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They tased her twice and she just flopped out of the car like a fish.

From now on when I order a fish sandwich, I'll say, "Don't McTaze me, Bro!"

You know, I refuse to leave that last window with out my food. They take your money in the first window, and then tell you to pull forward for your food. A few times they tried to pull that "Please pull up and park and wait" business. And I tell them I will not, I had already waited a long damn time at this point. I told her to give me my money or the food, she said the money was at the window behind me and three cars between me and it. I sat there until I got my food. I've never been back.

I would have loved a good tasing, my Goddamn car would have still been at that goddamn window while I flopped on the ground like McFish with two day old buns.

She refused to order through the clown is the problem. Gotta honor the clown.

Picking up my nuggets after crazy lady drives away.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/jzakIu1vjSo

Gentle Readers,
Hmmm, the lady was tazed for going to McDonalds? Isn't eating their worm burgers punishment enough? That food they serve is nasty. She should have been tazed for eating there. Call child protective services on her. For that matter, stick her in a "care facility" with some good meds and a year supply of Depends.

Regards,
Roidy
P.S. I read that there is a "Greek Deal" that has been worked out in the EU. Isn't that wonderful! Please pass me the lube. I don't want my part of the "Greek Deal" without a good lube job to "ease the transition." Fuck You! Merkel!

"Would you like to get fried with that?"

+1

I want to see pictures of this woman. I bet she is fat.

I miss the clown head

I finally found the video for this:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/mOpLK4i1xqs

I agree! I'm making photography of police part of my political platform:

http://patrick.net/?p=1206585

I say put cameras and microphones on every badge and gun, and the gun doesn't work unless the camera has been rolling for five minutes.

Feed the video through a public WiFi network and archive everything.

Driving through a McDonalds the other day ba-a-a-a-by...
And what do you, what do you think I saw?
A well fare queen by passing the other customers in the Drive through and the lady at the window said, oh get in li-iayn-un-ine.
She really don't care, what day it was. But since she's there give her a big mac with cheese.

Then along came the police man with Jerry Fowler in their heads, say hey get out of the car can we come along do we care.
Well seeing their Pigs, she said I think I'll stay here a while.
So they are setting their Taze on Knock down and stun.
Whoa oh oh, Jolted her good and dragged her out of the car.

Now she sits there on the pavement like a bump on the shelf, and someone says would you like fries.
Police man asked the concerned citizens with their crappy phone cam, would like some some too?
So I'm packing my bags for the soda fountain. Over the hills where the Sprite's on ice.

TPB says

Driving through a McDonalds the other day ba-a-a-a-by...
And what do you, what do you think I saw?
A well fare queen by passing the other customers in the Drive through and the lady at the window said, oh get in li-iayn-un-ine.
She really don't care, what day it was. But since she's there give her a big mac with cheese.

Pretty much what I was thinking. Too bad you can't 100% positively identify the race of the woman from the video, because her behavior seems on par with blacks.

zzyzzx says

Pretty much what I was thinking. Too bad you can't 100% positively identify the race of the woman from the video, because her behavior seems on par with blacks.

Though I would love to chime in with you, I can't in good faith perpetuate that Lie.

The biggest offenders of over "Gehttoisms" I have witnessed in the last decade or more. Were always some fat white girl that spoke fluent Ebonics ghetto, and she would complete her ensemble with slut gut and muffin top. I think it's like the real Punk rockers in the 80's grew tiresome of the whole scene, after all of the Posers bastardized the culture. I think there's a growing trend where Black women are actually leaving that whole scene behind. Latina women and white women, are falling in to replace them.

I'm not here passing judgement right or wrong, it's the just the way it is. As for what I wrote, I wasn't trying to be racial, it was a parody on Led Zeppelin's "Misty Mountain Hop"

Dan8267 says

Why would race even enter your mind when reading a story like this? It's irrelevant.

I'm hoping that it would be to get a mental picture of the people - but I agree that it's irrelevent.

Lol - she got McTased....

I don't like cops. It's the picture of "staged" democracy. They protect someone elses "assets". If you think you own the house you live in think again. Once again if they can "throw you out" you don't own it. Same with an insured car on payments.

See the shitheads that print the "paper". Understand the paper is worth little. However the assets. That their "little ant farm" builds and maintains, services etc. Those ASSETS are worth something. They aren't YOUR assets. They are the "Debt Merchants".

I don't like the word "Nazi". It throws shit in the other corner. Pointing the finger at some other people. So you can ponder it. Very much a misnomer.

