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Examples of stupid comments I’m tired of reading in real estate reports and listings:


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2006 Aug 3, 11:42am   25,126 views  227 comments

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charming handyman's special!

Choices Increase for Buyers…. …. Real Estate Board President, Joe Doe, notes that while sales have softened slightly, prices have remained relatively stable and are up compared to the beginning of the year….[agghh, inventory is tracking much higher than sales, month after month]

Private garden with a fenced yard on a quiet street. Perfect for kids, pets and a veggie garden….. Partially updated with new maple kitchen and hot water tank in this comfy light filled doublewide [mobile!]. Perfect "as is" rental for renters with pets or college students [nearest college is 40 miles away. Yes, we are including a hot water tank].

REVENUE, REVENUE, REVENUE!! Nothing to do but collect your rental income! [of course, the mortgage payments alone are about double the current rent …]

Priced to sell, quick possession. [We need cash. Please.]

Move right in condition. [What, this is a selling point for a HOUSE?]

First time on the market in 50 years! [I see dead people]

Inside shows very nicely. [Outside, not so much]

Character …. 3 bedroom home on quiet street. Tenanted -- renting for $1200, planning on leaving end of August. Great investment or holding property. [mortgage payment with 20% down at 6% = $1657]

This is a very well maintained 1940's home with many substantial upgrades & is perfect for the 1st time home buyer. [mortgage payment with 10% down at 6% = $2126 = necessary annual income of $80,000. Local median family income is $55,000. Lots of potential first time buyers at these LOW, LOW prices]

I could go on, but you get the picture. Feel free to supply your own versions of the insanity of the Real Estate babble, with links if you like…

The language skills of real estate journalists and salespeople are getting a real work-out these days; if this continues, I expect to see future examples of creativity that would get excellent marks from a grade 8 creative writing teacher [punctuation, not so much…].

tsusiat

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166   requiem   2006 Aug 4, 9:47am  

I’m more worried about the situation of a suicidal culture, as posed by Jared Diamond

Unless you're on an island, that's almost confusing the company for the market. The species itself will survive, though cultures may not. Drawing on the synchronicity of Slashdot and digg threads, I'd like to quote one poster who supposed that a motivated group of 24 (educated) people could, in a resource-rich location, get back up to a pre-atomic level of technology in about a decade. (That unfortunately assumes they don't have to play politics with other groups of survivors.)

167   Glen   2006 Aug 4, 9:47am  

Don't worry Astrid... If history is any guide, our wasteful and decadent era will be followed by one or more of the following: massive war, genocide, famine or plague. Have a nice weekend! :)

168   Peter P   2006 Aug 4, 9:49am  

The species itself will survive, though cultures may not.

How about cuisines? :(

169   HARM   2006 Aug 4, 9:51am  

@GC,

Isn't the "Epoch Times" a portal for the Falun Gong movement itself? Not saying the Chinese government isn't evil and repressive (it is), just that I'd be a little suspicious of extreme claims, like coerced live organ harvesting from Falun Gong prisoners. This story just sounds a little too urban-mythy for me without some independent sources to back it up. Kind of reminds me of the chain email warning about people waking up in bathtubs full of ice cubes in Vegas --minus one kidney.

170   requiem   2006 Aug 4, 9:52am  

What the hell……..the sun will be cold one day anyway…….

There are other suns, and other planets. Until every star is dead, and every mass decayed to cold iron, there is still hope for the species.

171   surfer-x   2006 Aug 4, 9:55am  

I am absolutely horrified and disgusted. This is worse than combat-related kills and massacres. It’s not just the greedy cadres. It’s the police, doctors, unsympathetic press and populace. I guess this is one of the reasons why my parents would never go back to China.

Maybe these folks are affiliated with the ones that harvest moon bear bile,

tinyurl.com/k5fe7

or the ones that force very young girls into prostitution by strapping them to a branch and submerging them up to their armpits in a cesspool full of leaches.

tinyurl.com/hqymr

Ahh the middle kingdom, full of history and mystery.

But I digress, the Chinese are world leaders in the finance of American debtors, clearly we can look the other way on such trivial matters as human rights or basic dignity, can’t we? I mean after all, look at all the cheap crap we get in return.

