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2014 Nov 5, 2:05pm   14,784 views  46 comments

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CaptainShuddup says

This list of things Liberals have ruined.

His list of things liberals have ruined

1)Electric Light
2)Soap
3)Documentaries with a REAL educational purpose, that educate people on a topic, instead of using it as a ploy to inject a runaway President's rogue agendas.
4)Cars
5)The joys, pains and discoveries of Childhood(God forbid a kip points at another Kid, he will be in the liberal national news as the poster child for the NRA.)
6)The Freedom of political choice, being considered a healthy democracy. (Best not vote for anyone, less you run it by your Liberal friends, neighbors and family and all of the general pain the ass Liberal knowitall's on the internet web forums first.)
7)Checking out the Hot women, it will get you fired, and a sexual harassment lawsuit.
8)Food better run the next bite of food you put in your mouth by Bloomberg and his fink-bastard cronies first. It might make you fat, but here drink this health shake, it might give you cancer in 20 years, who knows. But at least you're not eating Fat and Sugar.
9)Refreshments, can't even drink a soda with out them being all up in it.
10)Education they make a big show to let everyone know just how smart they are, and just how dumb everyone else is. They practically own the Education system in a America. And are turning out the dumbest sons of bitches the world has ever seen since the Neanderthal.
11)Family Unit in the community. There's more love for a house load of escaped convicts holed up in Ward and June Cleaver house with them in the basement with a bullet in each of their head. Than there is for Ward and June Cleaver.

Oh and get this: He claims to be an independent and that he used to be a democrat. But you know, that was way way way back,...you know,... before the "libruls" took over.

hahaha !

#politics

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1   elliemae   2014 Nov 5, 4:07pm  

Sadly, my favorite Cap'n posts are all from 2006-2009. He was funny and had interesting things to say.

2   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 5, 11:03pm  

That's because the truth is only funny when it's about the other guys party Elliemae.

That's a pretty good Marcus, at least you listen and you're not all just puke out Liberal bullshit and plug your ears.

That being said, refreshments isn't the Liberals fault, the beverage industry has been fucked up for years in this country. The shit barely moves, and the Liberals know it. It's low hanging fruit that Liberals Shit heads can look like they are doing great things. When in reality you are helping businesses and stores get it out of their store without alienating their shoppers. There isn't even any sugar in 90% of the soft drinks sold out there today. Artificial sweetener is cheaper to make. But they don't sell as well, and real sweeteners are too expensive to go back to. So they would rather get them out of their store. You don't think 7-11 didn't have enough money to sink Bloomberg's career until he was an unknown popper living in squallier if they wanted to?

He did them a huge favor outlawing the Big Gulp, there's no profit in them they are a losing proposition, the material to make the cups, the ice it takes to fill them and the beverage that goes in them. All for under a dollar.

They didn't fuck up Cars, Ralph Nader did.

3   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 5, 11:59pm  

marcus says

Even the fact that they are so sure that they are best for this country, that they would gladly rather do harm to the country than to let a democrat be successful and gain political power.

What has the last 6 years been?

Listen did the Repubicans visit all of the Obaminions, and tie them to their bed posts and prevent them from getting out to vote?
Or do you honestly believe that the Koch brothers, are such talented public speakers that they convinced them to stay home and not vote?

This is the case of the Liberals took enough rope to hang them selves in grand fashion. Just like I warned you they would early on after the 2008 November election win. It was obvious you bastards didn't have respect for no fucking body but your elites selves. Fucking Hollywood and Hiphop stars had more political clout than any Kennedy in the history of the Democrat party. While real people with real problems were marginalized and attacked as being racist for not being happy with long term unemployment and the average gas price of this mans administration has been over $3.85 a gallon.

You people are the evilest bastards that ever wave a flag on American soil.
Yet you constantly referred to people with traditional values and loved their families as Taliban terrorists.

Not everyone in America is a flaming retarded Poof.

4   elliemae   2014 Nov 6, 1:01am  

CaptainShuddup says

That's because the truth is only funny when it's about the other guys party Elliemae.

Actually, the talk wasn't all political back then and you were much more entertaining. You've become a single message poster, and it's all about the Libs ruining your life.