Ok stack of shit with a hat and a badge. Heres a question for your next grade exam. You stop me for not wearing a seat belt. You examine me, my fucking car. Ask me all kinds of questions. Heres my question. Think fast coptard. 10,000 auto deaths each year. 100,000 accidents. In the US that means in the last 12 years 120,000 people no longer walk the earth anymore. That includes childern and infants. Why coptard? Are not you not swearing out warrants for the people of GM, Ford, BMW etc. That make the car. It's the most dangerous piece of equipment on the fucking planet. Shredding metal can cut flesh into ribbons. You have to wear safety equipment to work with it "even when its NOT MOVING". You can swear out a warrant for those people. There is probable cause you know. You swear out warrants for the people that sell guns accross state lines don't you. I mean thats potentially dangerous isn't it? You fail shithead your still a peon.

7,500 dead in Syria (a lie). Not one fucking word on your bullshit news about all the car deaths. Just a blurb on "Memorial day" and at the end of the year. Your really fucking selective in "tragedy" arent you? Which proves "one thing" they don't give a fuck about "dead people". They are after "ASSETS".

OH we got a new plant in OUR town. People on the freeway driving like manics. "Cops" won't be caught dead on there. Its too fucking dangerous. My fucking seatbelt driving 30 mph is so, fucking important.

So your more concerned with "property". Than anything else. Write your little accident report. That makes you a clerk for the insurance company and it makes you a real good employee for the auto "killer" makers. How about some hard hitting investigative journalism of ALL of the people that have ever died in the automobile? Never heard anything like that now have we. After all its our "fault". Its us, we aren't safe people. You can make it a prime time special. Fuck we will all watch that one. Because fuck I'll just bet you we pratically all have at least one auto fatality in each and every family in this country. The fucking odds are with that. The lawyers know to sue for some auto saftey issues on any one particular auto in a death. For a quick "standardized settlement". I know, hey a fucking class action lawsuit on behalf of every fucking person that died last year in a car. Not for the asswipe. To put the MF's in jail. I would get a law degree just for that. Then again. Their always those lawyers just starting out that could get something together like that. All they would have to do. Is get the records off all the deaths in all the states in a auto and write them a letter.

I really don't think "poo-lice" are nessesary. Not at all. But not at all. Never saved my life. I have never been a "victim of crime" in all of my years. One vcr stolen from me. I lived through that one. I have never needed a cop for anything. Never had to call one for any reason. Neither has my entire family. We have never been fucking victimized even once. Every fucking person I know of never really needed one. WHY ALL THE GUNS? Why do they need all of those armed people on the streets? To enforce drive thru's? I don't fucking get it.

What all of this is telling you is this. Oh I know what some shithead would say. Its telling you that on a daily basis fear, crime and more crime. People in reality for the most part really just don't think about harming one another.

This would be a much, much more wary and suspicious world. Of strangers. If there was not selling of we all are one country. Love your neighbor etc. See people trust. You want them that way. They trust way to much. They buy houses that are built in three months. That they have to work 30 years of their life to pay off.

People, actually believe in that shit as the "American dream" cause well you don't put a warning label on it. So if you don't put a "rip-off" warning label on it. Then its just so oh fucking trustworthy. Same thing with the "death traps".

Blacks rioted. So what did you do? They get stamps. A little food. They get to live in burned out, dilapidated parts of old cities. WHICH YOU FLOOD WITH DRUGS TO KEEP THEM QUIET. Don't play your "Democratic" bullshit with me. I go into inner cities almost every fucking week. I know what goes on there. I know where I can get drugs if I want them really, really quick. See I have "been around". I have known people that party with drugs. Something I won't go into. Most of those people. Close neighbors in some cases. Have always pointed out the fact. Gone into detail in some cases. About "where" a lot of those drugs come from. Some never think its talked about. If you "know" the right crowd however. Some people "just don't get caught" for many reasons. If they play the "game" and deal with the "right" people.

So blacks are either A. Dumb and don't know what to do. OR B. Not liked. I pick B. Every face you show as "victim" (it makes them feel oh so much better. They won't come "after" the property of the debt merchants.) that needs help. Or "enemy" that needs to be contained. In the middle east is black. I know Syrians aren't black. I'm related to them. I know fucking Iranians aren't black. They are fucking semetic. Why the towns? "Jack". Why do you always show the south side of town, MF? In "any" country you go into in the middle east? Why don't you go into "white semetic" Damascus? Whats the sway here? Why the manipulation?