172   Peter P   2006 Aug 4, 9:56am  

There are other suns, and other planets. Until every star is dead, and every mass decayed to cold iron, there is still hope for the species.

You really believe in ET's? :)

173   requiem   2006 Aug 4, 9:57am  

HARM:

Ever read Niven? He hypothesized that offering people life-through-transplants would encourage people to favor such harvesting programmes for criminals. A depressingly possible future, especially if you already have a culture that places a greater importance on the society than the individual.

Which reminds me... I did see "The Island" in the past month. Yummy!

174   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 9:59am  

requiem,

True enough, but that's hardly much comfort for me, since I'm highly unlikely to be amongst that 10.

Although the island effect is most obvious in geographically isolated pockets, there's no reason why similar effects cannot apply on a larger scale. Humanity is on an island, we don't yet have the technology to escape the Earth if we mess it up.

If we do make some sort of breakthrough and do continue on (perchance one day to become an enlightened culture of energy beings operating on a couple double A batteries...well, then I demand reincarnation personally and the ability to continue blogging with you all.

175   requiem   2006 Aug 4, 9:59am  

Peter P:

There's plenty of time before the sun goes red giant to spread to other systems. Being able to leach technologies from other species (assuming such exist) would be nice, of course, but not required.

176   HARM   2006 Aug 4, 10:03am  

requiem@,

Yes, Larry Niven's one of my favorite sci-fi authors, as he writes in the classic tradition (as in more emphasis on actual science). I would much prefer organ cloning to organ harvesting though. As Peter P would say, stealing someone else's organs invites bad karma. :-)

Still holding out hope for someone to invent "Boosterspice" before I croak, though.

177   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:07am  

GC,

I don't condone such coerced organ donations. However, I'm not surprised - once they start dehumanizing prisoners as less than human, it's easy to justify harvesting their organ to save "better" people. I under you can understand the position, as you're an admirer to ubermensch and as such, you'd agree that most of human society is mere cattle, there for the use and pleasure of the elite (though potentially dangerous and sometimes difficult to handle).

The end result may well be live organ donation, last seen in Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

On the other side of the slippery slope, why restrict such rights to humans. Why are we still eating veal, and boiling lobsters and crabs, and factory farm raising chicken, and swatting mosquitoes?

178   surfer-x   2006 Aug 4, 10:07am  

But if a "taken" organ can give a party hardy boomer another year on the bong, isn't this in itself a good thing? There are what 2-3 billion chinese, surely they won't miss an organ or two. Think of all the good that can be done by prolonging the boomer bong time. Boomer bong time, even sounds kind of Chinese.

179   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:10am  

Speaking of the Island, anyone read Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro? I keep meaning to read it, but haven't quite gotten around to it yet.

180   Peter P   2006 Aug 4, 10:11am  

I think harvesting organs from freshly executed prisoners is well justified. This is partly why I favor hanging over lethal injection.

181   HARM   2006 Aug 4, 10:14am  

@astrid, X & requiem,

Again, I'm a little suspicious about the source of that story. Live coerced organ harvesting seems a tad extreme even for the Chinese government. Shooting dissidents and running over student protestors with tanks, sure, but organ harvesting??

182   tsusiat   2006 Aug 4, 10:15am  

Good grief!

183   Peter P   2006 Aug 4, 10:27am  

Are you sure you people are Californians? You’re giving me a bummer.

Huh?

184   HARM   2006 Aug 4, 10:41am  

@Peter P,

Let me translate in Californian: He means to say you're harshing his buzz with all the totally bogus gloom-n-doom talk.

185   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:43am  

MA,

You're confusing NorCal with SoCal:) Have you checked out the fog coverage in SF during summer?

186   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:47am  

HARM,

Though I don't believe the source at all, organ harvesting from condemned prisoners would be something 80+% of Mainland Chinese could get behind. Condemned prisoners are gonna die anyways, so why not let their organs "serve society"? China is the land of historic female infanticides and lots of gender selective abortions (and not few female baby crib deaths) to this day. Is coercing a couple condemned organs really so heinous in contrast?

187   GallopingCheetah   2006 Aug 4, 10:49am  

HARM,

I don't generally follow politics on the other side of the Pacific. So I could be fooled.

