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just_dregalicious says

I am against the death penalty not because murderers do not deserve it, but because there is no restitution for mistakes. Too many inmates convicted of rapes/murder exonerated by new DNA evidence after years in prison. The public does not like to see a hideous rape/murder go unsolved, so the pressure is on for the police to find a perp and get a conviction somehow.

WookieMan says

Yes and it's the reason I don't think Biden will end up being the nominee. They're going to plug someone else in. I'm pretty convinced of that now. Biden can't win unless he's been playing a game and faking what seems like serious illness. I think they got him as a consensus candidate and then will swap him out. If it was Bernie they would have had to go with him or there would have been riots. Biden is the easier swap out candidate if that makes sense.

100%. He can't even get through a few minutes of heavily scripted, heavily coached, not-exactly-live "town hall" with several Leftist Youtubers without flubbing and ending up creating word salad. Shit, look at the Dem debates, he would have moments of clarity interspersed with moments of "Hey Fats, I was on the Obama Team. Obamacare! Dog Pony Solider, Corn Pop! This President! Push up fats, thanks for having me here for the Idaho Primary, first in the nation."

In a one-on-one debate, he'll make poor Admiral Stockdale seem coherent and articulate in comparison

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-drops-out-as-campaign-goals-of-locking-everyone-up-destroying-economy-already-achieved

BURLINGTON, VT—Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the presidential race since his campaign goals have already been achieved. These goals consisted mostly of locking everyone up in gulags and destroying the economy.

As the coronavirus panic has already accomplished the aims of his socialistic policies, Sanders realized the country didn't need his public service anymore. Unemployment has skyrocketed, grocery stores have empty shelves, and everyone is confined to their homes on penalty of arrest. This "idyllic paradise" is exactly what Sanders wanted in the first place, so he says he can leave the race satisfied that his vision has been achieved.

NoCoupForYou says

"Hey Fats, I was on the Obama Team. Obamacare! Dog Pony Solider, Corn Pop! This President! Push up fats, thanks for having me here for the Idaho Primary, first in the nation."

I know this one is obviously a meme and made up, but it makes me laugh every time I see it. Word salad is an understatement. More like word blender.