Yawn.

5   Bigsby   2014 Nov 6, 1:05am  

CaptainShuddup says

You people are the evilest bastards that ever wave a flag on American soil.

Yet you constantly referred to people with traditional values and loved their families as Taliban terrorists.

Not everyone in America is a flaming retarded Poof.

Have you had a brain aneurysm?

6   humanity   2014 Nov 6, 1:51am  

IT's true that even democrats aren't happy with the health care plan that our corrupt government would allow them to have.

But the problem isn't that the government is too liberal. The problem is that the government isn't NEARLY liberal enough. This is something that most intelligent people understand very well.

And it's in this context that your message seems so incredibly deranged.

I'm not suggesting that democrats aren't far too owned by corporations and banks. It's just the the republics are far worse, and in many cases truly insane. You know this is true. Democrats these days are to the right of what was center 40 years ago. And republicsns are way to the right of that.

Your message doesn't sound like it's even authentically from you. It sounds like you're s paid shill.

What I mean by that is it isn't believable. I don't believe that you believe your BS.

Yes, when all the pissed off people that eat up the hate from the right wing entertainment complex show up to vote, and too many moderates and liberals don't show, the republicans win. IT's not surprising at all.

7   Strategist   2014 Nov 6, 2:29am  

elliemae says

Sadly, my favorite Cap'n posts are all from 2006-2009. He was funny and had interesting things to say.

you guys have been putting up with each other for all these years? Wow.

8   justme   2014 Nov 6, 2:38am  

Call it Crazy says

Considering he only registered in March 2012, I would say her Dementia seems to be acting up...

CaptainShuddup used to have another username, whatshisname again ?

9   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 6, 8:35am  

Call it Crazy says

Considering he only registered in March 2012, I would say her Dementia seems to be acting up...

I've been here since 2006, I used to post in the old forum until Patrick closed it and directed traffic here. I have been Tenpoundbass, and Tenouncetrout, TPB, then DONE.

I killed that account by placing some unknown email address to it, then hitting save.

In 2012 I started this account. Though I could have sworn that was in 2010.

10   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 6, 8:54am  

What I was always up front about it.

I've never had two going at the same time.

I disabled the other account so I couldn't log in or change the password.
The account is dead.

11   HydroCabron   2014 Nov 6, 9:22am  

CaptainShuddup says

It was obvious you bastards didn't have respect for no fucking body but your elites selves. Fucking Hollywood and Hiphop stars had more political clout than any Kennedy in the history of the Democrat party.

AIUEEE! BLARRRRGH! HONK HONK HONK! DIRTEEE LIBRUL SOLYNDRA FURIOUS TOOK MYE RIIIITES! FUUUUUUK! BENGAZEEE MOMMEEEE BENGHAZI HELP HELP HELP MOMMEEEE!

12   Y   2014 Nov 6, 10:15am  

It's an honor to have earned my way onto your list. Thank you!!

jazz music says

justme says

CaptainShuddup used to have another username, whatshisname again ?

Perhaps he was Napoleon Bonaparte ... but I call him *ignored* and have a happier patnet experience. (for best results add Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, & Strategist)

13   marcus   2014 Nov 6, 10:51am  

CaptainShuddup says

This is the case of the Liberals took enough rope to hang them selves in grand fashion. Just like I warned you they would early on after the 2008 November election win. It was obvious you bastards didn't have respect for no fucking body but your elites selves. Fucking Hollywood and Hiphop stars had more political clout than any Kennedy in the history of the Democrat party. While real people with real problems were marginalized and attacked as being racist for not being happy with long term unemployment and the average gas price of this mans administration has been over $3.85 a gallon.

I'll say this. It's pretty fascinating to hear what the world looks like to you from inside of that prism of yours.

It's hard to choose which "sentence" is the most amazing, but I think I'd have to choose this one:

"While real people with real problems were marginalized and attacked as being racist for not being happy with long term unemployment and the average gas price of this mans administration has been over $3.85 a gallon."

I'm really speechless on this. Why say anything ? IT speaks for itself. I'm sure that in your world that totally makes sense.

14   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 6, 10:53am  

Pat can I buy a comma?