188   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:52am  

Peter P,

I am a cultural relativist, in that I believe every society defines its own rules and adjust those rules over time to suit their conditions. I'm not a cultural relativist in that I think people can disobey on the books laws (eg., no bondage, no female circumcision) of the society in which they live.

I may not like how most governments of Africa run their land, but I sure as hell don't want the US imposing its moral authority (if any remains after Abu Ghraib) on these countries.

189   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:55am  

GC,

Come on! It's the Epoch Times, can you really not know?

I would actually like to get a job in Shanghai (or preferably, bi-coastal btwn Shanghai and SF). China's not really that bad, if you have money and AC and connections and no uncontrollable impulse for social justice.

However, China proper (excluding HK) has no world class city yet.

190   GallopingCheetah   2006 Aug 4, 10:58am  

I really don't know its actual backing. Seriously.

191   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 11:03am  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epoch_Times

It's basically like the anti-CCP version of a Marxist tabloid rag.

I admit the story is plausible enough and I've heard of similar accounts before. But the source! It's like having the National Inquirer unearth Abu Ghraib. Sure it's a deadly serious matter, but it's the National Inquirer!

192   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 11:05am  

MA,

Yes, a common mistake for non-Californians. But really CA is like five or six states cramed in together. Most parts of CA resemble neighboring states (or countries...cough Mexico cough) than they do each other.

193   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 11:30am  

I figured you were extending the joke from earlier about outsider misperceptions about CA's beach bunny/tanned outdoorsy dude reputation.

I personally couldn't bear to live in SoCal. I was there for college and I hated my first two years there. The next two were kind of funny because I still didn't like SoCal but made good friends with people who were walking valley girl cliches.

Compared to SoCal, BA weather and traffic is pretty nice and you catch glimpses of green here and there. However, BA's natural beauty is a bit exaggerated. The Marin Headlands and Mt. Tam are nice, but otherwise, BA is not a great access point to the outdoors. Pt. Reyes is at least an hour away, Yosemite is at least 2.5 hrs away, and most of the Sierras is 4 or 5 hours away.

194   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 11:47am  

google,

To be fair, Falun Gong is a fairly crazy cult modelled on Scientology (no medicine, attracting lots of sick people hoping for a cheap cure-all), so a slightly higher than average incidence of death should not be a surprise.

The other thing that my parents used to bring up about the GLP and CR is how the experience utterly destroyed the Chinese morality and civil society. Chinese people today are on average quite selfish and self centered. According to my parents, back in the 50s and 60s the people cared much more about each other and their community, and venerated the CCP leadership. Nowadays, people are so callous that there are often reports of public rapes and beatings in crowded areas, where nobody in the crowd lifted a finger to help the victim.

195   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 12:32pm  

MA,

It really depends on when you visit BA. Come November through May and you'll see green hills. Come March through June and you'll see some wildflowers, but it gets brown quickly afterwards. I guess that's what goes for seasons in the BA.

However, PNW summers are particularly glorious. I took a short roadtrip one summer up the 101 to Mt. Hood and Mt. Rainier, and the blooms at Paradise were like a dream. You guys have foxgloves and beargrass and avalanch lilies growing willynilly everywhere, and you have blackberries the size of my big toe just growing in ditches next to the road. B

I hated LA. Maybe it's not so bad on the westside but once you get into the valleys, the smog is just horrible in the summer and there's very little tree cover. The nice neighborhoods with huge water bills look okay, but the rest of the place was just depressing.

And the dust is horrible too. My (fairly new) college dorm got more dust accumulating in a week than my parents' home in VA would get in 3 months.

196   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 12:33pm  

NorCal also has slightly better roads. SoCal roads are just unbelievably bad and congested

197   HARM   2006 Aug 4, 1:18pm  

And the dust is horrible too. My (fairly new) college dorm got more dust accumulating in a week than my parents’ home in VA would get in 3 months

astrid,

You're right on the money here. I recall being shocked at how infrequently I could get away with dusting my apartment or washing my car when I lived in Atlanta. In L.A., you pretty much have to vacuum & dust your place at least weekly, or it really builds up and coats everything. If you don't wash your car at least bi-monthly, it starts to look abandoned.

