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APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich, The Musical. Coming Soon!
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2012 Sep 11, 9:29am 2,067 views 6 comments
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elliemae
2012 Sep 11, 3:41pm
This was already made into a musical starring Paris Hilton:
In a dystopian America, the mega-corporation GeneCo provides organ transplants, in addition to cosmetic surgeries, on a payment plan, making them available to everyone. Widespread surgical addiction has led to an underground market for a powerful painkiller called Zydrate, which is harvested from the brains of corpses. GeneCo is also legally able to repossess defaulted organs. Clients who default on payments will be hunted down by Repomen: skilled assassins contracted by GeneCo to recover organs, usually killing the clients in the process...
elliemae
2012 Sep 12, 2:34pm
Realtors should be used as fertilizer, not food.
What if the realtor fertilizer is used to grow food? And the wee child that eats it grows into a (gasp!) realtor? HUH? HUH? HUH?
freak80
2012 Sep 12, 11:37pm
What if the realtor fertilizer is used to grow food? And the wee child that eats it grows into a (gasp!) realtor? HUH? HUH? HUH?
Then we would have Night of the Living Realtor®s.
Screw patrick's book, this is what I REALLY want to see!!!
I'm thinking in the classical motif, a symphony concerto playing mostly soft strings, fog on the stage, ballet dancers elegantly moving similar to the opening set from swine lake...
then, a big crescendo, and the cannibal anarchy face eating commences... by the of act 1 90% of the caste lies dead or dying on the stage whimpering in pain, and half the symphony too, in a carnage of twisted musical instruments...
In act 2, angels could descend from above, only to be brutalized by the now cannibal zombies...
I shouldn't give this away, I could probably sell it to Disney!