15   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 6, 10:59am  

You guys got me, I don't know where I come up with this stuff.
I just find a box of words and start going crazy with them. Throwing words all over the place. Well wuh, I'm not trying to say a damn thing. Just a bunch of beeps and squeaks.

Beeps and fucking squeaks that only someone who has had it up to here with Hope and Change, could possibly understand.

Now to the untrained eye, it looks like I'm playing Turrets syndrome edition Scrabble and Hang man at the same damn time. But I'm just singing a song, it's actually a catchy tune and about 58% of us mother fuckers sung it loud and proud on Tuesday.

"YES WE DID!"

16   Strategist   2014 Nov 6, 11:01am  

SoftShell says

It's an honor to have earned my way onto your list. Thank you!!

jazz music says

justme says

CaptainShuddup used to have another username, whatshisname again ?

Perhaps he was Napoleon Bonaparte ... but I call him *ignored* and have a happier patnet experience. (for best results add Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, & Strategist)

Me too. This guy is nuts.

17   marcus   2014 Nov 6, 11:10am  

CaptainShuddup says

"YES WE DID!"

Yes you diyid.

Yes you diyid.

Wanna play peek a boo ?

18   Strategist   2014 Nov 6, 11:13am  

Call it Crazy says

Strategist says

SoftShell says

It's an honor to have earned my way onto your list. Thank you!!

jazz music says

justme says

CaptainShuddup used to have another username, whatshisname again ?

Perhaps he was Napoleon Bonaparte ... but I call him *ignored* and have a happier patnet experience. (for best results add Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, & Strategist)

Me too. This guy is nuts.

Yeah, he drinks as much as sbh apparently....

So that's what it is. All this time I thought it was just old fashioned stupidity.

19   marcus   2014 Nov 6, 11:22am  

http://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/la-na-election-turnout-20141106-story.html

I think it is a little more than just the low turn out. IT's true, people are disappointed with Obama in almost all corners. Certainly liberals aren't happy with him. But we've been dealing with very strange times, that a lot of people don't even begin to understand.

When was the last time we were at this point in the trend of interest rates ?

When was the last time we've had the liquidity trap situation, and the "carry trade" the way that we do now in the stock market ? Is spite of what a lot of simpletons will try to tell you, these things were not brought on by Obama.

We are in a strange aftermath of the financial crisis that occurred in 2008. The main thing that would be different now if McCain had been elected, is there would have been WAY more stimulus spending in the form of war spending. But of course we would have all the other consequences of all that war.

How would we be perceived in the world now if McCain had been in there for the last 6 years compared to how the word sees us now ?

20   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 6, 11:32am  

McCain, because what a man does after he loses an election, defines the guy that won.

21   marcus   2014 Nov 6, 11:37am  

Camouflage paint comes asking for bread. Trickery doesn't like paying taxes. Tomorrow wants to set things right.

And of course we all remember that Pinocchio has its world rocked by trees (or rocks).

A great silence is interdependent on the relatedness of motivation, subcultures, and management.

22   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 6, 11:46am  

Practice practice practice...

23   elliemae   2014 Nov 7, 1:16am  

CaptainShuddup says

Pat can I buy a comma?

According to your assertions of the economy being ruined by Obama, I dare say that you can't afford to buy a comma. Or a spell-check. Or even a modicum of reality.

Perhaps you should start a GOFUNDME campaign? I'd like to pledge $0.01 to kick it off.

24   elliemae   2014 Nov 7, 1:21am  

OOPS! I didn't mean to use big words you wouldn't understand... There's a thing called a "dictionary" that provides one with the meaning and correct spelling of a word. It seems that the sentence showing the correct usage of the word "modicum" was meant for you:

"Modicum" means

noun

1. a moderate or small amount:
"He hasn't even a modicum of common sense."

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/modicum?s=t

25   justme   2014 Nov 7, 2:07am  

CaptainShuddup says

Now to the untrained eye, it looks like I'm playing Turrets syndrome edition Scrabble and Hang man at the same damn time.

That was inadvertently very funny. Happens sometimes. I just wish you would aim your Turret (sic) into the big /dev/null in the sky. Or for once prove that you can be something else than one big disingenuous learning disability.

