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New Renter
2013 Aug 14, 8:32am
Yes you can but it's @&$#&$ worth it!
Seriously dude you're like a bazillion years old already. How much more time do you think you have even under the best circumstances? Bang the chimp and die happy, probably the happiest you've ever been in your entire miserable wasted life.
Chimp banging, It's a glorious way to die!
New Renter
2013 Aug 14, 9:36am
Hey RBES you may want to use a roofie, especially if the chimp is any relation to AF. Chimps are infamous for face biting:
Warning: The photos in the link are graphic. Don't say I didn't warn you!
http://www.rarehumans.com/charla-nash-face-bitten-off-by-chimp-graphic-photos/
Chimps are also capable of greater feats of strength compared to most humans.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090330200829.htm
So to make it easier here is a checklist for you:
1) Have chimp fed
2) Make sure chimp has bowels and bladder evacuated (unless you are into that sort of thing)
3) Have chimp bathed
4) Have chimp perfumed
5) Have chimp dressed in negligee
6) Have chimp fed a roofie
7) Have your way with chimp.
8) Bathe your junk immediately afterward!
9) Avoid eye contact with chimp for several weeks afterwards.
10) Do not return chimp's phone calls
11) If chimp becomes pregnant have chimp returned to zoo immediately
Hope this helps. Be sure to let us know how your "date" works out.
Rin
2013 Aug 14, 10:55am
8) Bathe your junk immediately afterward!
Why is it, that the family jewels are referenced as 'junk' these days?
New Renter
2013 Aug 14, 11:24am
8) Bathe your junk immediately afterward!
Why is it, that the family jewels are referenced as 'junk' these days?
Not everyone's, just his.
New Renter
2013 Aug 14, 11:26am
Once you go chimp you never go limp.
Just make sure to pay her pimp, else he'll make you a gimp.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 14, 1:21pm
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says
Subhuman fuck, how could you care? Your mother is a camel!
I'd rather be a oil tycoon Arab any-day than a dancing nigger paid in bananas to entertain.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 14, 1:23pm
AF is speechless?!
Of course. His mom is about to banged by me.
Damn, that IS a first!
By time somebody make ApocalypseFuck consider suicide.
DIE FUCKER DIE!
New Renter
2013 Aug 14, 2:26pm
AF is speechless?!
Of course. His mom is about to banged by me.
Let me clue you in - Banging "AF's chimpanzee mom" is NOT something you should be publicly bragging about.
At least have the courtesy to commit the deed while wasted on a few bottles of 1978 Henri Jayer Richebourg. At least then you'll have an "out".
Damn, that IS a first!
By time somebody make ApocalypseFuck consider suicide.
DIE FUCKER DIE!
Are you banging this primate for love, for lust or for spite? This is important! Each takes a different approach to maximize the experience.
If for spite hire a professional videographer who understands what a "money shot" is as well as how to properly capture the moment. You may have to seek outside your nepotism centric talent pool for this one.
I'm planning on losing my virginity with ApocalypseFuck's mother.
My wife died a long time ago.