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Start slinging century and regal movie tickets to teenagers - buy in bulk and price halfway between wholesale and retail. Just don't make it too obvious and get the po po involved.
Who needs a job when you can buy a Web cam, setup a chaturbate account, and accumulate more tokens then you'd know what to do with. Just have to give the people what they want
Who needs a job when you can buy a Web cam, setup a chaturbate account, and accumulate more tokens then you'd know what to do with. Just have to give the people what they want
Is there an bestiality version of chaturbate that CIC could make money with? Maybe cowturbate?
Is there an bestiality version of chaturbate that CIC could make money with?
No chance, those people would be repulsed by him. On second thought, maybe they'd pay him to go away
On second thought, maybe they'd pay him to go away
Holy shit! You just found a way for Patrick.net to make money!
Yea, accept Patrick already charitable donated that option to us and we're all too stupid to utilize the good old ignore button
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I'm sorry that this happened to you. It's never easy no matter the circumstances. Remind yourself that you've always landed on your feet before and no matter how bad something seems at the time, somehow these changes tend to result in a better situation than you had before.
Hang in there and try to enjoy some things that you didn't have time to do when you were working.
I'm sorry that this happened to you. It's never easy no matter the circumstances. Remind yourself that you've always landed on your feet before and no matter how bad something seems at the time, somehow these changes tend to result in a better situation than you had before.
Now, now, Turtledove, the Captain doesn't want to hear that liberal bullshit. He wants the strong arm of conservative philosophy.
Captain, you lost your job because you are a lazy thug, probably on drugs, with low moral character. If you had been more productive the job creators would have never fired you. The fact that you were an employee itself indicates that you are a lazy, good-for-nothing welfare queen. You are a job taker, not a job maker! If you had the sense to excel at insider trader and not get caught, or if caught not prosecuted, then you wouldn't have this problem.
Now either start a corporation and exploit third world labor or go sign up for Obamacare like the rest of the commies!
Captain, you lost your job because you are a lazy thug, probably on drugs, with low moral character.
Shouldn't we drug-test these people before paying them unemployment? And what if they use that money to pay for an abortion?
It was a joke people...
Being jobless has better benefits than being employed.
It was a joke people...
Being jobless has better benefits than being employed.
Perhaps I missed something... What's the joke, exactly? Next, will we "joke" about having terminal illnesses?
Perhaps I missed something... What's the joke, exactly? Next, will we "joke" about having terminal illnesses?
Right, yea because losing your job is analogous to having a terminal illness
I find it surprising that half of you mutts are employable at all...
Being jobless has better benefits than being employed.
Sure, if you've got money in the bank (or brokerage account), it certainly beats working.
The question is if you can get those dividend checks to replace your quarterly income. That's when you're golden.
Right, yea because losing your job is analogous to having a terminal illness
No, it's analogous to lying about a serious issue that generates a great deal of sympathy.
Between the Captain, CIC, and the Indigiot, they took all the stupid there is and made it their own.
Said shit breath
The only competition indigenous has for dumbest motherfucker, aside from call it crazy, is us dumb mother fuckers that read their crap, and respond to it. And we're probably even dumber, because we do it voluntarily. They can't help but be literally retarded
Now where have we seen that as an historical rhetorical tactic? Let's see, Cap's a Republican, talks like a Republican, treats facts as a Republican does. Where have we heard this before?
OMG! Are you saying that Hillary is a REPUBLICAN? Does Bill know?
The only competition indigenous has for dumbest motherfucker, aside from call it crazy, is us dumb mother fuckers that read their crap, and respond to it. And we're probably even dumber, because we do it voluntarily. They can't help but be literally retarded
Damn don't that post just wreak of intelligence? Well you have to admit it wreaks of something anyway...
That's why I don't rent to people with jobs! I only rent to those on fixed incomes. Fixed income people are gold mines, weather they get welfare, pensions or disability, their money is guaranteed for life and I will always get m rent payment and I know when they get their direct deposit.
Sheeple work for someone else. Entrepreneurs don't have jobs they own the company.
Clock in you 99%s.
It was a joke people...
Being jobless has better benefits than being employed.
Perhaps I missed something... What's the joke, exactly? Next, will we "joke" about having terminal illnesses?
You don't get it. The Captain has the same level of humor sophistication as the dog from Up.
Weren't you a computer programmer? Operate on your own schedule, work when you feel like it kinda deal? Is there a huge difference between that and unemployment?
I've really enjoyed the comments. Weather you are unemployed, suffering from a terminal illness, a renter or slumlord who discriminates against the working poor, part of the 99%, 1%, 47%, Republican, Liberal, or simply an asshole troll, you all provided me with a laugh. Thanx!
I've really enjoyed the comments. Weather you are unemployed, suffering from a terminal illness, a renter or slumlord who discriminates against the working poor, part of the 99%, 1%, 47%, Republican, Liberal, or simply an asshole troll, you all provided me with a laugh. Thanx!
You're welcome bitch.
Is there a huge difference between that and unemployment?
No!
I have to eek out a living everyday.
I have to eek out a living everyday
For most people, it's "eke out," but you whine and whimper all day about your victimization, so for you it's "eek".
Cept he is not whining, he does not know how, that is a quality perfected by the libbys.
Cept he is not whining
Jesus fuck.
What is discriminate, and why is discrimination selectively criticized but the just the way it is with every thing else in life.
Just a few days ago some kid with down syndrome was told he can't wear a varsity Letter Jacket.
There's discrimination all over the damned place, fat discrimination, beauty, health, age, income, and even education.
Our society has never been more discriminatory since the Dixie south. You couldn't be anymore discrimination than living/hiding behind exclusive gated communities because of the "Good Schools".Kiss my ass "Discrimination" that's a bigger fucking bunch of bullshit than the most biggest creepiest charleton tent revival evangelical, and you phony cock suckers know it.
Try being fat, broke, white, straight and over 60 are we going sing a sad song for that demographic or they don't rate?
Keep your religious beliefs to yourself, friend. Don't inflict them on everyone else.
How is that any different than religious people feeling like there's some sinister Gay Liberal agenda where Gayness is being shoved down their throats, so much so to the point.
That if your grey drabby and proabably the worse choice Bakery or Bridal shop was hand chosen by a activist lawyer/gay wedding planner, to service a gay wedding. Now normally no party invovled would dare go to Ward and June Cleaver's crappy bridal shop and bakery but it will be a lucrative business making people perform services they are morally opposed to doing.
If they don't then they'll be sued and made the poster child for the 2016 typical biggot republian voter.May the best exceptional rights win. The right for gays to marry and right to be repulsed.
It was a joke people...
He said that the pay sucks but that the benefits are great. Seemed to me that he lost his job but he's not sweating it. But then again, I'm anti-semantic.
Fuck I'm hilarious.
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The pay sucks but the benefits are great.