Was that too harsh?

26   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 7, 2:23am  

If my posts are so meaningless, and and my message is so indiscernible, then why do you guys spend so much time and energy to attack me? First you argue along the lines of what I'm saying, then when you fall short. You then attack my logic, then you resort to just trying to diminish the message altogether by claiming it didn't parse in your Liberalgramatron so there for you have no comment.

You know what you guys sound like?

A bunch of pathetic fools, who have no idea about anything that your news feeds didn't sanction.

I often post things, not because they are indoctrinated ideas I hold without waiver, nor do I fully belive what I post. Sometimes I just put it out there. One thing you could never argue that what I say isn't and couldn't be very plausible.

There's nothing I'll put past the global propaganda machine.

You guys are just too eager to defend your predetermined ideas that you refuse to think about things in another light.

Hell 90% of the crap I post on Patnet, I never even thought of until I read about it, or saw it somewhere, or they were actual experiences that made me question the status quoa.

You know something I came her because I thought Liberals were open to ideas and discussion and reexamining the status quoa.

I have been at several Conservative leaning websites and they are not willing to tolerate for one single second anything topic that goes against their brainwashing.

Patrick is a neutral amazing person, that he at least welcomes many thoughts and ideas. He even have a blog about cheaper to rent vs buy. He welcomes and allows anyone from people who really believe the RE market is in great shape, as well as Realtors to come here and argue and present their side of the argument. It might not be popular with the majority of Patnet users, but he openly allows it.

If it were up to you guys you would all be glad handing your selves over your victories and commiserating over your shellackings, in total isolation.

So shut the fuck already grammar is a moot point with you guys, you just don't like the message. The Democrats are the most informal morons ever put on the face of the earth. Writing etiquette's only matter to you guys when you disagree with the message.

Any other time it's saluting with the dog in one hand and your Starbucks coffee cup in the other.

I guess my message to my self would be...

Be careful what you tell a Liberal, you just might have to defend it for so long, that you start to believe it.

27   mell   2014 Nov 7, 2:41am  

CaptainShuddup says

There's nothing I'll put past the global propaganda machine.

You guys are just too eager to defend your predetermined ideas that you refuse to think about things in another light.

CaptainShuddup says

Patrick is a neutral amazing person, that he at least welcomes many thoughts and ideas. He even have a blog about cheaper to rent vs buy. He welcomes and allows anyone from people who really believe the RE market is in great shape, as well as Realtors to come here and argue and present their side of the argument. It might not be popular with the majority of Patnet users, but he openly allows it.

If it were up to you guys you would all be glad handing your selves over your victories and commiserating over your shellackings, in total isolation.

Well said.

28   EBGuy   2014 Nov 7, 3:08am  

Let's try to be constructive here. How about the first item on the list.
1) Electric light
I somewhat sympathetic to the Cpt'n on this one. Who here is going to defend CFLs? The only other alternative is LEDs. I've done a couple replacments but still don't relish the thought of spending a couple hundred bucks replacing the recessed lights in my family room only to find out: 1. The ones I bought are stinkers and self destruct after a year (or a couple of weeks) 2. I don't like the quality of light. I have had some success with these Home Depot LEDs in my recessed lights. For directional standard A19 bulbs, these do the trick at $7.50 a pop.

What are you guys using? Did you have to open a HELOC to upgrade your lighting?

29   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 7, 3:11am  

How the need for 5 lamps in a room because the overhead light is now useless for fine print.

30   Bellingham Bill   2014 Nov 14, 11:04pm  

marcus says

We are in a strange aftermath of the financial crisis that occurred in 2008. The main thing that would be different now if McCain had been elected, is there would have been WAY more stimulus spending in the form of war spending

Not just war spending, but all spending.

The budget bullshit of 2010-2011 was a tactic to shut down Obama's presidency, basically cut off his balls wrt ability to spend more.

And it worked!

Real per-capita .gov spending

http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/graph/?g=R5t

Note the pattern here -- flat for Carter, Clinton, and Obama.

NOT flat for the Republican presidents.

We are such an underinformed nation of children.

