displays IN the parades and more offended by the people who were attending, especially those dragging children along. It is difficult to fathom how any parent with intact, functional protective instincts thinks their children would not be harmed by seeing … whatever this is.

What the fuck is the Fed doing sponsoring a sodomy/pedo parade?

SEATTLE, WA — A man sitting in state prison for exposing himself to kids at a local playground is kicking himself that he didn't just wait and do it at a pride parade instead.

"Man, I'm so mad at myself!" convicted sex offender Lester Carlyle said in an interview with reporters earlier this week. "I'm sitting here serving time for lewd conduct toward minors; I should have just waited until June and then I could have exposed myself in front of tons of kids with absolutely zero consequences and their parents would have cheered me on!"

Carlyle said he didn't realize all he needed to do to escape legal trouble was throw on a feather boa and whip out his genitals in public in a pride parade.

"Dagnabit, I'm such a newb. Look at those other guys, waving their bait and tackle around in front of kids without a care in the world! If only I'd grabbed a pride flag that day I went to the park I might be eating lunch on the front lawn of the White House instead of in this dank jail cell!"

Carlyle said he plans on coming out as gay as soon as he gets out of jail and will be attending as many family-friendly pride events as possible. State leaders in Washington declined to comment on the matter, directing reporters instead to the state's "It's not criminal pedophilia if it happens during the month of June and the person doing it is queer" policy.

Sexual criminality is deeply tied to gender ideology
By Debra Soh
June 27, 2023

On Thursday, Stacie-Marie Laughton, a former New Hampshire state representative and the nation’s first transgender -identifying lawmaker, was arrested for allegedly distributing child pornography. Laughton has faced prior charges for stalking, credit card fraud, and making a bomb threat.

The case is connected to a childcare center in Massachusetts , involving children who are believed to be as young as age three. A woman who worked at the daycare and who has been romantically linked to Laughton allegedly took photos of the children during diaper changes, sending them to Laughton over the course of 2,500 alleged text messages. ...

Frankly speaking, a potential motivator for transition in men is easier access to children. In my opinion, this is another reason why so many in recent years have decided to identify as women or "nonbinary," and why they are so enthusiastic about pushing radical gender theory on kids.

Adults exposing themselves to children in public is supposed to be illegal and a surefire way of ending up on the sex offender registry. But it’s gotten to the point where even the cops knew better than to try enforcing the law during a state-sanctioned religious festival. Any officer who stepped in to stop the public grooming would’ve been personally and professionally destroyed, and that’s because we’re in the midst of a full-blown renormalization of society driven by the progressive Left.

As Austin Macintyre points out, this cycle of renormalization is a 4-step process:

Step one: They claim nothing is happening and accuse anyone who notices of lying.

Step two: They reluctantly acknowledge that some isolated incidents might be happening, but insist that those who cry foul are motivated by bigotry.

Step three: They admit it’s happening, but assert that most folks aren’t opposed to it and that those who make such a fuss are the real problem.

Step four: They celebrate that it’s always been happening, force people to participate, and threaten the livelihoods of anyone opposed.

It’s pretty apparent that we’re at the “Sure, maybe gay men are prancing around naked in front of kids, but it’s fine, actually” phase of the renormalization discourse. And it is a slippery slope indeed. We have every reason to believe that things will accelerate even more from this point forward. ...

Ours is now a culture in which adults expose themselves to children without fear of consequences, but you can be arrested for quoting the Bible at a Pride parade.

DERRY, ME — In the wake of public outcry over the murderous evil clown Pennywise telling the townspeople "I'm coming for your children," the local NBC affiliate is assuring residents that the demonic creature is totally harmless and only joking.

"He's a clown, for goodness sake!" said news correspondent Jake Jacobsen. "Wild, red hair…bright red clown nose. He even gives out red balloons to kids! What harm could he possibly mean when he says he's coming for your children?"

Fear and uproar swept through town after Pennywise began enticing children and making it very clear that he would be targeting their children. "He's obviously not someone you would want your children around," said concerned Derry citizen Joseph Brock. "I saw him climbing out of a storm drain. It looked like he had blood on his clothes. Does that seem normal to anyone?"

In spite of mounting evidence that Pennywise desires to dismember and kill the children of the town, the NBC affiliate stood by its defense of the clown. "Look, everyone expresses their love for children in different ways," Jacobsen continued. "It's not our place to tell anyone how they should or should not behave toward kids. Anyone who thinks Pennywise should stay away from children is clearly just a bigot."

At publishing time, as reports came in that Pennywise had ripped off a young boy's arm and pulled him into a storm drain, NBC issued a statement that the clown was just trying to help him find shelter during a rainstorm.

This pedo kidnapped 60,000 children and confessed on
live TV.