Truth is you "don't" like Hebrews or Ishmaels descendants (Which you have "carefully crafted as all Muslim which just isn't true". In fact as the antagonists of Hebrews which just ain't natural since they are related.) Truth is on both counts in truth your a bunch of racist pricks. Any "Hebrew" with half a fucking brain knows to stay away from you "Plato" you violent fuck. You have always been "violent". They really don't believe "Jesus" changed your ways after you bludgeoned Jerusalem the first time. I consider you a "threat". I have to make sure "someone" knows I'm a semite not a Hebrew anywhere in your fucking vicinity. Its survival. Just like a black (who can't hide) or Ishmaels descendants. I'm a potential target for any of you idiots. Most of them just want to be left alone. Your rabies make you an incursive, invading horde for some fucking reason.

That just might make you and the "Russians" of the same genre. Blood is thicker than water now isn't it? The "Catholic" church is religious "bullshit" however a good place to "hide". It teachs people to live together. So it accomplished its pacifist role quite well. You wouldn't think a Hebrew could be a Catholic. But its better than the alternative of dealing with your violence. That is if they can stand the smell of the "Bullshit".

In fact you don't like anything of Abraham. Whatever the fuck you have in that "melting pot" of Jerusalem. Most of its sure not related to me. Thats for fucking sure. It makes for a nice little fucking "Device" for you after you and your buddy's were done with bullshit "communism". Now your in hot pursuit with your invasions down there. Your "installation of democracy" with clever manipulations. Deal is no ones buying your bullshit anymore.

Two buildings taken down. You got a shitload of assets for that. Three countries invaded. Puppets in all. Your buddy's sucking down the assets on a daily basis. It all makes sense dosen't it. The goofy Taliban (Thank you Saudi Arabia and Al GEEjerzia. The Saudis sure as fuck don't want you invading them. So they play ball.) in place for any "other" country with assets you just "might" discover. Heres a list of your buddy's that would not sign on for the Iraq invasions at the UN. But sure as fuck showed up for a piece of the pie.

Troop deployment in Iraq 2003-2011

Multinational Force Iraq units
Multi-National Force - West
Multi-National Division - Baghdad
Multinational Division Central-South
Multi-National Division - North
Multi-National Division (South-East)
Logistics Support Area Anaconda

NATO: A contingent of around 150 advisers under the separate command NATO Training Mission - Iraq-(withdrawn 12/11)
United States: 150,000 invasion 165,000 peak-(withdrawn 12/11)
United Kingdom: 46,000 invasion (withdrawn 5/11)
Australia: 2,000 invasion (withdrawn 7/09)
Romania: 730 peak (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 7/09)
El Salvador: 380 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 1/09)
Estonia: 40 troops (deployed 6/05-withdrawn 1/09)
Bulgaria: 485 peak (deployed 5/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Moldova: 24 peak (deployed 9/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Albania: 240 troops (deployed 4/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Ukraine: 1,650 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Denmark: 545 peak (deployed 4/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Czech Republic: 300 peak (deployed 12/03-withdrawn 12/08)
South Korea: 3,600 peak (deployed 5/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Japan: 600 troops (deployed 1/04-withdrawn 12/08)
Tonga: 55 troops (deployed 7/04-withdrawn 12/08)
Azerbaijan: 250 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Singapore: 175 offshore (deployed 12/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Bosnia and Herzegovina: 85 peak (deployed 6/05-withdrawn 11/08)
Macedonia: 77 peak (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 11/08)
Latvia: 136 peak (deployed 5/03-withdrawn 11/08)
Poland: 200 invasion—2,500 peak (withdrawn 10/08)
Kazakhstan: 29 troops (deployed 9/03-withdrawn 10/08)
Armenia: 46 troops (deployed 1/05-withdrawn 10/08)
Mongolia: 180 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 09/08)
Georgia: 2,000 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 8/08)

Russias not "shown" there (clever little pricks). All the people they "ship goods to and do business with sure the fuck are". They are pumping oil in there though. Heres more please excuse any "dups". Like we haven't been "duped" enough.

Slovakia: 110 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 12/07)
Lithuania: 120 peak (deployed 6/03-withdrawn 08/07)
Italy: 3,200 peak (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 11/06)
Norway: 150 troops (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 8/06)
Hungary: 300 troops (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 3/05)
Netherlands: 1,345 troops (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 3/05)
Portugal: 128 troops (deployed 11/03-withdrawn 2/05)
New Zealand: 61 troops (deployed 9/03-withdrawn 9/04)
Thailand: 423 troops (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 8/04)
Philippines: 51 troops (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 7/04)
Honduras: 368 troops (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 5/04)
Dominican Republic: 302 troops (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 5/04)
Spain: 1,300 troops (deployed 4/03-withdrawn 4/04)
Nicaragua: 230 troops (deployed 9/03-withdrawn 2/04)
Iceland: 2 troops (deployed 5/03-withdrawal date unknown)

Those are some of your "Buddy's". If you ever wonder about the colussion or adversity. Just save that list for yourselves people.

