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Casual Sex Up 83% Since Obamacare


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2014 Jul 18, 4:50pm   4,738 views  12 comments

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http://dailycurrant.com/2014/07/15/casual-sex-up-83-since-obamacare/
A new study published today finds that casual sex has increased 83% since Obamacare took effect in January.

Writing in the prestigious Nature Harlotology researchers from Stanford University demonstrated that better access to contraception has made women much more likely to have multiple, short-term sexual partners.

#politics

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1   epitaph   2014 Jul 18, 5:02pm  

Thanks Obama!

2   HydroCabron   2014 Jul 18, 5:02pm  

Thus do Zionists soften up America, preparing her to submit to U.N. Invasion.

3   ChapulinColorado   2014 Jul 18, 5:15pm  

HydroCabron says

Thus do Zionists soften up America, preparing her to submit to U.N. Invasion.

Palestinians Prepare For Massive Ground Invasion:

4   ChapulinColorado   2014 Jul 19, 6:37am  

This post is featured under the humor tab on Pat.net

5   marcus   2014 Jul 19, 7:54am  

Good example of statistics lying, that is, if they were even serous.

3% I could believe, that is attributable to Obamacare. If casual sex is up 83%, it's not because of Obamacare. Mybe it's because of Miley Cirus. Just kidding.

6   Dan8267   2014 Jul 19, 8:13am  

marcus says

Good example of statistics lying, that is, if they were even serous.

3% I could believe, that is attributable to Obamacare. If casual sex is up 83%, it's not because of Obamacare. Mybe it's because of Miley Cirus. Just kidding.

Good example of a person with low reading comprehension not detecting that the website is all about satire, even though the story links on the side make it obvious.

7   HydroCabron   2014 Jul 19, 8:16am  

marcus says

If casual sex is up 83%, it's not because of Obamacare.

Obama showed weakness to our enemies, which killed those Malaysian Airlines passengers. So everyone is now having lots of sex.

8   Ceffer   2014 Jul 19, 9:10am  

if Obamacare increases FREE heterosexual sex by 1000 percent, I'll get behind it. Or in front of it. Or on top of it. Or underneath it.

9   Strategist   2014 Jul 19, 4:12pm  

Ceffer says

if Obamacare increases FREE heterosexual sex by 1000 percent, I'll get behind it. Or in front of it. Or on top of it. Or underneath it.

If you can't make up your mind, try all of it.

10   elliemae   2014 Jul 19, 4:55pm  

The article says

“Now that Obama’s paying for my contraception, I feel like I should sleep with as many men as possible. Just last night I fucked 12 guys in an alley behind a 7-11. And tomorrow I’m going to get DPed for the first time by some people I met on Tinder. Thanks Obama!”

I'm disappointed... only 12 guys? She could have done better. I blame Obama.

The promiscuous woman quote in the article says

Since I signed up for Obamacare, I’ve been increasingly attracted to black guys,” says Holly Anderson, a gorgeous 6’1” blond from Kansas City, ”I’ve been sleeping with black men exclusively now for the past two months and I don’t think I’ll ever go back.”

Warms the heart - so many people are trying to find love with that special someone, yet she's been able to find multiple special "dates."

That freakin' Obammycare is awesome

11   New Renter   2014 Jul 20, 1:18am  

Ceffer says

if Obamacare increases FREE heterosexual sex by 1000 percent, I'll get behind it. Or in front of it. Or on top of it. Or underneath it.

OK, have fun!

12   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 20, 7:13am  

Why wouldn't political satire sell?

I mean Obama has only been on a 5 year comedy troupe tour.

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