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When it comes to the War on Women, Men have "Hand".
And they'll need it to, in the dark of the night when they are feeling lonely.

Women are bat loop fruity shit crazy with a capital "Insane".

That being said, man's reason to be on this earth is to prove it.

AverageBear says

These voters incubate the environment to sustain the shitty state judges that Massachusetts has today.

Massachusetts is a wasteland of ignorance, poverty and disease.

The fourth-lowest teen pregnancy rate in the nation, plus lowest divorce rate and lowest illiteracy rates: pretty much at or near the bottom in every category.

It's really sad that they can't take a cue from Alabama or Tennessee and get their teen pregnancy rates up to at least the median for the nation.

War on women
War on poverty
War on drugs
War on terror
War on men
Was on religion
War on obesity
War on Christmas
War on unions
War on science
War on guns
War on Queen Latifa
Total War on Xbox 360

Can we all please stop using this phrase?

epitaph says

Can we all please stop using this phrase?

The War on Christmas is real man, I've seen frontline action.

Vicente says

epitaph says

Can we all please stop using this phrase?

The War on Christmas is real man, I've seen frontline action.

Huh? Shops are happy to sell and shoppers are happy to spend on credit. What's the matter?

Jesus was pro-business. :-)

Vicente says

The War on Christmas is real man, I've seen frontline action.

Maybe if Santa let those inspectors into his workshop we wouldn't have had bombed it thinking he was hiding WMDs.

BTW, liberals, we'll need to consult offline: Phase 3 of the War on Whites will soon be rolling out.

epitaph says

Maybe if Santa let those inspectors into his workshop we wouldn't have had bombed it thinking he was hiding WMDs.

Santa was snuffed man believe it. Sure the body wasn't recovered, but he's dead I helped recover body parts, I've seen the DNA samples.

Goddamn right we threw our arsenal at the bastard and all his technicals, his perversion of CHRISTIAN CELEBRATION of Jesus birth into some kind of pagan worship of a pedophile gnome is pure filth. Is it Santamas? No it's CHRISTmas. Real Americans worship only Jesus at Christmastime.

Get to the Sleighpah!!!

The Professor says

Diversity no longer allows us to war on people; they are just collateral damage of the wars on ideas.

But War on Queen Latifah is real:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/wO-ZkWx6DBs

Looks like the singer, drummer and guitar player are the only originals left in the band.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Victims of RomneyCare.

They are, in fact. They're spending more than ever, bankruptcies are increasing, and even the subset called "medical bankruptcies" (where unpaid medical bills contributed substantially) continued, while the provider lobbies that wrote the legislation are raking in more $$$ than ever before. Remember the promises used to sell the legislation: people will save money due to eliminating the evil irresponsible uninsured freeloaders (2% of total spending, largely on illegalundocumented aliens who continue uninsured anyway), and medical bankruptcies will end. I used to love Massachusetts, but you mock the OP without really considering that "the left" (including Mitt Romney?!?) has its flaws too, and sometimes those can leave you bankrupt or killed. W had his Iraq War for the military industrial complex, the Democrats have Romneycare for the medical industrial complex, and each tribe blames all evil on the other. Life would be perfect if only the other tribe would get out of the way, well what about your own tribe? I saw Noam Chomsky lament recently that he had been taken to task for questioning one tactic advocated by supporters of the Palestinians, and he responded by saying they demand "absolute justice," which I translate to mean absolute submission (Islam). For questioning the religion of Obamneycare, I've been called racist (Romney and the Clintons were white, last I checked, and Obama black), "bizarrely biased" (I cite data in almost every comment, while 'the new pseudo-left' User simply ignores everybody who challenges his quasi-religious beliefs), elliemae said my judgment was clouded by my hatred of Obama (I donated to his campaign when he was against Hillary's Plan, which he equated with RomneyCare, and which is now called ObamaCare), it goes on and on. I get Disliked by trolls and wonder why even bother clinging to observable reality, when the paid actors on the Ignorital commercials all seem so happy.

curious2 says

Remember the promises used to sell the legislation: people will save money due to eliminating the evil irresponsible uninsured, and medical bankruptcies will end

No! I don't know about you, but I distinctly remember Obama telling everyone
" If you like the current system, then Nothing will change."

curious2 says

people will save money due to eliminating the evil irresponsible uninsured,

Sounds like no-fault auto "Reform"... it'll lower costs because of all the uninsured...

thunderlips11 says

Sounds like no-fault auto "Reform"

Yes - it was precisely the same pitch. I remember thinking at the time, these people can't even be bothered to think up new lies, they simply reuse the same ones over and over again, and the same lies keep working, because it's all about lobbying and tribal loyalty; the substantive policy arguments don't make a dime's worth of difference even when evidence abounds in more than 40 states.

There is no such thing as "war" anymore.
The commander in chief just has to say "go"....

The Professor says

epitaph says

War on...

...

[insert phrase of belief, identity, or behavior]

DDSS Motha Fuckas!!!!!

CaptainShuddup says

DDSS

Dolby Digital Surround Sound?

I'm a fan of the War on Citizens.

:large

Combat vets and surplus hardware just GOT to be used, amirite?

I like how the pushed everybody into a parking lot, surrounded them with MRAPs, then announced "Your freedom to assemble is not being denied. Get out of here, NOW! Or we'll use our toys on you, we've been dying to use them in a real life situation."

curious2 says

CaptainShuddup says

DDSS

Dolby Digital Surround Sound?

Don't do stupid Shit...