One more thing. The most "racist" book on the face of the planet is the Bible. ONE BIG JESUS FUNNEL. Take all the shit the Hebrews supposdly did. Funnel them right into Jesus so you can swipe everything on the face of the planet. Including anything they might have. Pacification at its finest. One might think its all about killing. Its really not its about stealing. In some very clever ways. Some might not stop and see all the "countries plundered". The countless assets "taken". You even fuck over your own people throwing them to the "Debt Merchants" With that small crowd of "paper hangers" you just love. No bigger theives on the earth than them after all.

Ok the "minor" "Prophets" interesting word. They are were "slain". In folklore. Didn't have the "balls" to put that in the book except in one spot. To much trouble. Way to much historical documentation. That you can "search" for. Another thing that might occur to you is that no one was put on trial for murder of the "minor prophets". Cause well all the rabid Hebrews just went nuts and killed them. No one is named for murder like in the Jesus books. So one has to think its bullshit. They did a lot of summary in the Jesus books thats for fucking sure.

Truth is they don't for the most part count those books. Way to much bullshit. Plus they did not come up with them until they were way fucking out of Jerusalem. (Oh thats the proof. No its not, believe me.) There are books in there that aren't even written by a fuckng Hebrew for God's sakes. On purpose. Almost every book "slanted" to make them out to be monsters They count the "law" which has been taken apart also. Jesus is whole fucking cloth. There were about 15 good Hebrews in those books the rest of them fucked Jesus over. Doesn't make any sense of course. The "Hebrews" killed them all. The last one I saw attempted to shoot me and drink my blood. Well fuck who should we shun?

I ACCEPT THE "GREEK" VERSION WHAT ABOUT YOU? Those are the first people any Hebrews are going to ask. If they aren't to busy running away from them as fast as they can. After all what can you say about Greeks a people that rode out and over-ran the Middle east? You have to love them. You certainly should believe their bullshit. The Hebrews of old, never over-ran and "installed" governments in other countries. The behaviour is the proof.

You don't like gays, Muslims-currently, Hebrews, Blacks. Your allies make out ok. Shipping daily to the west coast. Stores and factories are filled with their "finished" goods. I have mentioned them before. They ALL are picking the bones in Iraq. Clearly demonstrated. Yet in their "one way news communication". Nothing is going on. Not one word or sentance in all of it. They leave that to your subconscious and debt exsistance to work out.

Yes its all one "Great White North". With a few exceptions. Enlarging its fucking borders till there is nothing left.

Make no mistake. I am not indicting most everyone. I am indicting a small contingent of people. That have no concscience, scruples, humanity. They don't care "who" they use. Including their "own" people which is so very clearly demonstrated. Most of "us" get along just fine.

$5M paid to buy freedom for rights workers held in Egypt

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/03/01/us-buys-freedom-for-rights-workers-on-trial-in-egypt/?test=latestnews#ixzz1ntqoNLVC

Day 298 "Iran was offered 50 million to release the hostages". They were not budging however. "Its a matter of principle". One cleric was overheard saying. The Shah got involved in that Oil cartel. He just weren't no good no more after that. One might think we would invade for our ole buddie the Shah. But there were 15 delicate lives involved. Got them back. Goodbye to that fucking place huh? Invade? HAHAHAHAH. Call it Iranian solidarity if you will. No one really knows just "who" buys Iranian oil. Its kind of a mystery. The 1973 oil embargo by the new oil cartel. Left America well "unsure". Since then we have seen a shaking up of the ole cartel. Saudi's won't say anything not even on Al GEEzera after that roller coaster ride. Fact is the ole Ayatollah poofed in from France somehow. Its all so confusing. Why we keep invading and making sure the "right government" is in place is just a "mystery" to me. That bastard Hussien was going to "roll over" a couple of middle eastern oil countries. He just "knew" someone was fucking with him. Well shit thats a different story. That fucker ment business too and that just would not do.

Makes you wonder about that Iraqi pipeline running straight into the Iranian oil refinery and all those Iranian oil companies drilling for oil in Iraq. Now dosen't it? Call it Americas energy dependence. OR call it Russia, Chinese refining fuels and Americas oil dependence. Oh don't forget Eastern europe (all Russian gas) or Korea and Vietnam (China). Yep all of them are in Iraq drilling. Like a 16 year old on his first date. It's a wonderfull world with these guys ain't it? By the way check that list up there for more "allies" drilling in Iraq. Looks like more than half of the "UN" don't it?

Wow, artie... slow down, ya might pop a vessel.