31   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 14, 11:57pm  

Anybody trying to say any of Obama's countless shortcomings is anyone elses fault, is full of shit.

Or severely mentally incapacitated.

32   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 15, 12:23am  

Oh, and the Dems lost so get over yourselves.

Too bad, so sad, I'm glad, you're mad, Dems suck, good luck.

How do they possibly come up with a comeback for that?

33   marcus   2014 Nov 15, 12:46am  

Bellingham Bill says

We are such an underinformed nation of children.

Very true. E.g. :

CaptainShuddup says

Oh, and the Dems lost so get over yourselves.

Too bad, so sad, I'm glad, you're mad, Dems suck, good luck.

How do they possibly come up with a comeback for that?

Bellingham Bill says

Note the pattern here -- flat for Carter, Clinton, and Obama.

NOT flat for the Republican presidents.

THe people like their propaganda straight up, not diluted with facts.

34   marcus   2014 Nov 15, 12:57am  

Yesterday in thse forums Captain dimbulb said he never lies here. Of course this was on top of a dishonest post. Today I read a post of his that is one of the more honest ones I've seen from him.

CaptainShuddup says

nor do I fully belive what I post. Sometimes I just put it out there.

CaptainShuddup says

I guess my message to my self would be...

Be careful what you tell a Liberal, you just might have to defend it for so long, that you start to believe it.

Finally he admits it.

sbh says

your best selfie:

Yeah the captain should make that his icon.

35   marcus   2014 Nov 15, 1:10am  

I take it he means this is another thing he blames on democrats.

CaptainShuddup says

How the need for 5 lamps in a room because the overhead light is now useless for fine print.

That's called getting older. Or presbyopia.

Here's a commie liberal website that explains it.

http://www.aoa.org/patients-and-public/good-vision-throughout-life/adult-vision-19-to-40-years-of-age/adult-vision-41-to-60-years-of-age?sso=y

36   HEY YOU   2014 Nov 15, 2:00am  

sbh says

CaptainShuddup says

a comeback for that?

is your best selfie:

Capn, It's OK if this is your selfie.

I've been having to eat the Shit from those that DUMASS Democratic & Republican voters have been electing.

Edit @ 10:01

Fuck Democratic & Republican voters.

37   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 15, 4:22am  

Marcus under incandescent 120 watt light bulbs even those with poor eyesight, can see much better than reading in dim dingy light. Before Liberals hijacked science it was the most important thing the Eye Doctor would tell you. Read only in well lit areas.

The old man always had one lamp in the house that had the most powerful bulb he could find, either 120 watts or 150, and for a few hours every day he would read the paper under it.

Are you turning into SBH now? Is that it, after your fairytale fantasy land that you've been defending for the last 6 years, has crumbled under your feet. So now you're resulting to throwing feces and posting pics of an Orangutan pissing in his face.

This decides what contest in which way exactly?

I'm confused I thought you were the intelligent one.

38   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 15, 4:23am  

CaptainShuddup says

How do they possibly come up with a comeback for that?

Oh never mind I guess I did ask for your best foot forward didn't I?

39   HydroCabron   2014 Nov 15, 4:47am  

CaptainShuddup says

Before Liberals hijacked science it was the most important thing the Eye Doctor would tell you. Read only in well lit areas.

You forgot the "I'm not a scientist but..." preamble which accompanies conservative lying.

Dim-light reading does not damage your eyes. The eye doctor your mother took you to in the '28 Studebaker was an ill-informed quack. He probably gave you a mercury-and-lead poultice for your astigmatism, which explains some things.

But your first lie doesn't matter, because it depends on lie no. 2: that you need an arc light on your ceiling. CFLs and LEDs are now just as bright as incandescents, with the same color temperature, and lower wattage.

Fuck off and die!

40   HydroCabron   2014 Nov 15, 4:51am  

CaptainShuddup says

McCain, because what a man does after he loses an election, defines the guy that won.

I agree: Continuing to be wrong about every conceivable point of foreign policy and every conceivable application of young American lives was a great move by McCain, showing not only his habit of consistency but endlessly reminding us, every Sunday, that this is the man who tried to put Snowbilly Snookie a heartbeat from the presidency.

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