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Well, since this is clearly a thunderdome thread now....

PAMPA, TX—Local man Peter Elliott, who calls nearly every person he argues with online a “precious snowflake,” is still getting severely offended at the slightest criticism of President Donald Trump, sources confirmed Monday.

Not, this isn't CIC. It's just another idiot like him. Unfortunately, in our country there are many petty, bitter men who never made anything out of their life. These losers attack any person they can because their own lives are so miserable. This particular man is evidently living in Texas, and CIC smells of New Jersey. So, no, it's just another one of the multitudes of losers out there.

The real problem is that wretches like CIC are not that uncommon.

Ironman says

CIC is a boy with no penis who obsesses over the penis sizes of other men. Yeah, nothing gay about that. CIC, come out of the closet and you'll be happier. And if you really want to know how big my penis is, just check your VCR for a tape labeled CIC Daughter Gangbang. I'm in there somewhere.

I'm not normally for abortion, but I'd make an exception for CIC's mother. I'd go back in time and pay for the damn thing myself.

CIC is like Gerard Butler, if Gerard Butler were a talentless, penniless, homeless dude covered in pissed and and talking incoherently about the government spying on his thoughts.

The good thing about CIC is that if an alien warship ever scanned the Earth and read his posts, the aliens would conclude that there is no intelligent life on Earth to wipe out and would just move along.

CIC offers hope to all married couples that no matter how bad things get, at least their marriage isn't like his.

Why is that fat goat covered in flour? CIC was looking for the wet spot.