Good reading Artie. Keep it up.

Whatever happened to "super sizing?" McDonald's sells McCafe drinks. Maybe they should start selling Jolt Cola.

McJolt? It'll give ya a Mcseizure.

I had to run out this morning to run some errands. I thought I would try the McDonalds drive through. I expected to see a simple breakfast menu, and an .89 cent sausage biscuit somewhere on the menu. If it was there I couldn't find nestled in all of the frufru 7.95 combo menu items.
I don't want a egg, ham, cheese, all of that crap, what in the hell happened to the simple cheap menu? The shit on that menu was not healthier, just marked up higher to pay for the pastel make over and the flat screen tvs over every table.

So the lady goes into this 30 second "Welcome to Mc Donald's how can we fuck you?" spiel. I finally said "Fuck it, your damn menu is just way to complecated for what it is."

If I want a proper breakfast I'll go to a diner, not Mickey Douche.

So I did, I went to Jack's Dinner and ordered a order of BBQ beef ribs, with 2 eggs over easy, a biscuit and side of grits.

TPB says

the pastel make over and the flat screen tvs over every table.

Sounds like a McDonalds in Boca.

TPB says

"Fuck it, your damn menu is just way to complecated for what it is."

Watch it, they carry tasers.

TPB says

"Fuck it, your damn menu is just way to complecated for what it is."

Watch it, they carry tasers.

Maybe some McDonald's employees work for Jennie Craig and Weight Watchers. If you stray and order too many points or dare eat anything but Jennie, you get tazed. That'll learn ya.

Their food taste like cardboard now, I don't think the burger slurry they use is any better for you. Their buns for the premium sandwiches are all hard and have this powdery residue on them, the non fru fru burgers are coated in grease. It's like Super size me, taught McDonalds that people will eat any shit they give them. So why bother on quality food, make it pretty and a nice place to sit, and people will eat sludge on shingle.

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says

I think cops ought to carry axes.

You're thinking about fire fighters. Cops are too fat from donuts to carry heavy axes.

Maybe axes shaped like donuts? Or donuts shaped like axes?

Yesterday I watched a young man on a bicycle getting arrested. It took three squad cars about an hour to do the deed, even though he didn't put up a fight (he did squawk about civil rights and, later, about wanting his mommy...).

I used to see about 20 patients a day and make a note... now I see about 6 and make many, many notes. It takes away from the job when you're doing paperwork that's designed to cover your ass all day. Each cop had a clipboard filled with paper - and spent a chunk of time writing.

Give new meaning to Fries and a Shake. :)

zzyzzx says

Pretty much what I was thinking. Too bad you can't 100% positively identify the race of the woman from the video, because her behavior seems on par with blacks.

Why would race even enter your mind when reading a story like this? It's irrelevant.

"Ma'am, put the camera down!" Hell No! It's called freedom of press. You're in public performing a public duty on a member of the public. For a cop to even tell a civilian to put down a camera is illegal intimidation if not an outright threat.

We civilians are recorded all the time without our consent. Cops can and should be recorded too. If they aren't doing anything illegal, then the camera is their best friend. To at all pressure a civilian to "put the camera down" shows criminal intent.

Dan8267 says

Why would race even enter your mind when reading a story like this? It's irrelevant.

The woman who was tazed was part of the human race. The rat race. We all are.

I went to McDonalds for lunch yesterday - had a happy meal and got a my-little-pony toy that some cute teeny child with doe eyes got outta me before I even left the building. No one I knew, just a cute little kid with her head on mommy's shoulder (or a kidnapper, I'll never know)...

She stole my heart. She was a thief, that's for sure. And, wouldn't you know it, she was white.

FYI.

Dan8267 says

zzyzzx says

Pretty much what I was thinking. Too bad you can't 100% positively identify the race of the woman from the video, because her behavior seems on par with blacks.

Why would race even enter your mind when reading a story like this? It's irrelevant.

Three racists disliked my comment that race is irrelevant to the story.

elliemae says

I went to McDonalds for lunch yesterday - had a happy meal and got a my-little-pony toy that some cute teeny child with doe eyes got outta me before I even left the building. No one I knew, just a cute little kid with her head on mommy's shoulder (or a kidnapper, I'll never know)...

You got the happy meal?

Dan8267 says

You got the happy meal?

92 words, and you only focused on those two little ones? (I noticed)

Yep, I had to get the happy meal since they don't sell "damn glad to be alive" meals.

A Happy Meal? You aren't even trying Elliemae. You got to get a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries, a large coke, a hot apple pie, and an ice cream sundae or you didn't go to McDonald's!

this is what I'd look like after all that...