MA,

I don't know what part of SoCal you're talking about (south OC maybe?) but most of L.A. and the Inland Empire is a polluted toilet. You must have visited some very select areas. Certainly not downtown, Hollywood or the Valleys.

198   Peter P   2006 Aug 4, 2:49pm  

The other thing that my parents used to bring up about the GLP and CR is how the experience utterly destroyed the Chinese morality and civil society. Chinese people today are on average quite selfish and self centered.

This is so sad. :(

199   Peter P   2006 Aug 4, 3:01pm  

Umm, you may want to read your history before making such stupid comments. The Great Leap Forward caused 20-30 MILLION Chinese to die of starvation. And the Cultural Revolution, whilst not as lethal, seriously screwed their society up for decades.

These are extreme tragedies but I doubt we can prevent similar disasters from happening again sometime, somewhere. :(

The flu pandemic in 1918 killed 20-40 millions. Are human catastrophes worse than natural calamities?

200   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 3:27pm  

Peter P,

I think so. Other than famine, natural disasters tend to play out faster and be less traumatic. There's also less bad blood after the fact.

201   Randy H   2006 Aug 4, 3:43pm  

huh?

202   tsusiat   2006 Aug 4, 4:13pm  

I hate all you hurricanes, yer good for nuttin' An you earhtquakers, I'm not gonna forgit, I can't stand what ya dun to us, we'se enemies now ferever!

Yep, I agree, bad blood usually follows the human tragedies. Tsunamis, fire and earthquakes, that's just any old indiscriminate bloodin', ya know.

203   nrecob   2006 Aug 4, 4:34pm  

"Speaking [tangentially] of realtwhore comments… one of the guests at a party I went to recently was a realtwhore.

She kept whining about how the “Main Street Media” (sic) was being pessimistic and scaring off the buyers from this wonderful buyers market.

So I think I heard wrong, so I say ‘what media?’

And she goes, ‘The Main Street Media, you know - newspapers and tv’.

I tried not to laugh out loud, and the cocktail I was drinking nearly snorted out my nose…

SP"

She's a walking example of "If you think education is expensive..."

204   OO   2006 Aug 4, 4:38pm  

I don't think one should prepare for the eurology of the US economy.

I am not sure about India, but I know the engineering situations in China very well, since a few of my friends are running big outsourcing outfits in China taking projects from Japan and the US. Their coders are surely cheap compared to us ($1000 USD/ month), but far from being good. Most medium to high level engineering projects cannot be outsourced, and experienced coders over there command easily $2K USD / month, although his skills are not that advanced measured by our standard, his cost is staggeringly expensive if you take into consideration of the admin cost required on top of his $2K/m salary. The consensus is, China will hit a glass ceiling trying to climb up the food chain.

If you have ever been to the recruiting fairs at the top Chinese universities, which I have, you will have even a more sober picture of the country. English is the number one priority on their list, so you can find a lot of fluent English speakers - with little engineering or science skills, because those creme de la creme engineers are already on their way to the US and Europe trying to compete with engineers here on equal footing by becoming one of the local guys. So what's left are pretty mediocre quality engineers who can just get the basics done.

Regarding innovation, I am not going to cast my bet on a country with a Geat Firewall.

205   OO   2006 Aug 4, 4:45pm  

Organ harvesting in China is true, because I know someone (American) who is an investor in such an organ harvesting system. It is an extremely lucrative business, and the paying patients come mainly from developed countries. Organs are typically sourced from prisoners on the death row, but occasionally you do get desperate village peasants who want to raise enough money for their kids' education.

While it seems very unethical on surface, I am not sure if I should condemn it or actually promote it. The only problem I have with this is, the money earned from organ harvesting is passed on to the corrupt officials along the "value chain" instead of being given back to the family of those on the death row. If you have a beloved one who is dying because he can't find a suitable organ donor, would you want to buy an organ for him from the black market? I know I would.

In an idealistic world, all life is created equal, or at least that is what we strive for. But in reality, if you are a peasant in China with absolutely no hope of making it, and life is absolutely misery, so you'd like to sell one of your kidneys so that your kid will stand a chance in the future, should you be denied that opportunity? Perhaps not. It is the same thing as prison labor, I personally have no problems with prison labor if they are not forced to work in a compromising situation.

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