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Patrick
2020 Apr 9, 10:30pm
Patrick
2020 Apr 9, 10:30pm
https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-drops-out-as-campaign-goals-of-locking-everyone-up-destroying-economy-already-achieved
BURLINGTON, VT—Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the presidential race since his campaign goals have already been achieved. These goals consisted mostly of locking everyone up in gulags and destroying the economy.
As the coronavirus panic has already accomplished the aims of his socialistic policies, Sanders realized the country didn't need his public service anymore. Unemployment has skyrocketed, grocery stores have empty shelves, and everyone is confined to their homes on penalty of arrest. This "idyllic paradise" is exactly what Sanders wanted in the first place, so he says he can leave the race satisfied that his vision has been achieved.
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WookieMan
2020 Apr 10, 6:43am
WookieMan
2020 Apr 10, 6:43am
NoCoupForYou says
I know this one is obviously a meme and made up, but it makes me laugh every time I see it. Word salad is an understatement. More like word blender.
"Hey Fats, I was on the Obama Team. Obamacare! Dog Pony Solider, Corn Pop! This President! Push up fats, thanks for having me here for the Idaho Primary, first in the nation."
I know this one is obviously a meme and made up, but it makes me laugh every time I see it. Word salad is an understatement. More like word blender.
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Edit: Forgot the link - https://www.vox.com/2020/4/8/21182671/bernie-sanders-ends-campaign-medicare-for-all-legacy
Source was chosen for comedy.....