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Dan8267 says

Help me decide which gift to get Call It Crazy.

You're the expert, you decide.

I think he'd want to use them both at the same time.

Dan8267 says

I think he'd want to use them both at the same time.

Dan, I'm sure you can use better sex toys than those available at the 99cent store.
Try these...
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/g3800/sex-toys/

Since he is living in NJ, specifically ocean county, I would say a gift certificate to a cancer clinic would be the most thoughtful gift. He'll be needing it sooner or later.

A subscription to his favorite AM radio program.

And a "Father Coughlin, the later years" coffee mug.

CL says

And a "Father Coughlin, the later years" coffee mug.

That's a lovely gift notion!

Even better than my idea of an KKK Ebola hazmat hood!