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The fuck. Last night a couple of our neighbors and us were hanging out in the driveway. Fucking cunt rips through our street, door dash or uber eats, etc. We have no sidewalks so all the kids play in the street. Neighbors kid almost got clipped by her and my kids as well. When I say clipped, I mean almost ran over and I think one did get hit a little bit.

She makes her delivery to another neighbor (we don't know), we were already yelling at her and the one neighbor had the cops on the phone already. She then rips out of the driveway almost hitting the kids again. One neighbor stands in the middle of the street. She stops, 5 second convo and starts to peel out.

Now the fun starts. My anger got to me and I had a full unopened beer. I'm not as spry as I used to be but I can still chuck a baseball close to 80-85mph. I chuck the beer and nail the side of the bitches car. My info was taken and I admitted to what I did as I didn't care, she was close to killing kids. She's lucky I didn't have a gun.

So I email the Sheriff this morning and they have a report but I have to fucking FOIA my own police report as the cop didn't give me one. First run in with the law in 20 years, but I've got witnesses, dozen roughly, to what happened. I don't think the bitch is going to pursue anything though if she's smart. I think it was for her insurance to likely fix the massive dent I put in her car. Direct hit. Felt so good though.

I need to calm down though. I'm getting too old for shit like this. I'm turning into the get off my lawn Eastwood character. It was deserved though. I will protect my kids at all cost and even others kids. You only get one life and dying at 12 because of some fucking moron is not cool.